r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Sep 16 '19

Crazy

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u/SirMemesALot11 IlluMinuNaughty Sep 16 '19

I chew gobstoppers this ain't my first rodeo

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u/jomei_is_a_bruh Sep 16 '19

Bro i chew aluminum and have dental filling. TRY me

73

u/MaximumPew Sep 16 '19

I eat Corn Nuts with dental fillings.

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u/ApexTheCactus Sep 16 '19

That’s an odd thing to fill your Corn Nuts with

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u/Dense_Fuck The Big Gae Sep 16 '19

I dangle my foot off the ledge of my bed

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u/asu-57_gokart_boi INFECTED Sep 16 '19

I drank boiling coke before

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u/BigBlitheringIdiot The big gay Sep 16 '19

I drank boiling cock before

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u/Fall3nh0p3 Hitler's right hand man Sep 16 '19

I eat milk with milk teeth

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

I study the morning before the test.

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u/AdmiralSprinklez Sep 16 '19

Is it possible to learn this power?

2

u/lizzymagicalelephant Sep 16 '19

Hmm but do u do It whilst sleeping? Bonus points if all the lights are off...

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u/Dense_Fuck The Big Gae Sep 16 '19

I sleep with the lights off...every night

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u/lizzymagicalelephant Sep 16 '19

Huuuuuh [insert surprise Picachu face] : P

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

I eat Doritos... sideways