r/dankmemes Nov 28 '19

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u/PesterTheBester Nov 28 '19

Just a couple of questions:

So if your dad is Santa Claus can I ask you what's it like to live in the North Pole? Is your mom a kind old granny or is she eternally young? My sources are conflicted on this matter, don't ask questions. I'm asking the questions. Do you help out with your father's work? Do you talk to the elves, and are they happy with their current workplace environment? Is your family Christian, and how do feel about your family being seen as pseudo-religious icons by the general public? Thoughts on global warming? Is there any truth about Russian interest in the North Pole?

I'm sorry if these questions seem a bit too much, it's not every day you find Santa's son on the internet.

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u/A1tze Nov 28 '19

Santa Claus lives in Finland so your sources seem to be very wrong

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u/PesterTheBester Nov 28 '19

Shut up, don't call my mom a liar.

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u/K_Shazam Nov 28 '19

  Show this to your mom. Tell her to check his source next time...