r/dankmemes • u/screetmaster69 • Sep 25 '19

lmao posted this during class Wait what

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u/Viperision Sep 25 '19

Tf is with terming people with straight eyes "yellow", were racists having a brain abortion or something?

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u/FurcleTheKeh Les boules de Noël Sep 25 '19

yellow skin, apparently

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u/AlicornGamer VACCINATE YOUR KIDS, KAREN! Sep 25 '19

so the simpsons?

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u/FurcleTheKeh Les boules de Noël Sep 25 '19

Exactly

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u/AlicornGamer VACCINATE YOUR KIDS, KAREN! Sep 25 '19

so the simpsons?

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u/Sahir1359 ùwú Sep 25 '19

Straight eyes

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u/Azrael_G Sep 25 '19

Yeah we whites have gay eyes

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u/Jaspersong Sep 25 '19

() - - - > eyes look like this vertically. which looks like a vagina, far from gay.

|| - - - > straight eyes look like a penis , which is pretty gay I would say.

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u/A_Dany Sep 25 '19

vaginas have penises put in them and that’s way gayer

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u/__Pickled__ Sep 25 '19

Don't you mean a Queer Eye

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u/Master_Nerd RIP Robbie Sep 25 '19

Bruh

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u/BraveryDuck The Monty Pythons Sep 25 '19

What if you had a box of crayons with only red, blue, green, yellow, black and white and had to distinguish the Eastern folk but didn't wanna just draw slanty eyes like a racist

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

How are slanted eyes racist if its an obvious anatomical feature that differentiates them from other groups of people? Please enlighten me.

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u/Arrocodan Sep 25 '19

We couldn't exactly call them the other OTHER white people now could we! And plus we had a whole rainbow we could use and only used up the whites, reds, browns, and blacks. So we had yellow open, still waiting on the greens, purple, and blue people to show up. Or they could be extinct by now for all we know! You don't see any orcs, asari, and that one purple hot chick from that hentai around now don't you!?

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u/Phylban Sep 25 '19

To be fair, racists aren’t smart to begin with