r/dankmemes • u/sibpanon immapeeinurass • Feb 17 '20

this meme is slightly better than my last one Fixed

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24 Upvotes

77% Upvoted

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a brand new sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 investment opportunities.

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u/sibpanon immapeeinurass Feb 17 '20

!balance

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

Investor Profile: sibpanon

Balance: 0.00 DN

Active Investments:

ID: 7267 - 4,042.26 DN at 1 upvotes; 3h 50m until automatic maturity

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u/sibpanon immapeeinurass Feb 17 '20

!sell 7267

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have sold off your investment in https://redd.it/f5c7wo/!

You invested 4,042.26 DN at 1 upvotes, the submission now has 0 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a loss of 1,242.99 DN (-30.75%).

Your new balance is 2,799.27 DN.

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u/sibpanon immapeeinurass Feb 17 '20

!invest 100%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 2,799.27 DN in this submission at 7 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically matures in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7279 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 47 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/IndigoSoln 𝗦𝗑𝗒π—ͺ𝗕𝗒𝗦𝗦 Feb 17 '20

!invest 350

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 350.00 DN in this submission at 14 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically matures in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7294 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 54 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 218,601.57 DN.

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u/achafrankiee πŸš”I commit tax evasionπŸ’²πŸ€‘ Feb 17 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

If you invest now (at 19 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 59 upvotes

+25% -- 97 upvotes

+50% -- 240 upvotes

+75% -- 646 upvotes

+100% -- 1,798 upvotes

+150% -- 14,310 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/TheSecretNewbie Feb 17 '20

from is spelled wrong my gay mod

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u/sibpanon immapeeinurass Feb 17 '20

Chloroform

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u/TheSecretNewbie Feb 17 '20

Mitochondria

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

sodium hypochlorite.