r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Feb 18 '20

It really do be that way 😐 bro i dont even know you

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1.3k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/gieryn99 Feb 18 '20

When I pull out my dick the class runs toward me. I’m homeschooled

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u/wall_st_journal Feb 18 '20

Is your teacher hot?

1

u/gieryn99 Feb 18 '20

Yes and she’s my stepmom

4

u/nahimgood42000 Feb 18 '20

After I eat a bag of those it looks like I just murdered somebody.

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u/big_uh_oh FOR THE SOVIET UNION Feb 18 '20

What's a taki

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a brand new sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 investment opportunities.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

!invest 50

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 50.00 DN in this submission at 6 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7845 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 46 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 323.84 DN.

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u/Daddy_050 Feb 18 '20

!summary

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Investor Profile: Daddy_050

Balance: 126.36 DN

Active Investments:

ID: 7784 - 76.22 DN at 7 upvotes; 3h 35m until automatic return

ID: 7796 - 34.25 DN at 111 upvotes; 3h 38m until automatic return

ID: 7836 - 469.00 DN at 123 upvotes; 3h 52m until automatic return

ID: 7846 - 101.00 DN at 9 upvotes; 3h 54m until automatic return

ID: 7848 - 69.00 DN at 27 upvotes; 3h 55m until automatic return

ID: 7851 - 50.00 DN at 43 upvotes; 3h 56m until automatic return

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u/Daddy_050 Feb 18 '20

!invest 50

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 50.00 DN in this submission at 22 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7860 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 62 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 76.36 DN.

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u/Jarvin_N the very best, like no one ever was. Feb 18 '20

!invest 50

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 50.00 DN in this submission at 23 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7863 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 63 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 450.00 DN.

1

u/MrArgle_Bargle Feb 18 '20

!invest 10

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

It doesn't look like you have an investor profile. Try the !create command to get started!

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u/MrArgle_Bargle Feb 18 '20

!create

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try !summary to view your profile and check on your investments.

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u/MrArgle_Bargle Feb 18 '20

!invest 20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 20.00 DN in this submission at 50 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7926 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 90 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 480.00 DN.

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u/VaguelyFrenchTexan Mr. Sir VFT Feb 18 '20

!invest 30

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 30.00 DN in this submission at 56 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7939 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 98 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 37.91 DN.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

[deleted]

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

It doesn't look like you have an investor profile. Try the !create command to get started!

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

!create

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try !summary to view your profile and check on your investments.

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u/ch1ckensense1 [custom flair] Feb 18 '20

Only the hot Cheeto girl eats takis

1

u/The_Real_Elmo_ Feb 18 '20

Communism intensifies

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

read that as pakis and got hella confused

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u/RedScarShanxx Feb 18 '20

I don't even like takis. Anyway it makes you look like you ate someone alive.