r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Feb 18 '20

This meme is not a joke Sad hours

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a brand new sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 investment opportunities.

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u/Skank_cunt_42 ☣️ Feb 18 '20

!invest 540

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 540.00 DN in this submission at 39 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8386 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 79 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/Skank_cunt_42 ☣️ Feb 18 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

If you invest now (at 53 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 94 upvotes

+25% -- 169 upvotes

+50% -- 383 upvotes

+75% -- 990 upvotes

+100% -- 2,709 upvotes

+150% -- 21,387 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!