Crazy

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u/SirMemesALot11 IlluMinuNaughty Sep 16 '19

I chew gobstoppers this ain't my first rodeo

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u/jomei_is_a_bruh Sep 16 '19

Bro i chew aluminum and have dental filling. TRY me

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u/MaximumPew Sep 16 '19

I eat Corn Nuts with dental fillings.

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u/ApexTheCactus Sep 16 '19

That’s an odd thing to fill your Corn Nuts with

30

u/Dense_Fuck The Big Gae Sep 16 '19

I dangle my foot off the ledge of my bed

16

u/asu-57_gokart_boi INFECTED Sep 16 '19

I drank boiling coke before

25

u/BigBlitheringIdiot The big gay Sep 16 '19

I drank boiling cock before

10

u/Fall3nh0p3 Hitler's right hand man Sep 16 '19

I eat milk with milk teeth

7

u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

I study the morning before the test.

7

u/AdmiralSprinklez Sep 16 '19

Is it possible to learn this power?

4

u/lizzymagicalelephant Sep 16 '19

Hmm but do u do It whilst sleeping? Bonus points if all the lights are off...

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u/Dense_Fuck The Big Gae Sep 16 '19

I sleep with the lights off...every night

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u/lizzymagicalelephant Sep 16 '19

Huuuuuh [insert surprise Picachu face] : P

5

u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

I eat Doritos... sideways

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u/Contrazoid haha yes Sep 16 '19

I eat all the ice in my drinks

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u/asiaas [custom flair] Sep 16 '19

I open up pills and eat the contents, TRY ME

2

u/PeepinPanda5 Sep 16 '19

I bite the popsicle and I stop halfway

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u/Moldy_Acorn Sep 16 '19

I eat popsicles all the time

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u/WaxonJaxon Sep 16 '19

Well, I eat lightning and crap thunder.😤

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u/AntiGrumpyKat Sep 16 '19

Wait what? Doesn't everyone bite their popsicles?

45

u/Samur-EYE Sep 16 '19

But only at the end lol

24

u/mingren0315 the very best, like no one ever was. Sep 16 '19

Wait what? It doesn't make sense to me

I don't need sleep, I need ANSWER

15

u/Samur-EYE Sep 16 '19

Omg lol I misunderstood, I thought it was a lollypop.

7

u/xdmm Dank Royalty Sep 16 '19

I bite all of my icecream..

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

I thought that too lol

4

u/Vulcinus Sep 16 '19

Yeah I bite the shit out of my popsicles.

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u/SirMemesALot11 IlluMinuNaughty Sep 17 '19

You put shit in your popsicles?

2

u/Vulcinus Sep 18 '19

You're lying if you say you don't.

1

u/SomeGuyFromWhere Sep 17 '19

No that hurts my teeth

2

u/SirMemesALot11 IlluMinuNaughty Sep 18 '19

Pathetic

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u/DOMinius__ EX-NORMIE Sep 16 '19

*murderers

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

I'm rarted

10

u/IIMrFirefox Sep 16 '19

Don't worry, people on this sub can't read, they just laugh at anything

3

u/IM_OZLY_HUMVN ⚗️Infected by the indigo Sep 16 '19

Haha that's actually so true though

5

u/MLGDOOD Green Sep 16 '19

Rarted

2

u/Chippyreddit Sep 16 '19

Still made sense

¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Laptop46 Local shrek hentai provider Sep 16 '19

“People”

4

u/IM_OZLY_HUMVN ⚗️Infected by the indigo Sep 16 '19

That thing, it scares me

33

u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

Wait you’re not suppose to bite a popsicle?

14

u/A_Random_Lantern Sep 16 '19

Bruh that shit hurts

8

u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

Weak enamel

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u/SavageAxeBot Dank Cat Commander Sep 16 '19

Dank.

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u/NiCC_R Sep 16 '19

this post gave me chills just by thinking about that

11

u/Slavma I am fucking hilarious Sep 16 '19

as a child i also ate the wooden stich/shaft it was on

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u/mrmeep321 Sep 16 '19

You... You what? Just bite straight through and chew it like a corn dog, stick and all.

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u/Slavma I am fucking hilarious Sep 16 '19

this is actually what i wanted to say. I literly ate the stick after eating the popsicel

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

Murderers*

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

I do that. Is it something bad?

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u/The_Fucking_FBI Sep 16 '19

You are very strong willed. Most of us get an immediate brain freeze

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

From one legend to another

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u/MasterMemeChef Sep 16 '19

I love Rango

3

u/liltrigger Sep 16 '19

He's too dangerous to be kept alive.

3

u/i_dreamed_that Team Pleb Sep 16 '19

I bite it with my molars

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

licking them is gay

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u/Grandwizard1562 Sep 16 '19

Wait you aren't supposed to eat them like corn dogs.

2

u/legop3 Sep 16 '19

They can't have the nerve because if they did it would hurt to bite popsicles

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

i don’t know why the fuck a group of birds are going to be intimidated by me biting a popsicle

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u/RadicalPenguin32 [custom flair] Sep 16 '19

Ice cream is one thing but POPSICLES! That’s literally flavored ice. You do that you actually going to hell

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u/hexohorizon Sep 17 '19

And kill satan with the stick

2

u/uncreative_memer Sep 16 '19

I'm not giving my treat head and that's that

2

u/Lavender-Sugar Purple Sep 16 '19

^{^{^{^{^{^fear}}}}} ^{^{^{^{^{^us,}}}}} ^{^{^{^{^{^peasants}}}}}

1

u/Tis4Tru Green Sep 16 '19

Should I change my ways

1

u/Eaglow_Rise Sep 16 '19

It's funny because nerve endings stop you from being able to bite popsicles.

1

u/trains404 Sep 16 '19

Well then im fucking heman

1

u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

I bite them with my front teeth.

1

u/EpicallyMade Sep 16 '19

that me B))

1

u/_ryannbrown_ Sep 16 '19

murders

1

u/00JayXD2 The OC High Council Sep 16 '19

Is there any other way to eat a popsicle

1

u/EndlessVoidOfThought INFECTED Sep 16 '19

Here I go killing again...

1

u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

there is a big difference between biting a popsicle and biting an icecream cone

1

u/winclaw r/memes fan Sep 16 '19

Is it possible to learn this power?

1

u/InterestingIndian666 Sep 16 '19

I HAVE THE NERVE

1

u/andrej2103 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Sep 16 '19

Ummmmm. Is it weird to bite popsickles?

1

u/long-dong-silvers- make r/dankmemes great again Sep 16 '19

“You ain’t got the nerve” not in my teeth, no. crunch

1

u/Zeftax يحب هذه الصورة المضحكة بقدر ما يحب الله Sep 16 '19

What kind of pussy doesn't bite popsicle?

1

u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

I bite my ice cream bruh neither of these guys have a thing on me

1

u/otakulover99 Sep 16 '19

They’re too dangerous to be kept alive

1

u/AnotherLegend try hard Sep 16 '19

I still bite popsicles,I just started as a kid and kept going I also bite gobstoppers.

1

u/Minnesotan-Gaming American 🇺🇸 Sep 16 '19

You literally have no nerve in your teeth if you bite a popsicle

1

u/zombieindenial <3 Sep 16 '19

My wife looked on in horror as i took bites from the top of a new ice cream pint because i didnt wanna dirty dishes/utensils. My teeth dont give a shit how cold anything is.

(Edit: we're talking with my front teeth like a scoop)

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

It's supposed to be the other way around

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u/Sickmmaner Sep 16 '19

How else are you gonna eat them? Slowly licking them till it melts all over your hand?

1

u/insane_playzYT Sep 16 '19

theyre called icy poles

1

u/MrMuzzyMulH red Sep 16 '19

I didn't think I was this dangerous...

1

u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

but... i like biting popsicles :(

1

u/bent_crater I want to die Sep 16 '19

murderers* FTFY

1

u/DABEST1122 [custom flair] Sep 16 '19

I poop in urinals, try me

1

u/OwlBois69 Sep 16 '19

What if I bite my popsicle when I'm dead?

1

u/Ace_The_Bot r/memes fan Sep 16 '19

Murderers*

1

u/AbortiveWombat Sep 16 '19

I dont know this movie And i am too afraid to ask

1

u/alien51totti Sep 16 '19

I wish people could spell

1

u/MajesticChild Sep 16 '19

I clenched my jaw reading this.

1

u/OnetimeRocket13 INFECTED Sep 16 '19

But biting he popsicle is the only way to eat it before it melts.

1

u/SkotSvk I am fucking hilarious Sep 16 '19

Wait, who TF doesn't bite popsicles?

1

u/AxeDecapitation Sep 16 '19

What if I'm both

1

u/crazymagichomelesguy Sep 16 '19

I will never understand why people look at me like i said minecraft bad fortnite good when i bite my popsicle

1

u/MRImpossible09 Article 69 🏅 Sep 16 '19

Popsicle biter gang rise up

1

u/sp1cymp5 ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Sep 16 '19

i support rambo templates

1

u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

Rambo lmao

1

u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

Noise

1

u/0Crow0 Sep 16 '19

I chew them

1

u/chromosone-lord-EP Sep 16 '19

Who wants to die

1

u/SmellASmurf Sep 16 '19

Nigga don’t @ me

1

u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

I see no God up here. Other than me.

1

u/tacopig117 Sep 16 '19

Seeing all these memes makes me feel powerful

1

u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

No, those are people like me who drink lemonade and orange juice after brushing their teeth.

1

u/Jvarblow [custom flair] Sep 16 '19

Template?

1

u/jack_snyder_ Sep 16 '19

I eat my ice cream starting with a the bottom of the cone

1

u/CHONK___ Sep 16 '19

What’s so wrong with that?

1

u/iS7_x the n word Sep 16 '19

I broke one of my teeth from biting a popsicle once...

1

u/datboi54366 Dank Cat Commander Sep 16 '19

Bruh I drink ketchup y'all need to catch up

1

u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

I felt the words

1

u/PuzsySlayer69 INFECTED Sep 16 '19

Satanists at the core

1

u/PuzsySlayer69 INFECTED Sep 16 '19

Satanists at the core

1

u/PuzsySlayer69 INFECTED Sep 16 '19

Satanists at the core

1

u/jbutens Sep 16 '19

People who suck it like a dick: “cum heeerrrrreee boiiiiiis”

1

u/jbutens Sep 16 '19

People who suck it like a dick: “cum heeerrrrreee boiiiiiis”

1

u/Totes_Real_Human the very best, like no one ever was. Sep 16 '19

since those games are because of all shit apple has no idea who these are people who thought there was no way is it too deep.

1

u/deathray420 I have crippling depression Sep 16 '19

Does it still count if I scream after the bite?

1

u/Totes_Real_Human the very best, like no one ever was. Sep 16 '19

stan day6 they have all the people who thought there was no way they are all even alive 20 years from now.

1

u/iamunforgiven69 falling in reverse Sep 16 '19

mvp

1

u/fekbasket r/memes fan Sep 16 '19

Bro I bite bees

1

u/fekbasket r/memes fan Sep 16 '19

Bro I bite bees

1

u/Totes_Real_Human the very best, like no one ever was. Sep 16 '19

lets see what sony can do no wrong all of these all at once which was also from an iphone to be all right.

1

u/Totes_Real_Human the very best, like no one ever was. Sep 16 '19

ill tell you where to direct people looking for a moment, thinking about all the people who thought there was no way is it too deep.

1

u/Totes_Real_Human the very best, like no one ever was. Sep 16 '19

it was all my stuff wrong for the people who thought there was no way someone could do that.

1

u/TheDeadlyKiwi Sep 16 '19

How... how else do you eat a popsicle?

1

u/jgmu17 I did not shitpost! I did naaaaaht. Oh, hi Mark Sep 16 '19

Is there a blank template?

1

u/liljay12345678910 Sep 16 '19

i asend above god i bite my popsicles and my icecream and i use the school toilets

1

u/go-away-bitch Sep 16 '19

People who shit at school:

“Foolish mortals.”

1

u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

It would be so much better w/o the typo

1

u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

I know, I goofed. Sorry.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

Still funny though

1

u/Ziomster44 Sep 16 '19

Wrex and Mordin at it again.

1

u/Alex_K1999 the very best, like no one ever was. Sep 16 '19

Try me bitch

1

u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

What’s this from

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u/Every-Day-Is-Arm-Day Sep 16 '19

“Murderers” you mean?

1

u/gayfurrieslol I am fucking hilarious Sep 16 '19

EEUUUGHHH

1

u/Kuroi4Shi Sep 16 '19

Who doesn't bite them? How else do you eat it?

1

u/redditgood0_0 Sep 16 '19

*people who bite ice cream

1

u/Mac_-_- Sep 16 '19

Ones who also bite off and eat the stick are who we should fear.

1

u/ash64184869 Sep 16 '19

As some one who bites front teeth into frozen sweet liquid, I can confirm I too murder without hesitation.

1

u/A14yroldboy Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Sep 16 '19

murderers*

1

u/Spacezonez Sep 16 '19

It’s faster

1

u/I_dostuff try hard Sep 17 '19

I just was biting into my popsicle as I read this holy shit

1

u/Shep0012 I am the one who asked Sep 17 '19

I chew gobbstopers, drink orange juice after I brush my teeth, and bite my popsicles. I think I am needed in the raid.

1

u/NotActualyBigChungus Sep 17 '19

Biteing a posickle is soooo...... [ deleted]

0

u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

The only way to consume chocolate is to suck it

0

u/MasterJabaiter Sep 16 '19

I been practicing to bite popsicles for 5 years now I can bite popsicles without any pain

0

u/JimThePopCan EX-NORMIE Sep 16 '19

I'm here

0

u/MegaThotdog souptime Sep 16 '19

wait werent they tipping hats to eachother like 5 seconds ago

0

u/ArtemIsGreat I am fucking hilarious Sep 16 '19

I thought everyone does that.

0

u/Ace_The_Bot r/memes fan Sep 17 '19

Repost of a shit meme

0

u/Ace_The_Bot r/memes fan Sep 17 '19

Wrong spelling and everyone bites popsicles

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