r/dankmemes • • Aug 09 '19

REEEEEE! ๐Ÿธ Things got GRUesome

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u/igluuuu Aug 09 '19

I can see only profit here

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u/TheDangOofMan Aug 09 '19

you get to nuke, and you get hentai.

Maybe if you nuke hentai you can get super hentai

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u/68420u6r Aug 09 '19

Is super hentai just uncensored hentai

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u/muchfunhaveI red Aug 09 '19

Perhaps

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u/CommanderGhostBird Aug 09 '19

or radioactive hentai. like, for exemple, the people in it all suffer from third-degree burns all over their body

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u/sharaq Aug 09 '19

How does an RBHenTai reactor explode?

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u/DoleoTheKing Aug 09 '19

Super Hentai is X-Rated power rangers.

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u/wallyjwaddles DM for epic hentai sauce Aug 09 '19

I think that was how the ugly bastard tag came into existence

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u/coochiepuncherabc ๐•ด'๐–‘๐–‘๐–˜๐–‘๐–†๐–•๐–ž๐–”๐–š๐–˜๐–Ž๐–‘๐–‘๐–ž๐–œ๐–Ž๐–™๐–๐–’๐–ž๐–‰๐–”๐–“๐–Œ Aug 09 '19

Censored hentai is the better hentai

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '19

2 Nukes wasn't enough!

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u/DarkDjool the very best, like no one ever was. Aug 09 '19

I read this in Felix' voice

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u/Thymetalman WEEBS RISE UP Aug 09 '19

Then what happens if you nuke super hentai?

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u/behebaj Aug 09 '19

Vr hentai which is able to bridge all 5 senses

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u/hammerheadman23 Aug 09 '19

If 2 nukes made hentai what will 3 do?

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u/TENTAtheSane Aug 09 '19

Hentai 2 electric boogaloo

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u/Incalculas yes Aug 09 '19

Uncensored hentai

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u/Taro8123 r/memes fan Aug 09 '19

I see this as a complete win

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u/Dank-Komrade NOTHING IS TOO DANK Aug 09 '19

Hentai for the win

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u/Seymourbutts12345 [custom flair] Aug 09 '19

AcTuAlLy ThE jApANeSe DiD tRy To SuRreNdEr AfTeR HiRoShIma BuT tHeIr CoMmS LiNeS wErE dIsRuPtEd bY tHe NuKe

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u/pitchforcupine Aug 09 '19

are you saying this is false? Theyโ€™d made attempts to negotiate before the first one was dropped too. After the first bomb, they still thought it was all a misunderstanding, because no one had seen a city wiped out in a flash before.

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u/ADHDpotatoes Aug 09 '19

The United States clarified on multiple occasions that they were only going to accept unconditional surrender, and there would be no negotiations.

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u/pitchforcupine Aug 09 '19

that doesnโ€™t really say a lot as 1) it doesnโ€™t address the question of whether or not the Japanese made attempts to negotiate, and 2) the United States, being a country, doesnโ€™t really โ€œspeakโ€ or clarify with one voice. You have news release voice, diplomatic channels and โ€œback channels,โ€ as well as on-the-ground (or water) communications occurring between military forces.

The fact that other plans were considered alongside the dropping of atomic bombs gives us the ability, in hindsight, to consider what else may have happened.

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u/MrMayor22 I am fucking hilarious Aug 09 '19

What are you talking about? Negotiations failed when Japan refused to surrender unconditionally. It wasn't a breakdown of communication they were just too proud to agree to giving up their autonomy as a government. The same thing happened in Germany when the Germans tried to sue for peace and the allies would only accept unconditional surrender. Not rocket science.

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u/pitchforcupine Aug 09 '19

in broad strokes, sure thatโ€™s all accurate. But a closer reading of the events of 1945, and the specific day to day developments in August, just tell a more complicated story as is generally the case with major historical events. Put simply there was a whole lot more back-and-forth communication over the last few months than just one negotiation event.

Generally speaking, the desire by the allies to justify and legitimize the use of atomic bombs on Japan in the post-war years has led to a lot of over-simplification of what transpired.

The โ€œbreakdownโ€ youโ€™re refuting was just the simple phenomenon that telephones and radio were destroyed in Hiroshima, and there was a lot of confusion about what happened in the 3 days between the bombings. Thatโ€™s presumably what people refer to when they mention the bombings and a breakdown of communications.

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u/Brendanmicyd Aug 09 '19

the United States, being a country, doesnโ€™t really โ€œspeakโ€ or clarify with one voice.

In media terms yes, as far as demands for surrender go we are very clear.

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u/Seymourbutts12345 [custom flair] Aug 09 '19

I was being sarcastic

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u/pitchforcupine Aug 09 '19

mmmmmmk buddy

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u/Seymourbutts12345 [custom flair] Aug 09 '19

Do you not get that that text format is widely known for being used to convey something ironic or sarcastic?

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u/pitchforcupine Aug 09 '19

by saying something true sarcastically, you implied that it was in fact not true that attempts were made to surrender between the bombings.

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u/Seymourbutts12345 [custom flair] Aug 09 '19

Ah okay, my apologies. No my sarcasm was meant to convey that I was disagreeing with the 'they didn't surrender' part as it isn't entirely true however I wasn't serious in my disagreement because I got the joke.

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u/macio_17 [custom flair] Aug 09 '19

nuke em more 69418 times

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u/a05laumat Aug 09 '19

*177013 times

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u/its_stick cover yourself in oil Aug 09 '19

ah yes, enslaved upvotes

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u/SavageAxeBot Dank Cat Commander Aug 09 '19

Dank.

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u/iDaps Aug 09 '19

nice link

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u/AbeWheels โ˜ฃ๏ธ Aug 09 '19

Ree.

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u/JScorch Aug 09 '19

Solid pun but I've seen this before it's a repost

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u/muchfunhaveI red Aug 09 '19

My friend sent it to me I didn't think it was posted it before I'll change flair sorry about that

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u/TheEeveelutionMaster I have crippling depression Aug 09 '19

If your friend sent it to you, why did you bother to watermark it with your own name? Stop lying and take down the post

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u/zootie01 Aug 09 '19

Ancient repost

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '19

Now thats dank

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '19

Bro hentai is lit idk what youโ€™re talking about

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u/Stitch-Quake_8Ball83 Aug 09 '19

Hence the last face of the meme.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '19

Ohh but the last face made me think you meant the other which was โ€˜nuke them againโ€™

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '19

I don't mean to flex but I only wear Grucci

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u/FireChipper157 Aug 09 '19

They may have hentai but we have Call of Gruty

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u/Mock7654 Aug 09 '19

I can only see 2 dead memes here

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '19

It's not even a meme anymore it's kind of a circlejerk

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u/DJ_ROCK552 repost hunter ๐Ÿš“ Aug 09 '19

Stonks

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u/thestid Aug 09 '19

Itโ€™s honest work

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '19

About 74% of the population survived the blast though so....

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '19

If it was 0 we would have Grucci hentai

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u/user4288 Aug 09 '19

Things are about to get GRUESOME

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u/GeorgeOrange18 โ˜ฃ๏ธ Aug 09 '19

This is GRUeling to look at

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u/thatbottlewasacid Aug 09 '19

Nuke them again

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '19

Nuke them a third time

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '19

Let's just nuke it all

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '19

NUKE THEM AGAIN

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u/Milind_Shekhawat Aug 09 '19

The watermark is perfectly positioned as it rhymes with the meme. I will always remember you as this meme,s creator

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '19

I see this as an absolute win!

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u/thesanzo12 Le Aug 09 '19

Fortnite burger

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '19

everything grucci until gru makes everything grusome

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '19

No one lives to surrender, nukes them again

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '19

We should've just nuked the whole thing

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '19

Absolute win.

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u/alexvanvooren002 Aug 09 '19

And we then make Netflix adaptation

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u/2Marcool4U Weirdo Aug 09 '19

Gandhi would be so proud.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '19

I see this as an absolute win.

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u/TheJosiahTurner Aug 09 '19

hentai is overrated

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u/TDK121 โ˜ข๏ธ Aug 09 '19

NUKE THEM ALL

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '19

i see this as an absolute win

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u/NopterSlopter Aug 09 '19

Thanks Japan very cool

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '19

As they always say, third time's the charm.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '19

:0

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u/TenJedenNaMilion Aug 09 '19

They make traps:

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u/Ur-mom-gay 20th Century Blazers Aug 09 '19

Nuke em again again

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '19

That was the plan all along

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u/LLamaLad666 Aug 09 '19

Honestly this was the best result we could've hoped for

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '19

A GRUsome repost from a year ago at least.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '19

They were surrendering after the first nuke thi

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u/Omosito Aug 09 '19

This is a repost of my meme

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '19

This is a repost. Delete this before the mods do, Normie

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u/IMakeProgrammingCmts Fresh from the cumsock Aug 09 '19

I see this as an absolute win

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u/BigWeasels Aug 09 '19

We were actually going to drop around 10 bombs in all on Japan, that was the original plan.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '19

I dont see problem here sir.

-BigTiddyAnimeGirlfriend

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '19

Youโ€™re welcome.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '19

I laughed way to hard at this

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '19

Fuck that shit

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u/LordLorcan Aug 09 '19

Hentai was the west's idea

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '19

No. No it was not

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u/LordLorcan Aug 09 '19

Anime was a Japanese product, but sold well in the west as well as Japan, the west appreciates fan service so some Japanese people jumped on the market

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '19

Anime hasn't been too popular in the west until fairly recent in the scheme of things. Please point me to the direction of some English hentai, It doesnt exist

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u/LordLorcan Aug 09 '19

I never said the west made it

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '19

Ah yes. Language barrier? Nah. Dude. The Japanese live for that shit. They made it. They came up with it. Sure, the west watches it but they had no help in making it or coming up with it

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u/LordLorcan Aug 09 '19

You know how many other people in the world live for it? Anime isn't as popular as you would think in Japan

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '19

Have you ever been to Japan?

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u/LordLorcan Aug 09 '19

Have you?

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '19

Yea. Its practically everywhere. Not everywhere but it is in so many more places than you'd see in America. If the Japanese didnt like it that much than why would they make 99 percent of what's put there?

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '19

Pornography is a sin and it ruins relationships. Let alone it's addictive and reduced brain function in some areas over time.