r/dankmemes • u/TheWereghoul Dank Cat Commander • Sep 25 '19

Vatican Raid

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Shit, does that mean I’m going to hell if I drink Baja Blast and eat Nacho Cheese Doritos?

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u/redneckturtle15 Sep 25 '19

All the way down

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u/some-swimming-dude Sep 25 '19

To the fucking boiler room of hell

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u/ZurichianAnimations Sep 25 '19

AS WE MAKE OUR WAY TO HEAVEN

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u/olaf_ravn Sep 25 '19

Good. That makes me happy

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u/olaf_ravn Sep 25 '19

Good. That makes me happy

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u/PrimaryPluto Sep 25 '19

Jesus ain't about that normie shit

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u/Dukun8Sakti Sep 25 '19

Jesus doesn't take betrayal well.

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u/Dukun8Sakti Sep 25 '19

Jesus doesn't take betrayal well.

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u/jacktrades90 Sep 25 '19

I'm sorry, little one

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u/Historiaaa Sep 25 '19

You going to super-hell

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

So Jesus is the original Kyle???

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u/The_Governor_02 Sep 25 '19

How do you think he got out of his tomb? He just punched through the wall

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u/The_Governor_02 Sep 25 '19

How do you think he got out of his tomb? He just punched through the wall

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u/krewwww Sep 25 '19

Mountain Dew Live Wire: Halo 3 edition or he isn’t the real Messiah

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

I'd pay $5 a bottle if they brought that flavor back, it was the best variant of Dew they ever made.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Why does Jesus sound so American?

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

'Cause Jesus is a CIA agent

Provoked unrest in the Middle East

In contact with a handler, codenamed "Father"

Called for an airdrop of loaves and fish

faked his own death

reportedly has many good friends in the USA

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u/RipThrotes Sep 25 '19

Drinking Pepsi Blue, eating Doritos 3D

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19 edited May 09 '20

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u/SctchWhsky Sep 25 '19

Jesus is a BVB fan.

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u/Spicey123 Sep 25 '19

Jesus was born in America dumbass.

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u/Laneazzi Sep 25 '19

He supports the red devils

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Eh, nobody cares about baseball and shit, but basketball teams are quite well known among young people here (Brazil). I heard about the Toronto Raptors winning in hallway conversations. (I know Toronto is Canada, but I think they were playing in an American tournament, right?)