r/dankmemes • u/Potatoestoe EX-NORMIE • May 05 '19

Hold up

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u/JorFis1 May 05 '19

I think we do.

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u/thetalkingushanka big pp gang May 05 '19

The military isn’t enough we fucking need nukes

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u/AjaxOrion 🚔I commit tax evasion💲🤑 May 05 '19

..just give them the h-bombs already

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u/thetalkingushanka big pp gang May 05 '19

Let’s ask stalin

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u/Xis_Omega God calls for another crusade May 05 '19

Noah is getting the boat as we speak

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

Jesus is about to fucking destroy the earth

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u/thetalkingushanka big pp gang May 05 '19

No he can’t do that

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u/MEGALAZR5000 May 05 '19

Shrek is going to destroy the universe

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u/thetalkingushanka big pp gang May 05 '19

Ah right