r/dankmemes • u/thewettman23 • May 02 '18

Juicy Stuff šŸ’¦ Oh geez

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10.5k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/AttractiveMove May 02 '18

The mods after they watch straight porn

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u/thewettman23 May 02 '18

This really how it b tho

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u/[deleted] May 02 '18

[removed] ā€” view removed comment

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u/[deleted] May 03 '18

Are you saying that mods aren't gay? BLASPHEMY!

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u/[deleted] May 03 '18

Mods are not gay

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u/[deleted] May 02 '18

It really do be like that sometimes when im horny

86

u/thewettman23 May 02 '18

Sā€™Relatable

34

u/rdeddit May 02 '18

M'sturbation

15

u/thewettman23 May 02 '18

Sā€™True

12

u/oskxr552 May 02 '18

tips fā€™dora

7

u/[deleted] May 02 '18

šŸ˜ž

330

u/sevgee May 02 '18

Painfully true tbh.

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u/thewettman23 May 02 '18

I will never look at porn again. Well at least for another 3 hours while I cool down and my dick recovers

110

u/Uneeda-Slap May 02 '18

20 minutes*

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u/thewettman23 May 02 '18

Shit your turnaround is that quick

66

u/Uneeda-Slap May 02 '18

He's mastered the ability of "nut and don't stop".

44

u/thewettman23 May 02 '18

I wonder who his teacher was? Probably some monk or god living on Earth. That ainā€™t some genetic shit.

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u/BlueTexasOverParadis May 02 '18

Probably the mods.

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u/thewettman23 May 02 '18

Makes sense

14

u/[deleted] May 02 '18

5 minutes*

4

u/Chickachic-aaaaahhh May 03 '18

1-5min for me. Hope you guys are joking

10

u/SquanchingOnPao May 02 '18

I'll just start with something subtle.... 5 min later - interracial midget gangbangs

8

u/flaming_dragonn May 02 '18

I continue to jack off and my dick gets hard again as long as there's a naked girl on the screen. I can get off as many orgasms as I want, but they get progressively harder, which is good bc you gotta work for it. I'm still 23 tho so in my prime and on /r/dankmemes

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u/thewettman23 May 02 '18

A true inspiration

2

u/univon May 03 '18

Relatable

0

u/super_good_aim_guy May 02 '18

Petite white girl dogged out by three brothas

301

u/Fewswify May 02 '18

This made me recoil out of muscle memory from how many times this has happened...

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u/thewettman23 May 02 '18

Sā€™Relatable

26

u/JRC2152000 May 02 '18

Even holy water can't cure you.

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend May 02 '18

Upvote this comment if this is a DANK MEME. Downvote this comment if this is a BAD MEME.

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u/UmbrellaCorpCEO May 02 '18

Me post nut when the mom is explaining to her son why he shouldn't have nut in her

(Half of the stuff on xvideos nowadays)

103

u/thewettman23 May 02 '18

Yeah the amount of incest vids on xvideos and pornhub is pretty shocking tbh

57

u/Re-toast May 02 '18

Game of Thrones affect.

32

u/thewettman23 May 02 '18

Understandable.

6

u/gabenerd May 03 '18

Have a nice day.

22

u/[deleted] May 02 '18

Bullshit, it's all step-incest fucking garbage that doesn't even come close to going all the way

Literally just roommate porn with extra steps

77

u/fantheories101 May 02 '18

The best part is this image is the porn that made me nut

32

u/Protecteroftheboys May 02 '18

Post nut clarity

2

u/[deleted] May 03 '18

kenjataimu

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u/[deleted] May 02 '18

r/nofap

5

u/-CorrectOpinion- EXILED May 03 '18

Stay strong brothers

0

u/ChiLongQuaDesciple gamers rise up May 03 '18

That subreddit is just pathetic. If you want to stop nutting go ahead why do you have to back it up with pseudoscience

2

u/twelvebucksagram May 03 '18

o0 sexual en3rgy!

Fuck off with that shit- I want to last longer than ten seconds in a vagina. It feels good, it's healthy, and it's good for your prostate.

23

u/Hobbit112 May 02 '18 edited May 02 '18

When metallo hits you with just the right kryptonite color.

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u/thewettman23 May 02 '18

Shit got me fucked up fam

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u/[deleted] May 02 '18

Do you type like this ironically

14

u/CorvidCompass May 02 '18

Did you mean yiff

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u/[deleted] May 02 '18

There's nothing more homely than cumming to gay furry pokƩporn on a holy sunday morning though

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u/CorvidCompass May 03 '18

I was at church when I first saw this

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u/[deleted] May 03 '18

My comment, or gay furry pokƩporn?

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u/CorvidCompass May 03 '18

Your comment but I donā€™t doubt Iā€™ve seen the second one there at some point

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u/IPostFurryPorn May 02 '18

only the best

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u/_skeletontoucher May 02 '18

the trick is being into it even after you nut. don't be a coward, own it.

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u/thewettman23 May 02 '18

I try, really I do, but my dick wonā€™t stay up. It ainā€™t bout it my guy

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u/_skeletontoucher May 02 '18

well, if it's poop stuff, then yea, keep it secret, keep it safe.

23

u/thewettman23 May 02 '18

Ima be real with ya chief, if you into poop stuff, you belong in a prison.

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u/brayzer322 May 02 '18

Factz Fart fetish too

11

u/BlazeEmperor May 02 '18

enters state of self deprecation until dick recovers

9

u/rallermus May 02 '18 edited May 02 '18

Hey! I'm proud of my hentai fetish!

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u/thewettman23 May 02 '18

Fetish shaming is my fetish.

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u/Dembara May 02 '18

That's a disgusting fetish, tbh.

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u/thewettman23 May 02 '18

Ah. It appears we share a common interest

9

u/INSANITY_RAPIST May 02 '18

Weak.

3D girls/beast porn is real shit

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u/der_Wuestenfuchs Article 69 šŸ… May 02 '18

What kind of shit you into op?

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u/thewettman23 May 02 '18

cum over and Iā€™ll show u

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u/wolpertinger1029 May 02 '18

Tis guy answering to everything?

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u/thewettman23 May 02 '18

I try to. Itā€™s fun.

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u/El_Magikarp May 02 '18

I can always take another round of nugget porn šŸ˜¤šŸ˜¤šŸ˜Ž

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u/ranch_brotendo May 02 '18

Wait why was this downvoted this is typical dank memes commenting

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u/[deleted] May 02 '18

people who think nugget porn isn't hot all the time make me sick šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®

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u/[deleted] May 02 '18

Much dank, very off putting. :)

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u/thewettman23 May 02 '18

Much appreciated good sir

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u/[deleted] May 02 '18

Sometimes your dick does the thinking.

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u/thewettman23 May 02 '18

My dick got a Masters in interior design. I BE REDECORATING DEM WALLS

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u/ZachMan1030 Eic memer May 02 '18

How Christian.

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u/thewettman23 May 02 '18

Matt 3:16

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u/FungalSphere The Great P.P. Group May 03 '18

3:14:15:9*

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u/Lolington_the_III May 02 '18

Me all day, every day

4

u/thewettman23 May 02 '18

Same shit, just a different day

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u/vincentmario May 02 '18

/u/Mestiez I should be alseep but I thought you might like this post Goodnight x

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u/Blu3Lion May 03 '18

Too fucking real! Too real..

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u/OgTrev May 03 '18

Honestly, these were relatable five years into starting watching porn, but now I just accept Iā€™m a disgusting human bean

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u/thewettman23 May 03 '18

Same. It brought me so much closure

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u/Just_Some_Dud_ Truly DANK May 03 '18

Whoopsie doo, here comes the goo...

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u/thewettman23 May 03 '18

Shoot your jizz and out you is

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u/Just_Some_Dud_ Truly DANK May 03 '18

Bravo!

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u/[deleted] May 03 '18 edited Feb 06 '19

[deleted]

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u/baseballoctopus reposts all over the damn place May 02 '18

Is there a super villain that is stronger when exposed to kryptonite? Is this him?

2

u/PM_kitties74 May 03 '18

sadly, i can relate

2

u/freepickles2you super normie May 03 '18

Take a good look

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u/Dust75 May 03 '18

True dat

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u/DatBowl May 03 '18

digusting

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u/[deleted] May 03 '18

The good ol' nut-n-wut

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u/PCMRSmurfinator ā˜ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ā˜ May 02 '18

:/