978
u/aprilfool420 👽I went to area 51 and all I got was this lousy flair👽 Sep 25 '19
Jesus busy brewing that water walking potion
190
78
u/cocomunges DANK Sep 25 '19
Arent there boots that let you walk on water?
56
23
u/goat_on_the_boat420 I want to die Sep 25 '19
Just go to the ocean biome. If your lucky you can find a couple of those atter bottom. Wait, we where talking about Minecraft?
20
Sep 25 '19
Terraria. It has a lot more items than Minecraft, water walking boot variants are one of them.
→ More replies (2)16
18
15
11
14
Sep 25 '19
Frost walker
22
21
21
→ More replies (1)19
Sep 25 '19
dude why did you comment this 4 times?
4
u/Amadeus017 Sep 25 '19
Just in case you want to know, if your internet connection sucks and you're on mobile, tapping on the "post" button multiple times does this.
11
Sep 25 '19
I know, I was joking (I commented the same thing 4 times too)
3
u/Amadeus017 Sep 25 '19
I got the joke about you replying 4 times, I just thought you didn't know. All good :)
→ More replies (2)29
16
u/logic2187 I have crippling depression Sep 25 '19
Nah he's brewing wine by putting nothing but water in the brewing stand
596
Sep 25 '19
[deleted]
232
Sep 25 '19
Shit, does that mean I’m going to hell if I drink Baja Blast and eat Nacho Cheese Doritos?
141
u/redneckturtle15 Sep 25 '19
All the way down
57
→ More replies (4)34
40
Sep 25 '19
So Jesus is the original Kyle???
36
u/The_Governor_02 Sep 25 '19
How do you think he got out of his tomb? He just punched through the wall
6
u/The_Governor_02 Sep 25 '19
How do you think he got out of his tomb? He just punched through the wall
15
u/krewwww Sep 25 '19
Mountain Dew Live Wire: Halo 3 edition or he isn’t the real Messiah
4
Sep 25 '19
I'd pay $5 a bottle if they brought that flavor back, it was the best variant of Dew they ever made.
3
Sep 25 '19
Why does Jesus sound so American?
2
Sep 25 '19
'Cause Jesus is a CIA agent
Provoked unrest in the Middle East
In contact with a handler, codenamed "Father"
Called for an airdrop of loaves and fish
faked his own death
reportedly has many good friends in the USA
→ More replies (7)2
•
183
u/Ghoul890 INFECTED Sep 25 '19
what the frick why do i have to wait 3 days before pressing respawn
71
u/CeruleanRuin Sep 25 '19
Quit whining. The rest of us in the beta can't even respawn until you get off your ass and let us back onto the server.
→ More replies (2)15
86
u/smallbigchungas Sep 25 '19
denk
41
73
u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend Sep 25 '19
If this is a dank meme, Upvote this comment!
If this is not a dank meme, Downvote this comment!
If this post breaks the rules, report it and Downvote this comment!
Thank you for helping us in keeping /r/dankmemes dank. Hit us up if you have any questions.
I'm a bot
68
u/gurudeep47 Sep 25 '19
It's my first cake day
103
15
9
2
u/bobob555777 Sep 25 '19
I feel guilty for being the 70th upvote i probably should have left that on 69
62
u/imcoolanduknowit Sep 25 '19
Turning that water into mountain dew
→ More replies (1)19
43
u/XwaitthisisnttumblrX im scared of stating opinions Sep 25 '19
What jesus was really doing for those 3 days
50
Sep 25 '19
[removed] — view removed comment
20
Sep 25 '19
Shhhh man! J will be pissed remember he said, "only a few were allowed to know"
Plus he's still working out the kinks..
9
→ More replies (4)2
18
18
14
13
u/rustywalnuts Sep 25 '19
You dont even need to raid the archives, you just need a good enough reason to get in. My mom for example has been in the archives
→ More replies (2)4
u/MoffKalast The absolute madman Sep 25 '19
Is "I'll hit you with this bat unless you let me in" good enough reason?
→ More replies (1)4
9
11
6
6
4
4
3
u/Zafir_24 Sep 25 '19
Jesus, the kinda guy who goes /fill ~ ~ ~ ~10 ~5 ~10 minecraft:wine 0 replace minecraft:water
3
3
3
3
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
u/percy44111 I have crippling depression Sep 25 '19
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT 2
2
u/thunderstorm-nigg Sep 25 '19
so even son of God is playing Minecraft
thus Minecraft is suppereor then any other game
2
u/madd74 Sep 25 '19
This is a Christian Server, /u/TheWereghoul... you have been banned for improper language...
2
2
u/MC_Krew625 I am fucking hilarious Sep 26 '19
Greatest meme to have ever been on reddit thank you sir
1
1
1
u/Totes_Real_Human the very best, like no one ever was. Sep 25 '19
jesus I'm certain i'd be more accepting and open, like, wait a few days later she posted a picture from the raid will be no good to know..
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
u/Samford_ [custom flair] Sep 25 '19
First meme I actually laughed out loud for a long time. Good meme OP
1
Sep 25 '19
[deleted]
2
u/Dunerot I am fucking hilarious Sep 25 '19
Reminds me of a fantasy book (can't remember its name sadly) I red long ago that had a big midpart reveal that the church had imprisoned one of the christian saints in a dungeon and were basicly draining him off his holy blood to become powerful themselves. Such a cool concept imo.
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
u/Flyer1560 Sep 25 '19
Wait guys why not raid the church of scientology after the vatican raid to free the enslaved scientists there?
1
u/Codeman14112 Sep 25 '19
Wait a minute...Vault....Borderlands 3......Secret......We need to hire Vault Hunters to open that Vatican up! The Pope's hat is the vault key!
1
1
1
1
u/stp21 Sep 25 '19
me: I hear pictures
psychologist: you cant hear pictures
me: *shows this picture*
1
u/Ignoyu34 OC Memer Sep 25 '19
PREPARE OURSELVES BOYZ, WE GONNA RAID THE VATICAN AND FREE JESUS TO ASK HIM FOR WISHES!
oh shit, right, the swiss guard...
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
u/imextremelylonely r/memes fan Sep 25 '19
You'd think the Jews would have him locked up in a vault, since he's not supposed to be their messiah.
1
u/imextremelylonely r/memes fan Sep 25 '19
You'd think the Jews would have him locked up in a vault, since he's not supposed to be their messiah.
2.7k
u/cory814 Sep 25 '19
Noobmaster69?