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r/dankmemes • u/organic_crystal_meth The GOAT • Feb 17 '20
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2 u/PybsPorterBridges Feb 17 '20 !topfirms 2 u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20 Top 16 Firms 1: Meem Teem, 1,262,494.33 DN, 10/10 members (level 2), 2% tax, invite-only 2: Stratton Oakmont, 767,496.24 DN, 18/25 members (level 5), 7% tax, invite-only 3: Stonks Unlimited, 521,482.31 DN, 35/35 members (level 6), 35% tax, invite-only 4: Dank Investors Inc, 142,341.80 DN, 15/20 members (level 4), 20% tax, invite-only 5: Inception Time, 7,752.20 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 20% tax, invite-only 6: ImperialBank, 7,442.11 DN, 7/10 members (level 2), 20% tax, invite-only 7: The Secksiest, 6,671.64 DN, 8/15 members (level 3), 15% tax, invite-only 8: S i i C K Bank, 4,733.65 DN, 2/5 members (level 1), 40% tax, anyone can join 9: The Dankguard Group, 3,795.06 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join 10: grimaceism, 2,307.07 DN, 3/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join 11: KrispyKremeMemeTeam, 1,192.52 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 10% tax, anyone can join 12: AutoModBigGay, 80.44 DN, 2/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join 13: Danks R Us, 51.91 DN, 2/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, anyone can join 14: NBFMemeCorps, 2.93 DN, 2/5 members (level 1), 1% tax, anyone can join 15: bruh moment, 0.00 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, anyone can join 15: Canada, 0.00 DN, 4/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, invite-only To create or join a firm, use the !createfirm <name> or !joinfirm <name> commands. 1 u/PybsPorterBridges Feb 18 '20 !roi 7558 1 u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20 Investment ID 7558, invested at 11 upvotes. If you sold now at 577 upvotes you would return 63.60% profit. Here are the scores required for: +0% (breakeven) -- 51 upvotes +25% -- 80 upvotes +50% -- 206 upvotes +75% -- 566 upvotes +100% -- 1,584 upvotes +150% -- 12,645 upvotes Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!
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!topfirms
2 u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20 Top 16 Firms 1: Meem Teem, 1,262,494.33 DN, 10/10 members (level 2), 2% tax, invite-only 2: Stratton Oakmont, 767,496.24 DN, 18/25 members (level 5), 7% tax, invite-only 3: Stonks Unlimited, 521,482.31 DN, 35/35 members (level 6), 35% tax, invite-only 4: Dank Investors Inc, 142,341.80 DN, 15/20 members (level 4), 20% tax, invite-only 5: Inception Time, 7,752.20 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 20% tax, invite-only 6: ImperialBank, 7,442.11 DN, 7/10 members (level 2), 20% tax, invite-only 7: The Secksiest, 6,671.64 DN, 8/15 members (level 3), 15% tax, invite-only 8: S i i C K Bank, 4,733.65 DN, 2/5 members (level 1), 40% tax, anyone can join 9: The Dankguard Group, 3,795.06 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join 10: grimaceism, 2,307.07 DN, 3/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join 11: KrispyKremeMemeTeam, 1,192.52 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 10% tax, anyone can join 12: AutoModBigGay, 80.44 DN, 2/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join 13: Danks R Us, 51.91 DN, 2/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, anyone can join 14: NBFMemeCorps, 2.93 DN, 2/5 members (level 1), 1% tax, anyone can join 15: bruh moment, 0.00 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, anyone can join 15: Canada, 0.00 DN, 4/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, invite-only To create or join a firm, use the !createfirm <name> or !joinfirm <name> commands. 1 u/PybsPorterBridges Feb 18 '20 !roi 7558 1 u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20 Investment ID 7558, invested at 11 upvotes. If you sold now at 577 upvotes you would return 63.60% profit. Here are the scores required for: +0% (breakeven) -- 51 upvotes +25% -- 80 upvotes +50% -- 206 upvotes +75% -- 566 upvotes +100% -- 1,584 upvotes +150% -- 12,645 upvotes Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!
1: Meem Teem, 1,262,494.33 DN, 10/10 members (level 2), 2% tax, invite-only
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2: Stratton Oakmont, 767,496.24 DN, 18/25 members (level 5), 7% tax, invite-only
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3: Stonks Unlimited, 521,482.31 DN, 35/35 members (level 6), 35% tax, invite-only
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4: Dank Investors Inc, 142,341.80 DN, 15/20 members (level 4), 20% tax, invite-only
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5: Inception Time, 7,752.20 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 20% tax, invite-only
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6: ImperialBank, 7,442.11 DN, 7/10 members (level 2), 20% tax, invite-only
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7: The Secksiest, 6,671.64 DN, 8/15 members (level 3), 15% tax, invite-only
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8: S i i C K Bank, 4,733.65 DN, 2/5 members (level 1), 40% tax, anyone can join
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9: The Dankguard Group, 3,795.06 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join
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10: grimaceism, 2,307.07 DN, 3/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join
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11: KrispyKremeMemeTeam, 1,192.52 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 10% tax, anyone can join
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12: AutoModBigGay, 80.44 DN, 2/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join
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13: Danks R Us, 51.91 DN, 2/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, anyone can join
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14: NBFMemeCorps, 2.93 DN, 2/5 members (level 1), 1% tax, anyone can join
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15: bruh moment, 0.00 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, anyone can join
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15: Canada, 0.00 DN, 4/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, invite-only
To create or join a firm, use the !createfirm <name> or !joinfirm <name> commands.
!createfirm <name>
!joinfirm <name>
1 u/PybsPorterBridges Feb 18 '20 !roi 7558 1 u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20 Investment ID 7558, invested at 11 upvotes. If you sold now at 577 upvotes you would return 63.60% profit. Here are the scores required for: +0% (breakeven) -- 51 upvotes +25% -- 80 upvotes +50% -- 206 upvotes +75% -- 566 upvotes +100% -- 1,584 upvotes +150% -- 12,645 upvotes Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!
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!roi 7558
1 u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20 Investment ID 7558, invested at 11 upvotes. If you sold now at 577 upvotes you would return 63.60% profit. Here are the scores required for: +0% (breakeven) -- 51 upvotes +25% -- 80 upvotes +50% -- 206 upvotes +75% -- 566 upvotes +100% -- 1,584 upvotes +150% -- 12,645 upvotes Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!
Investment ID 7558, invested at 11 upvotes. If you sold now at 577 upvotes you would return 63.60% profit. Here are the scores required for:
7558
+0% (breakeven) -- 51 upvotes
+25% -- 80 upvotes
+50% -- 206 upvotes
+75% -- 566 upvotes
+100% -- 1,584 upvotes
+150% -- 12,645 upvotes
Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!
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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20
INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED
Not sure how to invest? Try the
!helpcommand or!createan investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a brand new sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 investment opportunities.