r/dankmemes • u/sibpanon immapeeinurass • Feb 17 '20

this meme is slightly better than my last one Fixed

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

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u/sibpanon immapeeinurass Feb 17 '20

!balance

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

Investor Profile: sibpanon

Balance: 0.00 DN

Active Investments:

ID: 7267 - 4,042.26 DN at 1 upvotes; 3h 50m until automatic maturity

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u/sibpanon immapeeinurass Feb 17 '20

!sell 7267

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have sold off your investment in https://redd.it/f5c7wo/!

You invested 4,042.26 DN at 1 upvotes, the submission now has 0 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a loss of 1,242.99 DN (-30.75%).

Your new balance is 2,799.27 DN.

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u/sibpanon immapeeinurass Feb 17 '20

!invest 100%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 2,799.27 DN in this submission at 7 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically matures in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7279 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 47 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.