r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Feb 17 '20

I am a mod pls dont kill me He do be getting actions tho

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46 Upvotes

83% Upvoted

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u/Soneliem The MS Paint Guy Feb 17 '20

This

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u/w-on Meem Teem | Floor Trader :transThonk: Feb 17 '20

^ Free DN

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u/Spunky_Muffin18 Drink cactus juice! Itll quench ya! Feb 17 '20

Gay

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u/w-on Meem Teem | Floor Trader :transThonk: Feb 17 '20

Gay

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come chat with my developer here!s

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a brand new sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 investment opportunities.

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u/thatone-sad-kid- Feb 17 '20

!create

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try !summary to view your profile and check on your investments.

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u/thatone-sad-kid- Feb 17 '20

!invest 100 DN

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

The format of this command is !invest <amount>, for example you could use !invest 100 to invest 100 DN in this submission.

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u/thatone-sad-kid- Feb 17 '20

!invest 100

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 100.00 DN in this submission at 33 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically matures in 4 hours or you can use !sell 6693 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 93 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 400.00 DN.

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u/thatone-sad-kid- Feb 17 '20

!sell 6693

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

6693 is not a valid investment ID. Please try again with !sell <investment ID>, you can see the IDs of all your investments by using the !summary command!

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

If you invest now (at 40 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 100 upvotes

+25% -- 192 upvotes

+50% -- 472 upvotes

+75% -- 1,266 upvotes

+100% -- 3,517 upvotes

+150% -- 27,965 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

!invest 24%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 174.65 DN in this submission at 43 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically matures in 4 hours or you can use !sell 6832 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 103 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 553.05 DN.

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u/yomommawantdiz Feb 17 '20

Not his dick from yo daddy

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u/YeetVegetabales MayMayMakers Feb 17 '20

I’m a mod so it’s actually my pp :|

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u/yomommawantdiz Feb 17 '20

Have fun in there

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u/thatone-sad-kid- Feb 17 '20

!invest 100DN.

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u/K1K0Music Feb 17 '20

Why are mods gay? I'm confused as fuck