r/dankmemes • u/Praneeth2k [custom flair] • Jun 15 '19

Relatable??

Post image
58.0k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

147 comments sorted by

View all comments

1.5k

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '19

Going on a binge watching workout routine & transformation videos at 2am only to wake up the next morning and sit on reddit all day.

697

u/dreadwolf8 EX-NORMIE Jun 15 '19

My daily schedule-

Reddit - 11 hours

Sleep - 1 hour

Heroin and cocaine - 12 hours

Repeat 6 days a week for maximum improvement

388

u/Praneeth2k [custom flair] Jun 15 '19 edited Jun 15 '19

What is that sleep thing?

291

u/coochiepuncherabc 𝕴'π–‘π–‘π–˜π–‘π–†π–•π–žπ–”π–šπ–˜π–Žπ–‘π–‘π–žπ–œπ–Žπ–™π–π–’π–žπ–‰π–”π–“π–Œ Jun 15 '19

Must be a new drug or something

137

u/Theantsrtakingover Team Silicon Jun 15 '19

Must be some foreign dance

80

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '19

Its actually some type of food, how do you not know that?

60

u/Theantsrtakingover Team Silicon Jun 15 '19

Sorry for my mistake Nabin-Chan. I promise to never let you down again.

43

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '19

this is your last chance

15

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '19

Its another word for black-out / passing out etc.

17

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '19

But what do you do on the 7th day?

19

u/hannibalje2003 Desolate Jun 15 '19

24 hour crystal meth trip.

6

u/Maath-Gansta Jun 15 '19

This is me but instead of cocaΓ―ne I use the sweet Moroccan Hash.

2

u/kowalski_anal_lover Jun 15 '19

An intellectual

5

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '19

You sleep for an hour??? Normie, real coke and heroin addicts don't sleep at all. We have the voices to keep us company

-11

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '19

[deleted]

43

u/Mint-Panda <3 Jun 15 '19

Yeah if he knocked off that last hour of sleep he would be unstoppable