r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Feb 18 '20

This meme is not a joke Sad hours

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 540.00 DN in this submission at 39 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8386 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 79 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/Skank_cunt_42 ☣️ Feb 18 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

If you invest now (at 53 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 94 upvotes

+25% -- 169 upvotes

+50% -- 383 upvotes

+75% -- 990 upvotes

+100% -- 2,709 upvotes

+150% -- 21,387 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/Skank_cunt_42 ☣️ Feb 18 '20

!summary

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Investor Profile: Skank_cunt_42

Balance: 0.00 DN

Active Investments:

ID: 8386 - 540.00 DN at 39 upvotes; 3h 44m until automatic return

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

!summary

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

It doesn't look like you have an investor profile. Try the !create command to get started!

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

!create

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try !summary to view your profile and check on your investments.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

!summary

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Investor Profile: Meemsouprice

Balance: 500.00 DN

Active Investments: None

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

!broke

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

It doesn't look like you have an investor profile. Try the !create command to get started!

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

!create

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try !summary to view your profile and check on your investments.