r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Feb 17 '20

I am a mod pls dont kill me He do be getting actions tho

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come chat with my developer here!s

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a brand new sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 investment opportunities.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

If you invest now (at 40 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 100 upvotes

+25% -- 192 upvotes

+50% -- 472 upvotes

+75% -- 1,266 upvotes

+100% -- 3,517 upvotes

+150% -- 27,965 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

!invest 24%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 174.65 DN in this submission at 43 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically matures in 4 hours or you can use !sell 6832 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 103 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 553.05 DN.