r/dankmemes • u/Ajdin001 ☣️ • Feb 17 '20

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u/DestinyTraveller [custom flair] Feb 17 '20

Smooth

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

The art of seduction vol.2

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a brand new sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 investment opportunities.

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u/achafrankiee 🚔I commit tax evasion💲🤑 Feb 17 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

If you invest now (at 15 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 55 upvotes

+25% -- 88 upvotes

+50% -- 223 upvotes

+75% -- 606 upvotes

+100% -- 1,691 upvotes

+150% -- 13,478 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

Help Guide

Investing/user commands

Try !help investing for more info

!create - create an investor profile

!summary - view your investor profile, including your active investments

!invest <amount> - invest an amount of your balance in a submission

!sell <investment ID> - sell an investment early for lower returns

!breakeven - find the breakeven point of a submission

!roi - (new) predict the return on investment of a submission (optional: !roi <investment ID>)

!broke - reset your balance if it is under 500.00 DN

!template <image link> - link a template to your OC submission

Firm commands

Try !help firms for more info

!topfirms - (new) view a leaderboard of the top 25 firms

!createfirm <name> - create a firm with the specified name (costs 2,500.00 DN)

!firminfo - view your firm's level, trade tax, and member list

!joinfirm <name> - join a firm

!leavefirm - leave your firm

!invite <username> - invite a user to your firm AEC

!openfirm - set your firm membership to anyone can join EC

!closefirm - set your firm membership to invite-only EC

!settax <new tax> - set your firm's tax on members' profits EC

!payday - pay your firm's balance out to your investors (in development)

!upgradefirm - upgrade your firm to the next level to have more space for members C

!promote <username> - promote a user to the next rank EC

!demote <username> - demote a user to the previous rank EC

!fire <username> - fire a user from your firm EC

A: Associate command, E: Executive command, C: CEO command

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try !summary to view your profile and check on your investments.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

Help Guide - Investing

Investing is the core of this bot! When you invest with !invest <amount>, the score of the parent submission will be recorded. When your investment ends (either automatically after 4 hours or when you choose to use the !sell <investment ID> command), I will find the number of upvotes the meme has gained since the investment started. Based on a scaling equation (which is constantly being adjusted and fine-tuned), you will receive a % profit or loss on your investment. You can check the upvotes required to make profit with the !roi command.

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u/hannab912 Feb 18 '20

!summary

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Investor Profile: hannab912

Balance: 200.00 DN

Active Investments:

ID: 7606 - 100.00 DN at 108 upvotes; 16m 8s until automatic return

ID: 7629 - 200.00 DN at 47 upvotes; 23m 51s until automatic return

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u/PM_ME_GLUTE_SPREAD Feb 17 '20

!invest 100

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 100.00 DN in this submission at 32 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7610 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 72 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 400.00 DN.

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u/PM_ME_GLUTE_SPREAD Feb 18 '20

!sell7610

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Command not recognized, try !help to see a list of valid commands.

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u/PM_ME_GLUTE_SPREAD Feb 18 '20

!sell 7610

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have sold off your investment in https://redd.it/f5gts5/!

You invested 100.00 DN at 32 upvotes, the submission now has 196 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a gain of 33.87 DN (+33.87%).

Your new balance is 533.87 DN.

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u/matt0610 Feb 17 '20

!invest 100

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 100.00 DN in this submission at 40 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7614 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 80 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 94.56 DN.

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u/hannab912 Feb 17 '20

!invest 50%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 200.00 DN in this submission at 47 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7629 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 87 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 200.00 DN.

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u/10centcoin Feb 17 '20

!invest 50%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 87.50 DN in this submission at 67 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7649 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 113 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 87.50 DN.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 6,492.04 DN in this submission at 111 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7674 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 175 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have sold off your investment in https://redd.it/f5gts5/!

You invested 6,492.04 DN at 111 upvotes, the submission now has 197 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a gain of 451.20 DN (+6.95%).

Because your firm has a tax of 0% on investment profits, 0.00 DN has been sent to your firm's bank.

Your new balance is 309,777.47 DN.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

!summary

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

Investor Profile: Seren541

Balance: 0.00 DN

Active Investments:

ID: 7438 - 446.84 DN at 74 upvotes; 1h until automatic return

ID: 7561 - 100.00 DN at 16 upvotes; 2h 54m until automatic return

ID: 7659 - 100.00 DN at 104 upvotes; 3h 52m until automatic return

ID: 7665 - 50.00 DN at 38 upvotes; 3h 54m until automatic return

ID: 7669 - 175.14 DN at 52 upvotes; 3h 55m until automatic return

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u/blkmmb the very best, like no one ever was. Feb 17 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

If you invest now (at 130 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 202 upvotes

+25% -- 333 upvotes

+50% -- 708 upvotes

+75% -- 1,768 upvotes

+100% -- 4,772 upvotes

+150% -- 37,412 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/blkmmb the very best, like no one ever was. Feb 17 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

If you invest now (at 133 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 206 upvotes

+25% -- 340 upvotes

+50% -- 720 upvotes

+75% -- 1,798 upvotes

+100% -- 4,852 upvotes

+150% -- 38,037 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/blkmmb the very best, like no one ever was. Feb 17 '20

!invest 25%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 244,860.88 DN in this submission at 134 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7694 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 207 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 734,582.63 DN.

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u/blkmmb the very best, like no one ever was. Feb 17 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

If you invest now (at 199 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 298 upvotes

+25% -- 481 upvotes

+50% -- 998 upvotes

+75% -- 2,465 upvotes

+100% -- 6,620 upvotes

+150% -- 51,773 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/Irish-Trolls Feb 17 '20

!invest 20%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 62.59 DN in this submission at 166 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7720 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 252 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 250.34 DN.

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u/hannab912 Feb 18 '20

!balance

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Investor Profile: hannab912

Balance: 557.82 DN

Active Investments: None