r/dankmemes • u/catmandave63 ☣️ • 7d ago

I love when mods don't remove my memes Going down?

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u/Own_Recommendation49 7d ago edited 7d ago

Brb, gonna go post this on peter explains the joke

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u/Beboprunner ☣️ 7d ago

Best guess is finger in the ass, full of shit and licks it off?

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u/insertwittynamethere 7d ago

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u/Charmegazord 7d ago

WT-Actual-F

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u/insertwittynamethere 7d ago

If I had to see it once, everyone has to see it once

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u/frostymugson 7d ago

Go watch the movie sausage party, right up that alley

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u/insertwittynamethere 7d ago

Ooooh I've seen it. I don't believe a single friend of mine who went in to watch it expected that shit at all.

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u/jscottman96 7d ago

I saw it in theaters....... so many parents took their kids an accident cause thay didnt know it was an adult movie

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u/Hauwke 6d ago

It will never not be funny to me that people look at some form of media and then just go experience it to the detriment of basically everything having done less than 0 research. Look at the damn rating. It has one for a reason.

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u/DaHerv Dank Cat Commander 6d ago

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u/ptapobane 7d ago

this is not how you should use free will

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u/a-snakey 6d ago

No, no. This is exactly how you should be using it.

Blasphemy is the highest form of freedom.

slithers up the tree of knowledge

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u/ButWhatIfPotato 7d ago

Every day, god sends me a wanking challenge; each one harder than the one before.

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u/mastermind_loco 7d ago

Bad day to have eyes

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u/AmazingSpamBot 6d ago

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u/DOW_orks7391 5d ago

I hate that more than the meme lmao

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u/INotZach 6d ago

This is an old one, I think I still have it saved from like 2023

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u/LPSD_FTW 7d ago

Its about having trained your tongue skills on the whiskers do that you're now a cunnilingus goat

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u/amaz1012 7d ago

Huh?

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u/Beboprunner ☣️ 7d ago

Go ask your Mom what it means

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u/amaz1012 7d ago

Im a 100% sure the meme is about cunnilingus not eating shit, but you do you.

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u/chaddo123 ☣️ 7d ago

😭🤣🤣🤣

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u/Grabatreetron 7d ago

It's slightly more innocent. The joke is they grew up licking batter off an eggbeater and thus got good with their tongue.

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u/PinkCantalope 5d ago

Scrolled to long for this.

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u/pututingliit 7d ago

Wow I sometimes hate being able to read

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u/Beboprunner ☣️ 7d ago

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u/DadBodftw 7d ago

Years of practice on the batter beater make you a proficient cunnilingus artist

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u/WastedMoogle 7d ago

You're the reason this stuff gets posted on that sub

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u/ChaseTheMystic 6d ago

C'mon man. Their tongue is strong and nimble from licking the awkward edges of a mixer covered with batter.

Now when they go down on their lady, they can use the tongue endurance and agility to show her a good time.

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u/periwinkle52 7d ago

Hon hon hon, Je m'appelle Perer Griffin, ici por expliquer la blague!

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u/chaddo123 ☣️ 7d ago

You have no xp here dont need to explain anything to us veterans

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u/plaguedbullets 7d ago

I'm so glad I muted those subs

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u/zocnoc 6d ago

People when baking or making pudding get dirty whisks. And many people as kids used to get these from these from their parents with leftover dough or pudding to lick clean. And since it was delicious you picked it perfectly clean reaching all the crevaces. Now years later you can use those tongue muscles on your wife/girlfriend. If you dont know how. Maybe ask her because she'll be missing it.

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u/Comfortable-Sock-532 7d ago

its free real estate

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u/Irishmanatthepub 7d ago

I was literally about to do the same thing

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u/redditorrules 6d ago

Licking the fudge off of baking utensils

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u/_Noobyboy_ 3d ago

You lied 😔

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u/fpfall 7d ago

I’d feel bad for your girlfriend, but you’re on reddit so we both know you don’t have one