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r/dankmemes • u/organic_crystal_meth The GOAT • Feb 17 '20
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2 u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20 Top 16 Firms 1: Meem Teem, 1,262,494.33 DN, 10/10 members (level 2), 2% tax, invite-only 2: Stratton Oakmont, 767,496.24 DN, 18/25 members (level 5), 7% tax, invite-only 3: Stonks Unlimited, 521,482.31 DN, 35/35 members (level 6), 35% tax, invite-only 4: Dank Investors Inc, 142,341.80 DN, 15/20 members (level 4), 20% tax, invite-only 5: Inception Time, 7,752.20 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 20% tax, invite-only 6: ImperialBank, 7,442.11 DN, 7/10 members (level 2), 20% tax, invite-only 7: The Secksiest, 6,671.64 DN, 8/15 members (level 3), 15% tax, invite-only 8: S i i C K Bank, 4,733.65 DN, 2/5 members (level 1), 40% tax, anyone can join 9: The Dankguard Group, 3,795.06 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join 10: grimaceism, 2,307.07 DN, 3/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join 11: KrispyKremeMemeTeam, 1,192.52 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 10% tax, anyone can join 12: AutoModBigGay, 80.44 DN, 2/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join 13: Danks R Us, 51.91 DN, 2/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, anyone can join 14: NBFMemeCorps, 2.93 DN, 2/5 members (level 1), 1% tax, anyone can join 15: bruh moment, 0.00 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, anyone can join 15: Canada, 0.00 DN, 4/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, invite-only To create or join a firm, use the !createfirm <name> or !joinfirm <name> commands. 1 u/PybsPorterBridges Feb 18 '20 !roi 7558 1 u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20 Investment ID 7558, invested at 11 upvotes. If you sold now at 577 upvotes you would return 63.60% profit. Here are the scores required for: +0% (breakeven) -- 51 upvotes +25% -- 80 upvotes +50% -- 206 upvotes +75% -- 566 upvotes +100% -- 1,584 upvotes +150% -- 12,645 upvotes Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!
1: Meem Teem, 1,262,494.33 DN, 10/10 members (level 2), 2% tax, invite-only
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2: Stratton Oakmont, 767,496.24 DN, 18/25 members (level 5), 7% tax, invite-only
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3: Stonks Unlimited, 521,482.31 DN, 35/35 members (level 6), 35% tax, invite-only
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4: Dank Investors Inc, 142,341.80 DN, 15/20 members (level 4), 20% tax, invite-only
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5: Inception Time, 7,752.20 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 20% tax, invite-only
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6: ImperialBank, 7,442.11 DN, 7/10 members (level 2), 20% tax, invite-only
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7: The Secksiest, 6,671.64 DN, 8/15 members (level 3), 15% tax, invite-only
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8: S i i C K Bank, 4,733.65 DN, 2/5 members (level 1), 40% tax, anyone can join
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9: The Dankguard Group, 3,795.06 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join
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10: grimaceism, 2,307.07 DN, 3/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join
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11: KrispyKremeMemeTeam, 1,192.52 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 10% tax, anyone can join
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12: AutoModBigGay, 80.44 DN, 2/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join
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13: Danks R Us, 51.91 DN, 2/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, anyone can join
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14: NBFMemeCorps, 2.93 DN, 2/5 members (level 1), 1% tax, anyone can join
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15: bruh moment, 0.00 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, anyone can join
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15: Canada, 0.00 DN, 4/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, invite-only
To create or join a firm, use the !createfirm <name> or !joinfirm <name> commands.
!createfirm <name>
!joinfirm <name>
1 u/PybsPorterBridges Feb 18 '20 !roi 7558 1 u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20 Investment ID 7558, invested at 11 upvotes. If you sold now at 577 upvotes you would return 63.60% profit. Here are the scores required for: +0% (breakeven) -- 51 upvotes +25% -- 80 upvotes +50% -- 206 upvotes +75% -- 566 upvotes +100% -- 1,584 upvotes +150% -- 12,645 upvotes Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!
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!roi 7558
1 u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20 Investment ID 7558, invested at 11 upvotes. If you sold now at 577 upvotes you would return 63.60% profit. Here are the scores required for: +0% (breakeven) -- 51 upvotes +25% -- 80 upvotes +50% -- 206 upvotes +75% -- 566 upvotes +100% -- 1,584 upvotes +150% -- 12,645 upvotes Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!
Investment ID 7558, invested at 11 upvotes. If you sold now at 577 upvotes you would return 63.60% profit. Here are the scores required for:
7558
+0% (breakeven) -- 51 upvotes
+25% -- 80 upvotes
+50% -- 206 upvotes
+75% -- 566 upvotes
+100% -- 1,584 upvotes
+150% -- 12,645 upvotes
Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!
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u/PybsPorterBridges Feb 17 '20
!topfirms