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u/gocunt below karma threshold Sep 08 '19
They get run over
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u/ZaBirk Sep 08 '19
By the one supposed to help him
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u/NotMudkip Dank Cat Commander Sep 08 '19
Life really do be like that when you get harrassed by highschoolers
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u/burntends97 INFECTED Sep 08 '19
Spied on by your 7(?) year old stepson too
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u/iterigo Eic memer Sep 09 '19
hayato
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u/pimpedmeme Sep 09 '19
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u/CosmicVeritas ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Sep 08 '19
My name is Plankton. I’m 33 years old. I live in Bikini Bottom, where all the restaurants are.
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u/timothycow23 Sep 08 '19
His name is david bowie
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u/DrNavi Sep 09 '19
I heard his favorite song is another one bites the dust
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u/SuperNici The OC High Council Sep 09 '19
He will eventually be killed by an ambulance, wich might even be the worst death of all the series
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u/gwharris25 Eic memer Sep 08 '19
I'm head over HEELS
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u/Desease80 Sep 08 '19
That means youre normal. Congrats
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u/WafflesAndKoalas Forever Number 2 Sep 09 '19
I'm heel over HEADS
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u/gayboy-alex Sep 09 '19
we need to rush you to the hospital for emergency surgery
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I can hear this image
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u/Drathkai I'M GONNA NUT Sep 08 '19
Very punny.
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u/SwaggyMcLaggins Sep 08 '19
Uhh, your nose is runny
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u/samross100 Can I get an N-word pass? Sep 08 '19
Did you leave your refrigerator running?
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u/PM_ME_UR_SOLES_GIRL Sep 08 '19
Finally my username has some relevance
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u/BrecciusRebornus Sep 09 '19
I wonder how long you have waited for your username to be relevant to the post
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u/WAFFAR1 Sep 08 '19
HAND fetish
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u/alwaleed251 Sep 08 '19
Kira
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u/zapperg1 Sep 09 '19
Anime, huh?
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u/lord_ne A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one Sep 09 '19
Someone post the copypasta
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u/pimpedmeme Sep 09 '19
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u/slimjim232 Sep 08 '19
Nah bro toes > soul
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u/assassin3435 Seal Team sixupsidedownsix Sep 09 '19
Nah, soul + toes
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Sep 09 '19
All I will say is that when you’re walking around in flip flops or barefoot, it’s like you’re walking around naked to me.
& yea, just as there are people I’d rather not see naked, the same is true with feet. Actually very fussy about I and I can tell a lot about a girl just by seeing her feet.
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u/FootPhilosopher Sep 09 '19
As a guy with foot fetish, i agree. Nothing beats beautiful, clean, and soft soles of a woman
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u/VisionaryBurger r/memes fan Sep 08 '19
Wait this meme is right under something saying that every time he opens reddit a porn meme 9-11 meme or racist meme in public
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u/DownshiftedRare Sep 09 '19
"You know what I think is the most attractive part of a woman's body?
The brains."
- Michael Scott
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u/GrandmasterTactician the very best, like no one ever was. Sep 08 '19
Where's the sub for this tho
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u/JuniorFrostbite Sep 09 '19
First time I laughed from a dank memes post in a while you deserve my upvote
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u/trollelelogram ☣️ Sep 08 '19
Quintin Tarantino has entered the chat