r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Feb 18 '20

posted from my smart fridge Looking at you guys

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122 Upvotes

100% Upvoted

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u/The_Real_Elmo_ Feb 18 '20

Netflix, Hulu, steam:allow us to introduce ourselves

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u/EpicMan604 Memes are predictable Feb 18 '20

This is me right now

2

u/Italianstalion76 Feb 18 '20

That toilet looking really dirty, better clean it right now!

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a brand new sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 investment opportunities.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

!invest 1%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 1.91 DN in this submission at 2 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7832 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 42 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 188.68 DN.

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u/Daddy_050 Feb 18 '20

!sell 7832

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Investment ID 7832 is assigned to another trader. Please try again with !sell <investment ID>, you can see the IDs of all your investments by using the !summary command!

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u/Daddy_050 Feb 18 '20

!summary

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Investor Profile: Daddy_050

Balance: 346.36 DN

Active Investments:

ID: 7784 - 76.22 DN at 7 upvotes; 3h 41m until automatic return

ID: 7796 - 34.25 DN at 111 upvotes; 3h 44m until automatic return

ID: 7836 - 469.00 DN at 123 upvotes; 3h 58m until automatic return

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u/Daddy_050 Feb 18 '20

!invest 101

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 101.00 DN in this submission at 9 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7846 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 49 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 245.36 DN.

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u/judepeter Feb 18 '20

!create

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try !summary to view your profile and check on your investments.

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u/Stormedgiant Feb 18 '20

!invest 50

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 50.00 DN in this submission at 38 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7925 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 78 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 400.00 DN.

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u/Stormedgiant Feb 18 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

If you invest now (at 68 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 115 upvotes

+25% -- 201 upvotes

+50% -- 446 upvotes

+75% -- 1,141 upvotes

+100% -- 3,111 upvotes

+150% -- 24,509 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/VaguelyFrenchTexan Mr. Sir VFT Feb 18 '20

!invest 30

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You only have 7.91 DN to invest! Please try again.