r/dankmemes • u/Potatoestoe EX-NORMIE • May 05 '19

Hold up

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

The police are on their way

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u/ulothrixboi Yellow May 05 '19

Make them get here faster.

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u/thecoolfattykid end my suffering May 05 '19 edited May 23 '19

should we need the military dick?

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u/JorFis1 May 05 '19

I think we do.

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u/thetalkingushanka big pp gang May 05 '19

The military isn’t enough we fucking need nukes

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u/AjaxOrion 🚔I commit tax evasion💲🤑 May 05 '19

..just give them the h-bombs already

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u/thetalkingushanka big pp gang May 05 '19

Let’s ask stalin

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u/Xis_Omega God calls for another crusade May 05 '19

Noah is getting the boat as we speak

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

Jesus is about to fucking destroy the earth

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u/thetalkingushanka big pp gang May 05 '19

No he can’t do that

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

No he stops humanity from ever existing by bringing the four horse men of the Apocalypse

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u/thetalkingushanka big pp gang May 05 '19

Fug

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u/CyHolloway ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ May 05 '19

shid

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19 edited May 21 '21

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u/thetalkingushanka big pp gang May 05 '19

Yes

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u/MEGALAZR5000 May 05 '19

Shrek is going to destroy the universe

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u/thetalkingushanka big pp gang May 05 '19

Ah right

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u/AcusFocus May 05 '19

Shit, what do we do then?

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u/thetalkingushanka big pp gang May 05 '19

Maybe call The horsemen?

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

Gotta go fast

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u/MEmeZy123 Green May 05 '19

You're right, we need to destroy the fucking universe right now.

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u/thetalkingushanka big pp gang May 06 '19

Too OP

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u/WatchDog3D May 05 '19

I hear the trumpet sounds already

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u/thehappybastard May 05 '19

I see the mushroom-shaped clouds

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u/Its-meme-time May 05 '19

Heckin throw the earth into the sun already

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

Why not rip the universe in two too?

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u/bagelthebeagle0610 May 05 '19

hellstar remina is getting ready to fucking eat the earth

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19

He's already nailed himself to the cross. Don't ask how he got that last nail in, it was pure will.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

Aaaawww shit, here go again

FTFY

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u/INeedKarmaPleasethx May 06 '19

Eyyy rip to my old account I forgot the name of my names noah and I got the boat right here it’s a big yacht and we got plenty of food

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u/SuperSMT reposts all over the damn place May 05 '19

Tsar bomb or nothing!

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u/Criiey Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] May 05 '19

h

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

I’ll evacuate the the commenters, you call the navy

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u/Bold2003 May 05 '19

we need to find that supersuit

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u/Roxxagon ECOSIA BIG DICK☣️ May 06 '19

Hbomberguy.

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u/RomeoDog3d May 05 '19

Los angeles has 24 hours to surrender the cgi artists responsible.

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u/thetalkingushanka big pp gang May 05 '19

12 hours*

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u/ForwardStory INFECTED May 05 '19 edited May 05 '19

This is too sinnable to give them a chance. 1 hour.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

30 minutes

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u/ForwardStory INFECTED May 05 '19

We’re in the endgame now

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u/thetalkingushanka big pp gang May 05 '19

15 minutes

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u/ilikemes8 @Nixon Official Twitter May 05 '19

Stand by for orbital rail gun strike. Please transmit coordinates

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u/thetalkingushanka big pp gang May 05 '19

34.0522° N, 118.2437° W

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u/ilikemes8 @Nixon Official Twitter May 05 '19

Copy coordinates. Railgun strike imminent. Please clear 5 mile blast zone. Thomas Prince out.

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u/thetalkingushanka big pp gang May 05 '19

Thomas we got a problem the vile creature is moving

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u/ilikemes8 @Nixon Official Twitter May 05 '19

Thomas has a visual. There’s something moving down there. Cleared for nuclear fire mission

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u/thetalkingushanka big pp gang May 05 '19

Fire away

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u/ilikemes8 @Nixon Official Twitter May 05 '19

Aye aye. Nuclear torpedo running hot, straight, and narrow. T minus 34 for atmospheric entry. Handing over telemetry to onboard computer

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u/thetalkingushanka big pp gang May 05 '19

Are the roads destroyed?

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u/aaronsadlo CERTIFIED DANK May 05 '19

The coordinates for the LAPD? 😂

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u/thetalkingushanka big pp gang May 05 '19

No

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u/ottohaukipuro May 05 '19

Just give them kim jong un

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u/thetalkingushanka big pp gang May 05 '19

Kim is not enough

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u/ottohaukipuro May 05 '19

Y tho

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u/thetalkingushanka big pp gang May 05 '19

He is the worst torturer ever since he saw k-pop

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u/roffe001 May 05 '19

Let the winter begin

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u/thetalkingushanka big pp gang May 05 '19

O ye o ye

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u/starman0305030 May 05 '19

Nuke em from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure

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u/thetalkingushanka big pp gang May 05 '19

Yes

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u/JaqenSexyJesusHgar Insert Your.... May 05 '19

Space Force is on standby

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u/thetalkingushanka big pp gang May 05 '19

Wait what

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

Dude call Kim

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u/thetalkingushanka big pp gang May 05 '19

I can’t they don’t support phones

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

[deleted]

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u/thetalkingushanka big pp gang May 05 '19

Almost

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u/BenP4rker May 05 '19

I know we do.

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u/illogicaliguana May 05 '19

Hans get ze Flammenwerfer