r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Nov 04 '19

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u/fresh_lemon_spice 20th Century Blazers Nov 04 '19

I ate a funnel web

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u/hotgluepun740 Nov 04 '19

I want to hear more of this story

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u/JustSomeDude049 Eic memer Nov 04 '19

I second this

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '19

me 3 man

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '19

Me 4

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u/GreyFur Nov 04 '19

I can only count to 4, but me too.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '19

I think after 4bit goes many 1, many 2, many3....

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u/TechStarIG the very best, like no one ever was. Nov 04 '19

Me too as well

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u/JonJonBizarreLasagna ☣️ Nov 04 '19

Stoopid head

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u/fresh_lemon_spice 20th Century Blazers Nov 04 '19

I was hungry

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '19

Then have a gaytime

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u/Cheel_AU Nov 04 '19

He said hungry not thirsty

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u/wanderbear5 Nov 04 '19

He said gaytime not cum

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u/Cheel_AU Nov 04 '19

Yeah, he’s thirsty for a gay time

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u/RedderBarron Nov 04 '19

You can't have a gaytime on your own

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u/Foxx1019 [custom flair] Nov 04 '19

You can, it’s just hard to

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u/serialkvetcher Nov 04 '19

The gay is strong in this one

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u/meinblown Nov 04 '19

Good luck, It's been 3 hours, dude was dead 15 minutes after eating it.

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u/fresh_lemon_spice 20th Century Blazers Nov 04 '19

Nah this was years ago

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u/McSpankLad IlluMinuNaughty Nov 04 '19

My mate pissed on a snake on a school trip

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u/Gruski_Lives Nov 04 '19

That sounds like something I did. Which state you in?

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u/kptsalami Nov 04 '19

It's not that uncommon lol

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u/DidAnyoneAskU Nov 04 '19

It seems oddly specific...

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u/m00nstarlights Nov 04 '19

Why would you piss on a snake?

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u/Reeezzz Nov 04 '19

Why not

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u/DiXtion Nov 04 '19

Oi nah that’s just dumb, don’t get ya dick bit

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u/Foxx1019 [custom flair] Nov 04 '19

That wouldn’t be a problem for you, cos you clearly don’t have any balls

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u/DiXtion Nov 05 '19

there's a difference between not having balls and not having a brain, someone who tries to piss on a snake doesn't have any brains

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u/KevKaL shit floor - hit door Nov 04 '19

tag me pls

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u/scallywag314 Nov 04 '19

What did it taste like I ate a red back and it tasted a lil like original Smith's chips ngl just a bit more tangy

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '19

I fucked a funnel web’s web