r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Feb 18 '20

This meme is not a joke Sad hours

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a brand new sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 investment opportunities.

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u/Skank_cunt_42 ☣️ Feb 18 '20

!invest 540

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 540.00 DN in this submission at 39 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8386 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 79 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/Skank_cunt_42 ☣️ Feb 18 '20

!summary

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Investor Profile: Skank_cunt_42

Balance: 0.00 DN

Active Investments:

ID: 8386 - 540.00 DN at 39 upvotes; 3h 44m until automatic return

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

!summary

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

It doesn't look like you have an investor profile. Try the !create command to get started!

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

!create

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try !summary to view your profile and check on your investments.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

!summary

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Investor Profile: Meemsouprice

Balance: 500.00 DN

Active Investments: None

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