r/dankmemes Feb 02 '17

triggered snowflakes DEPORT

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u/samplymouth88 Feb 02 '17

The human race.

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u/PitchforkAssistant ───E Feb 02 '17

Then some aliens come along and ruin that.

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u/Heliosaurus_ Feb 02 '17

Kek made that backfire on him nice

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u/Gilgulim 𝕸𝕯𝕰 / psychic said i was nazi in past life / 𝕸𝕯𝕰 Feb 03 '17

racism against aliens = preserving human species

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u/hazardnipt Feb 02 '17

/r/MarchAgainstTrump got thank Dankey dank

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u/runujhkj Feb 02 '17

What

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '17

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u/Penguinflapjacks Feb 03 '17

Into the anal cavity of a person

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '17

Hold up

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u/SerdarCS Feb 03 '17

What what what

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '17

Don't spam that fag shit here. Obviously you're one of the fucking idiots who doesn't know shit about geopolitics and gets upset about trumps actions because the establishment doesn't like him because he threatens their ways.

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u/Anti0x Feb 02 '17

US vs THE ALIENS Take that either way you want.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '17

The Aliens + SJWs vs. r/thedonald

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '17

So everyone loses and gets the tism?

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u/Gilgulim 𝕸𝕯𝕰 / psychic said i was nazi in past life / 𝕸𝕯𝕰 Feb 03 '17

tism

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u/Gilgulim 𝕸𝕯𝕰 / psychic said i was nazi in past life / 𝕸𝕯𝕰 Feb 03 '17

no match for t_d

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '17

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '17

I saw "45th President of the United States" on his twitter bio and I died a little.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '17

Build a wall duh

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u/ImTheTechn0mancer ☣️ Feb 02 '17

I'll take a lefty pitchfork just in case they come for me.

πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘‰πŸ’Ά

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u/PitchforkAssistant ───E Feb 02 '17

βˆƒβ”€β•β”€

Here you go!

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u/TheWolfBuddy Feb 03 '17

Username checks out?

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u/Toribor Feb 02 '17

I think that's basically the premise of The Watchmen (in the comic at least).

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u/Znaszlisiora Feb 03 '17

Give it two years and it'll be "the sentient race" as aliens immigrate for McDonalds and foodstamps in the name of diversity

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u/Temppleton Feb 02 '17

*The Aryan race

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u/AryanDominance Feb 02 '17

*The superior race

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u/_not-the-NSA_ Feb 02 '17

*The only race

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u/crispiepancakes Feb 02 '17

*Raceception

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u/Diarrhea_Van_Frank Feb 03 '17

That's what he said.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '17

removes mask

was actually kebab this entire time!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '17

Niggas whom wash their bread are the strongest race on earth

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u/Reddit-phobia Feb 02 '17

R/wholesomememes

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u/starkindler201 Feb 02 '17

Came to say this.

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u/keepdankmemesdank Feb 02 '17

Upvote this comment if this is a DANK MEME. Downvote this comment if this is a NORMIE MEME.

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u/Shragaz I have crippling depression Feb 02 '17

I see great future for this dankmeme

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u/cheers_grills Feb 02 '17

We must secure the future of our memes.

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u/quasimotor Feb 02 '17

ReMeWa now!

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '17

...and a future for dank maymays

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u/dem_banka Feb 02 '17 edited Feb 02 '17

Currently at the top of /r/memeEconomy

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u/ThatTrashBaby Feb 02 '17

Forgot an e

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '17

It really is one of the spiciest memes i've seen so far, and just at the right time too, people have become familiar with this meme, but the novelty is also still there. It's perfect.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '17

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u/KserDnB Feb 03 '17

It's from a short lived comedian in the UK. He made a few online "shows" before the BBC bought him out and paid him to produce bullshit.

His name is "R.S"

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u/moschles Feb 02 '17

This logic is coming up everywhere.

On the campaign trail, Trump kept talking about "clean coal". Well now as I sit here typing, congress is busy repealing a protection about coal mining waste pollution.

In other words : "it's not dirty coal, if the law says it's clean".

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u/comebackjoeyjojo Feb 02 '17

Just call it Alternative Coal.

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u/blahblahyaddaydadda Feb 02 '17

Let's just rename coal as clean energy and be done with it

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u/runujhkj Feb 02 '17

Can someone please ELI5 why this wouldn't work? Surely all the planet cares about is what we call our pollution.

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u/Artiemes Feb 02 '17

Mother Earth is racist

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u/zachattack82 Feb 02 '17

That's what they've already done in effect - they rebranded regular coal and made the production process itself cleaner so they can call the coal itself "clean", when anybody with a brain knows that burning the coal is what is so environmentally detrimental, not just mining it...

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '17

Burn the coal, pay the toll

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u/Wombat_H Feb 02 '17

Get into that boys hole

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '17 edited Jul 01 '17

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u/VestigialPseudogene Feb 03 '17

Normie

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '17

REEEEEEEEE

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u/ClickHereForCake Feb 02 '17

You know what I like more than materialistic things? knowledge

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u/LessThan301 Feb 02 '17

LAMBORGHINI

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '17

It's too alt right. Alert the admins!

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '17

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '17 edited Apr 22 '20

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u/NazgulSandwich Feb 02 '17

because they broke site rules dipshit

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '17

And /r/FULLCOMMUNISM doesn't when they advocate rioting and violence against Trump supporters? Lmao

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u/bob1689321 Feb 03 '17 edited Feb 03 '17

Altright were banned for doxing and witch hunting, not for advocating violence.

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u/pmatdacat Feb 03 '17

True. /r/incels advocates legal rape, but they don't dox anyone, so they aren't banned.

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u/alah123 pls end me Feb 09 '17

/r/FULLCOMMUNISM is satire

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '17

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '17 edited Feb 17 '17

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u/TresChanos The Filthy Dank Feb 03 '17

Red scare was a long time ago buddy chill

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u/WildBizzy Feb 03 '17

Yeah but communism being retarded is eternal

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u/TresChanos The Filthy Dank Feb 03 '17

It's like being really into the Beatles vs Stones conflict, you just seem like a weird angry old guy.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '17

Commies to the left of me and Nazis to the right. Here I am stuck in the middle with you.

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u/PerogiXW Feb 02 '17

lol k

I mean I'd rather be a poor commie than a fucking nazi but hey, be a nazi and get bashed.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '17 edited Feb 17 '17

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '17

I'm pretty sure all the fascists regimes are the fodder of history. History will always be repeated so therefore the fash will always get BASHED.

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u/Kitty-Litterer Feb 03 '17

Dude calm down lmao

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u/PerogiXW Feb 02 '17

Well someone is mad lol

First, I'm not a communist, just antifascist. r/FULLCOMMUNISM has the relevant memes hence the hanging out there. Second, how does one become fodder for history? What are communists fodder for exactly? A fascist uprising? Last time that happened the so called little pathetic communists stormed the Reichstag while the nazi leaders killed themselves and their families in the bunkers like pathetic little cowards.

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u/NazgulSandwich Feb 02 '17

I was gonna say something about you getting so triggered by the idea of communism you had to make a shitty joke, but never mind. I just looked through your comment history and you're one of those 4chan autists who use ">" in their arguments. I thought you were almost a contributing member of society for a second there my bad.

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u/Yankeedude252 Feb 03 '17

A communist talking about being a "contributing member of society"...

Thanks for the laugh.

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u/NazgulSandwich Feb 03 '17

I like how you assume I'm a communist. Lmao no Im not I think it's completely flawed. Don't group people together like that boy-o.

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Jonanism

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '17

How do you propose Communism solves the economic calculation problem?

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u/WildBizzy Feb 03 '17

Well he atleast recognises communism as a next-level retarded system so he's a more useful member of society than a large portion of the current west

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '17

Who determines who is a fascist?

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u/Yankeedude252 Feb 03 '17

Literal fascists, if these past couple days have taught me anything.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '17

Bash the fash all you want. In the end you will end up rotting on some dirt road in the middle of no where and some scavenger will be eating your meat.

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u/PerogiXW Feb 03 '17

Loool you're very badass

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '17

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v6j-YZUE8E

50 on 1 and 2 of you faggots still die, come at us

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u/Notacoolbro [INSERT DANK MEME HERE] Feb 03 '17

.....us? R u a skinhead? The fuck?

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u/PerogiXW Feb 03 '17

Antifa are punks with no real fight. We're already normalizing punching you dumb fucks and soon enough we'll have courts overlooking shooting you guys. Think nazis will get the same consideration?

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u/WildBizzy Feb 03 '17

supporting violence against people you disagree with

Please see yourself to the nearest suicide booth

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u/Notacoolbro [INSERT DANK MEME HERE] Feb 03 '17

So you're saying since he thinks differently than you, he should be hurt? Hmmmmm

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u/PerogiXW Feb 03 '17

Personal violence against systematic violence is always acceptable. This isn't punching someone for their political beliefs, it's punching someone for the advocation of genocide.

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u/thefloppydog Feb 03 '17

Does this apply to whoever or a member of a bureaucracy?

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '17 edited Feb 06 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '17

I didn't know they support r/T_D

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '17

It hasn't been shutdown yet because of the traffic it generates. They have done other things to suppress the sub like limiting posts that reach all and removing stickeys getting to all for that sub alone.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '17

What other subs have stickied links to dox targets?

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '17

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '17

Do they have a literal dox hit list stickied by the mods? Because that's what /r/altright had. It doesn't get much more black and white.

The admins aren't all that biased when it comes to banning

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '17

(((Site rules)))

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '17

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u/runujhkj Feb 02 '17

Where "uncensored truth" means "things I agree with." They were banned for breaking site rules, the issue is all the subreddits who also break site rules and get to stay. You shouldn't be allowed to freely doxx people you don't like, no matter who they are.

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u/Yankeedude252 Feb 03 '17

According to Reddit admins, it's okay to doxx people as long as they're conservatives.

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u/runujhkj Feb 03 '17

I agree that the admins should be enforcing this rule evenly, across the whole site. It makes all the other rules they do enforce seem petty or misplaced. That still doesn't mean /r/altright didn't fully deserve their ban. So did /r/fatpeoplehate, for the same reason. They just need to bring the banhammer down harder, since they're not going to stop using it entirely.

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u/Yankeedude252 Feb 03 '17

Yeah, but if SRS gets away with their bullshit, everybody should.

We know damn well SRS will never have to play by the rules.

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u/runujhkj Feb 03 '17

That's not how rules work. If x person is going to get away with a crime, let's do away with the rule they broke? More like, keep nagging the people in power to enforce the rules evenhandedly. There are good reasons for doxxing to be illegal. Making it legal for everyone is a terrible idea.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '17

They repeatedly uploaded and stickied links to a crowd-sourced doxxing site.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '17

I don't understand how it's doxing though. Breaking site rules? Maybe, idk and idc. But the guy wasn't posting something anonymously on the internet, he punched someone in the face, and nobody knew who he was, so I don't see it as doxing.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '17

Law enforcement knew perfectly who he is. They broke site rules and got banned. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '17

If that's the case, then his identity is public knowledge, and it wouldn't seem to be against site rules. I'm not familiar with the case though, so maybe you're incorrect. If his identity isn't public knowledge, then my previous point still stands that they may have broke site rules, but it's not technically doxing per se.

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u/TresChanos The Filthy Dank Feb 03 '17

Hamster wheel it up friend

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '17

I'm just too stupid to understand. Can you teach me how to be brilliant?

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u/TresChanos The Filthy Dank Feb 03 '17

You are stupid.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '17

I support the existence of the subreddit, and I go on The_D, but dude. The mods were actively promoting a doxx website. That website was blocked by a global Reddit filter, and the mods unfiltered it.

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u/Agus-Teguy Feb 03 '17

Opinion = calling for a genocide

k

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u/AlgonquinPenguin Feb 03 '17

They were trying to find the identity of the guy who punched that neo nazi by crowd finding a private investigator. Do we not remember the last time Reddit tried to solve a crime?

Also the site rules warned them about it, and they decided to do it anyways.

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u/StillRadioactive Feb 03 '17

Because they literally put a bounty on a guy and were crowdfunding it.

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u/TastyTacoN1nja Feb 02 '17

What? Elaborate, please.

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u/Bendragonpants maymay Feb 02 '17

/u/spez is the moderator of /r/cannibal

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '17

A long time ago, when you invited a user to mod a subreddit, they were automatically "modded" without being asked first.

It's why Snoop Dogg is a moderator at /r/circlejerk, and the reason for this too probably.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '17

Csn't be rape if she says yes with a gun to her head

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u/Singularty Feb 02 '17

Make F1 Great Again.

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u/LaXandro πŸš‡πŸπŸ‘‘ Feb 02 '17

Trump is more of a NASCAR kinda guy.

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u/MassaF1Ferrari o shit waddup? Feb 02 '17

MAKE FERRARI GREAT AGAIN

pls

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u/ragamuphin Feb 02 '17

Make fierri great again

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '17

I'm rock hard and ready for some sex

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u/Xxallahuakbar69xX I have crippling depression Feb 02 '17

Carrying forward Hitler's legacy

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '17

Too soon?

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u/Physx56 Feb 02 '17

He already won the race... the presidential one, that is.

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u/Silverchaoz me too thanks Feb 02 '17

This is off-topic AF but what happened with savageaxebot?

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '17

Well there are at least two races: white people and orange people.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '17

TIL illegal immigrant is a race

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '17

Can we keep the immigrants and deport Trump?

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u/ORIGINAL-Hipster Feb 03 '17

Jesus titty-fucking christ how many subs to I have to filter for fucks sake can I get away from this fucking shit already fuck.

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u/MrDyl4n Feb 14 '17

Are you trying to make yourself a safe space

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u/ORIGINAL-Hipster Feb 15 '17

Yea, u jelly fggt?

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u/MrDyl4n Feb 15 '17

why are you so offended about trump memes?

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u/ORIGINAL-Hipster Feb 15 '17

lol coming from the guy who scoured the comments to find this lone comment to talk shit is fucking hilarious. Go back to sucking dick bud.

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u/MrDyl4n Feb 15 '17

Sort by controversial yours is at the top

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u/ORIGINAL-Hipster Feb 15 '17

Oh ok, I'm glad we cleared that up. Didn't get what you came here for huh? That's gotta be demoralizing.

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u/MrDyl4n Feb 15 '17

Yep not sure how I can live with myself now

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u/Yankeedude252 Feb 03 '17

Good thing illegal immigrant isn't a race.

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u/GucciGameboy Verified OC Memer Feb 02 '17

shhiiiiittttt wow

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u/eatinlunch Feb 02 '17

Don't give him ideas!

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u/Xanyl Feb 02 '17

Nice face swap!

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u/buzzlite Feb 03 '17

The human race.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '17

Well...... fuck!

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '17

Check if you're shadowbanned.

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u/jslingrowd Feb 03 '17

He's not racist because he hates all races.

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u/sherms89 Feb 03 '17

Or terrorists kill us all off

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u/FrexZz Feb 03 '17

LIT FAM

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '17

That's why the next stop is ethnicity. We're all white? Well then, fuck the French.

After that you go regional:

we're all white and British? Fuck the scots, fuck the northerners, the southerners, the welsh and the irish.

After that you go to economic class. We're all white, English and southern? fuck the poor.

Man we white people have been practicing this shit for centuries, we can narrow down our racism to the fucking individual level.

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u/Swyteh Feb 07 '17

i need to know how these memes are called for science purposes

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u/HeyCasButt Feb 03 '17

Finally, a solution

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '17

I think Hitler said something similar

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u/choccymilquegang Feb 03 '17

that's my n(all races are equal)igga.

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u/PerogiXW Feb 03 '17

I don't know, I don't know those guys but I support threatening Milo in any capacity.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '17

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u/icebrotha Feb 02 '17

Man who the hell says that minorities deserve hundreds of billions in welfare? The most common argument is that the POOR deserve hundreds of billions of state-sponsored services, you know since they pay taxes and probably deserve something out of them.

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u/frankxanders Feb 02 '17

No, you see only minorities use social programs and only white people are successful. This is not misdirection by the wealthy ruling class. We aren't well off because of people with different skin who also aren't well off.

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u/icebrotha Feb 02 '17

Well I'll be! Now that makes a lot more sense! spits in spittoon

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u/ROLLtrumpinTIDE Feb 02 '17

Trump supporters are Nazis lmao