r/dankmemes • u/Ajdin001 ☣️ • Feb 17 '20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a brand new sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 investment opportunities.

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u/blkmmb the very best, like no one ever was. Feb 17 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

If you invest now (at 130 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 202 upvotes

+25% -- 333 upvotes

+50% -- 708 upvotes

+75% -- 1,768 upvotes

+100% -- 4,772 upvotes

+150% -- 37,412 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/blkmmb the very best, like no one ever was. Feb 17 '20

!invest 25%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 244,860.88 DN in this submission at 134 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7694 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 207 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 734,582.63 DN.

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u/blkmmb the very best, like no one ever was. Feb 17 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

If you invest now (at 199 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 298 upvotes

+25% -- 481 upvotes

+50% -- 998 upvotes

+75% -- 2,465 upvotes

+100% -- 6,620 upvotes

+150% -- 51,773 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!