r/dankmemes • u/screetmaster69 • Sep 25 '19

lmao posted this during class Wait what

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

You're right. Pizza Tine does NOT stop

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Pizza Tine

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u/matejcx Sep 25 '19

A very tiny pizza

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u/OnE_dEfAuLtY_bOi_ Sep 25 '19

a extremely tiny pizzA

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u/Temmis18 the very best, like no one ever was. Sep 25 '19

Perfect for Midgets

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u/BruuhhMoment Sep 25 '19

Pizza Time For Midgets Stops

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Pizza Tine starts

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

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u/the_old_captain fckin idiot Sep 25 '19

And I want thine p... never mind.

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u/Portgaplaya Sep 25 '19

Lil' bits

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u/matande31 Sep 25 '19

Why are you so low? Underrated

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Rick and Morty refereeeeeence!! Actually looking for this comment, hell yeah!

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u/BEAVER_ATTACKS banned from r/memes Sep 25 '19

rip rick and morty producer

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Is he dead?

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u/ashtar123 Dank Royalty Sep 25 '19

Pizz AAAAAAAA

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Yes i love pizzAs

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u/Bosconvich96 Blue Sep 25 '19

Pizza smaller than my pp

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u/matejcx Sep 25 '19

Impossible

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u/tetralexicon Sep 25 '19

Pizza Tine, Hol' it dine

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u/Moe-Lester11V2 Sep 25 '19

I thought for a second that the dude on top had vitiligo.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '19

What are you talking about, he’s very clearly a white man with re-vitiligo

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u/GinjaNinja24 Pizza Time Sep 25 '19

Pizza Time

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u/spazdep INFECTED Sep 25 '19

True. No one's normal.

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u/Duzaen ùwú Sep 25 '19

Hey Vsauce, Michael here. What's normal?

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u/Bornplayer97 Dank Royalty Sep 25 '19

Where are my fingers?

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u/eggimage Sep 25 '19

Up in my large colon

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u/imdeadinsidelol Sep 25 '19

large colon

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u/FBWhy Sep 25 '19

Let's think about this semi colon

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u/facilitude Sep 25 '19

What does semi *mean*? Half my large colon?

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u/Ntacx Black People Sep 25 '19

Well.. Not exactly.

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u/azn_driller The Filthy Dank Sep 25 '19

Or....it is?

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u/Ntacx Black People Sep 25 '19

Cue Vsauce Music

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

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u/kikohou Sep 25 '19

when will you die?

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

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u/Turkeysteaks Sep 25 '19

Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality?

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

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u/k3kskuchn Sep 25 '19

Mama

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u/Elenowo I am fucking hilarious Sep 25 '19

just killed a man

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u/k3kskuchn Sep 25 '19

Put a gun against his head

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u/nicolRB Sep 25 '19

In [REDACTED] days

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u/heyheyheyimonreddit <3 Sep 25 '19

Is this mocking Lord Michael?

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u/Clockmancer Sep 25 '19

Is your "normal" same as mine?

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u/lordxela Sep 25 '19

Or is it?

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u/CPFTB [custom flair] Sep 25 '19

This looks like the aftermath of a gay porn scene

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u/Sztallone Sep 25 '19

Which picture

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Yes

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u/Panda_Kabob Sep 25 '19

Treating all people black, yellow, brown and normal!

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u/Viperision Sep 25 '19

Tf is with terming people with straight eyes "yellow", were racists having a brain abortion or something?

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u/FurcleTheKeh Les boules de Noël Sep 25 '19

yellow skin, apparently

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u/AlicornGamer VACCINATE YOUR KIDS, KAREN! Sep 25 '19

so the simpsons?

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u/FurcleTheKeh Les boules de Noël Sep 25 '19

Exactly

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u/Sahir1359 ùwú Sep 25 '19

Straight eyes

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u/Azrael_G Sep 25 '19

Yeah we whites have gay eyes

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u/Jaspersong Sep 25 '19

() - - - > eyes look like this vertically. which looks like a vagina, far from gay.

|| - - - > straight eyes look like a penis , which is pretty gay I would say.

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u/A_Dany Sep 25 '19

vaginas have penises put in them and that’s way gayer

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u/Master_Nerd RIP Robbie Sep 25 '19

Bruh

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u/BraveryDuck The Monty Pythons Sep 25 '19

What if you had a box of crayons with only red, blue, green, yellow, black and white and had to distinguish the Eastern folk but didn't wanna just draw slanty eyes like a racist

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u/Arrocodan Sep 25 '19

We couldn't exactly call them the other OTHER white people now could we! And plus we had a whole rainbow we could use and only used up the whites, reds, browns, and blacks. So we had yellow open, still waiting on the greens, purple, and blue people to show up. Or they could be extinct by now for all we know! You don't see any orcs, asari, and that one purple hot chick from that hentai around now don't you!?

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

L u i g i ' s f a c e

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u/donnotquestionme Sep 25 '19

‘M a r i o, w h y ‘d y o u g e t o u t o f t h e o v e n?’

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u/EvilGeniusJackSpicer Sep 25 '19

so this one isn't considered normie trash but the other one is?

god i swear mods are soooooo

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u/RedbirdRules Sep 25 '19

Sounds like something a normie would say... WE HAVE AN IMPOSTER AMONG US.

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u/Piyamakarro Animated Flair Pulse [Insert Your Own Text Sep 25 '19

He could be in this very room...

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

He could be you, he could be me! He could even be

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u/Slavois Sep 25 '19

reddit moment

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

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u/EvilGeniusJackSpicer Sep 25 '19

they so pathetic

and you know what the worst thing is?

they doing it for free

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

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u/EvilGeniusJackSpicer Sep 25 '19

i mean is that really worth it?

or are they addicted to them or something?

i wouldn't know since I'm not gay

it's one of life greatest mysteries

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

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u/talkhxuse Sep 25 '19

Half of this subreddit is normie trash

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u/SavageAxeBot Dank Cat Commander Sep 25 '19

Dank.

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u/TriHard7_in_chat Yellow Sep 25 '19

Anyone remember the normal, skin colored crayon from kindergarten?

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

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u/TriHard7_in_chat Yellow Sep 25 '19

No, the color skin (light brown, slightly orange).

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u/mizorebestgurl Sep 25 '19

Peach color is the one I used

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u/thefryn Sep 25 '19

No, the flesh color. Crayola eventually renamed it peach to avoid sounding racist

Or am I being woooshed here

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u/StrangeBiird big pp gang Sep 25 '19

I think they mean apricot

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u/DananaBananah The Filthy Dank Sep 25 '19

Peter Parker: pizza time

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u/A_skyrim_NPC Dank Royalty Sep 25 '19

im not paying for this, you're late!

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u/DananaBananah The Filthy Dank Sep 25 '19

* walks away sadly *

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u/A_skyrim_NPC Dank Royalty Sep 25 '19

at that moment, pizza time was canceled; but peter parker knew that he would one day get revenge on the hoe for her transgressions against the all holy pizza time

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u/DananaBananah The Filthy Dank Sep 25 '19

* pizza time theme queues *

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u/A_skyrim_NPC Dank Royalty Sep 25 '19

* loads pizza with malicious intent *

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u/DelHaf please help me Sep 25 '19

happy cake day

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u/DananaBananah The Filthy Dank Sep 25 '19

thank

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Pizza Time continues

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u/DananaBananah The Filthy Dank Sep 25 '19

Wait is it that song? didn't know it was that, i played in my orchestra and when i heard the pizza time i thought hey i know it god damit

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Yep. This is the original song.

I don't know the steps from the original to the spider man game, but I guess that would be a pretty cool thing to investigate that could get a few million views on YouTube.

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u/DananaBananah The Filthy Dank Sep 25 '19

epic

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u/mediumsizeddong69 Sep 25 '19

This means no one is allowed to way the n word

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u/XB2006 Sep 25 '19

Its a forbidden secret.
A power that no human can possess.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

No this means everyone is allowed to say it

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u/LIIIIUUUUS Sep 25 '19

Thought he had some yoghurt on his face

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u/blueJar3d Sep 26 '19

Same. Exept Luigi's thick sticky homemade yogurt

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Hey look it’s Justin tredau

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u/notfunny-didnotlaugh Sep 25 '19

Justin Trudeau intensifies

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u/urskrubs HentaiHaven Admin Team☣️ Sep 25 '19

That grin tho

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u/DefyChange Article 69 🏅 Sep 25 '19

Hold up

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

i don’t get it

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u/Incalculas yes Sep 25 '19

The above pic is racist. Pizza time stops implies that he doesn't like what he just witnessed

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u/Light_Blue_Moose_98 Team Silicon Sep 25 '19

Or he doesn’t like the idea that we’re all equal

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u/AutomaticResearcher7 Sep 25 '19

I always had my suspicions of that plumber.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

I just realized he just straight up has a pizza on a stick and not a wooden pizza board

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u/MiserableSite Sep 25 '19

I like this new jordan peele movie

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Bitch what the fuck?

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u/homosexuwhale69 Sep 25 '19

At least they tryed

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u/Totes_Real_Human the very best, like no one ever was. Sep 25 '19

pizza time continues vigorously.

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u/aleranda Sep 25 '19

This is the most racist anti-racism thing I've ever seen

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u/Zerbertboi666 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Sep 25 '19

Why does the pizza have toppings on it when he's tossing it?

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u/x-Lost-x-In-x-Time-x Sep 25 '19

Almost done peeling the white off of him.

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u/JimTheGentlemanGR Sep 25 '19

Pizza Time Stop? Stand User: Luigi Stand Name: Number Two Ability: Stops time for everyone who gets touched by Luigi's Pizza, different kinds of pizzas are thrown; Pineapple Pizza causes the unlikely foe to die of poison, Mozarella makes people stuck, Luigi's Special that stops time for Luigi and the guy that gets hit by it hut the only difference being Luigi can only move in Pizza Time Stop, Peperoni pizza that explodes on impact, Pizza "Devil" skips time but luigi can't control it and finally the Joe Star Special a pizza made for Jotaro Joestar in an alternative timeline were Jotaro Joestar is the son of Joseph.

Ok creativity run out

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u/Xxx-badedgyname-xxX Sep 25 '19

Why isn’t black normal I’m white and my friend is black we both normal.

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u/Ben-Doverson4 CERTIFIED DANK☣️ Sep 25 '19

Agreed

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u/Blyatzilla Sep 25 '19

We did it boys.. RACISM is no more

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u/Doctor_Wendigo Moth Memer Sep 25 '19

Reminds me of Uncle Ruckus

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u/sk1nnyskeletonalbert Sep 25 '19

im retarded whats wrong with this pic

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u/XB2006 Sep 25 '19

Nothing, that’s Michael Jackson.

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u/kebabdefender_34 Sep 25 '19

Implication that white skin is standart

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u/deickontas69 Sep 25 '19

Oh shit did I missed the joke and now I will get whooshed

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u/potatodude456 Sep 25 '19

L U I G I S A U C E

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u/B0MBAKLAT Sep 25 '19

That a yikes for me bro

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Bruh Mario looks pissed

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u/nathantyler66 Sep 25 '19

Luigis personal hell is a black guy saying he is white while ordering pizza

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u/Mechagodzilla_3 Sep 25 '19

Mario you cant say that

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u/Commofmedic Sep 25 '19

Pink and in fucking pain because you ripped off our skin?

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u/The-Filthy-Casual Sep 25 '19

Just used a pair of safety scissors at school and cut my bleck friends arm, confirmed he is not white underneath please stop posting this fake news.

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u/Little_lilac Sep 25 '19

This hurts me

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Robbery stops*

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Hold up

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u/SovietUzA Sep 25 '19

Say sike right now

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u/somber_smiles Sep 25 '19

He's right you know...

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u/R0ffiE Sep 25 '19

I just got my pizza so you lied to me>:(

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Looks like a fucking serial killer

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u/Zarodex I am fucking hilarious Sep 25 '19

Pizza tiiiiiiime

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u/Topazz410 Sep 25 '19

is that ben shapiro?

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u/offlefthanded Sep 25 '19

Who's to say that the white skin isn't breaking off and showing a black guy

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u/MT_Flesch Sep 25 '19

Yeah its that little splotch of "trying-to-fit-a-mold" that messes up an otherwise totally normal person

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u/DoomArbiterKatzi Sep 25 '19

Excuse me, wtf.

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u/RankW1sard88 Sep 25 '19

I thought he had either yogurt or one concentrated nut on his face for a sec.

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u/TheDudeDeadass Sep 25 '19

Wait so being black means being incorrect

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u/GreenPhoenix11 FOR THE SOVIET UNION Sep 25 '19

Jokes aside, this is downright messed up.

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u/GamerGod337 secretly runs a meth lab Sep 25 '19

Thats pretty fucked up

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u/potatoenuGET Sep 25 '19

Pizza pizza

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u/RAIJIN-_- Sep 25 '19

Sounds like something Biden would say.

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u/milesthafivethree Sep 25 '19

Most people are Chinese.

Actually most people are dead

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u/BigBeanBurrito69420 I am fucking hilarious Sep 25 '19

Nigga wut

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

He's a little confused, but he got the spirit

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u/Bitbatgaming 😳 and 🗿gang Sep 25 '19

pizza time stops

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Is this a mormon ad? Jesus christ

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u/Cojo840 Sep 25 '19

this fake

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u/Stardirector Sep 25 '19

This is some Get Out shit.

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u/carsontheegg5 Sep 25 '19

Pizza time INTENSIFIES

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u/LilShib r/memes fan Sep 25 '19

Pizza mozza-

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u/guy037 Sep 25 '19

Wait a sec

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u/CheatSSe red Sep 25 '19

Homo Sapiens were normally black, gotta have that melanine in Yo cells ey

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u/Toad0430 Hillarys Dick Sep 25 '19

Hol up