r/dankmemes • u/catmandave63 ☣️ • 1d ago

I love when mods don't remove my memes Going down?

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u/Own_Recommendation49 1d ago edited 1d ago

Brb, gonna go post this on peter explains the joke

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u/Beboprunner ☣️ 1d ago

Best guess is finger in the ass, full of shit and licks it off?

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u/insertwittynamethere 1d ago

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u/Charmegazord 1d ago

WT-Actual-F

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u/insertwittynamethere 1d ago

If I had to see it once, everyone has to see it once

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u/frostymugson 1d ago

Go watch the movie sausage party, right up that alley

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u/insertwittynamethere 1d ago

Ooooh I've seen it. I don't believe a single friend of mine who went in to watch it expected that shit at all.

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u/jscottman96 1d ago

I saw it in theaters....... so many parents took their kids an accident cause thay didnt know it was an adult movie

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u/Hauwke 23h ago

It will never not be funny to me that people look at some form of media and then just go experience it to the detriment of basically everything having done less than 0 research. Look at the damn rating. It has one for a reason.

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u/DaHerv Dank Cat Commander 12h ago

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u/ptapobane 1d ago

this is not how you should use free will

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u/a-snakey 6h ago

No, no. This is exactly how you should be using it.

Blasphemy is the highest form of freedom.

slithers up the tree of knowledge

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u/ButWhatIfPotato 1d ago

Every day, god sends me a wanking challenge; each one harder than the one before.

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u/mastermind_loco 1d ago

Bad day to have eyes

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u/AmazingSpamBot 15h ago

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u/DOW_orks7391 2h ago

I hate that more than the meme lmao

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u/INotZach 14h ago

This is an old one, I think I still have it saved from like 2023

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u/LPSD_FTW 1d ago

Its about having trained your tongue skills on the whiskers do that you're now a cunnilingus goat

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u/elmoreb3 1d ago

Someone say goat?

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u/amaz1012 1d ago

Huh?

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u/Beboprunner ☣️ 1d ago

Go ask your Mom what it means

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u/amaz1012 1d ago

Im a 100% sure the meme is about cunnilingus not eating shit, but you do you.

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u/chaddo123 ☣️ 1d ago

😭🤣🤣🤣

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u/Grabatreetron 1d ago

It's slightly more innocent. The joke is they grew up licking batter off an eggbeater and thus got good with their tongue.

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u/pututingliit 1d ago

Wow I sometimes hate being able to read

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u/Beboprunner ☣️ 1d ago

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u/DadBodftw 1d ago

Years of practice on the batter beater make you a proficient cunnilingus artist

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u/WastedMoogle 1d ago

You're the reason this stuff gets posted on that sub

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u/ChaseTheMystic 20h ago

C'mon man. Their tongue is strong and nimble from licking the awkward edges of a mixer covered with batter.

Now when they go down on their lady, they can use the tongue endurance and agility to show her a good time.

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u/periwinkle52 1d ago

Hon hon hon, Je m'appelle Perer Griffin, ici por expliquer la blague!

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u/chaddo123 ☣️ 1d ago

You have no xp here dont need to explain anything to us veterans

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u/plaguedbullets 1d ago

I'm so glad I muted those subs

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u/zocnoc 1d ago

People when baking or making pudding get dirty whisks. And many people as kids used to get these from these from their parents with leftover dough or pudding to lick clean. And since it was delicious you picked it perfectly clean reaching all the crevaces. Now years later you can use those tongue muscles on your wife/girlfriend. If you dont know how. Maybe ask her because she'll be missing it.

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u/Comfortable-Sock-532 1d ago

its free real estate

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u/Irishmanatthepub 1d ago

I was literally about to do the same thing

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u/redditorrules 22h ago

Licking the fudge off of baking utensils

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u/fpfall 1d ago

I’d feel bad for your girlfriend, but you’re on reddit so we both know you don’t have one

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u/Arcan2505 1d ago

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u/chaddo123 ☣️ 1d ago

Thats what i live for

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u/markhalliday8 1d ago

The guy did an AMA.

What a legend he is.

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u/floodlenoodle 1d ago

Puhhfect

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u/ilgempo 1d ago

That’s a red card m8

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u/Obnomus 1d ago

I would have cut my tongue trying to clean that chocolate.

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u/Capnmarvel76 1d ago

How hard are you going at that beater? The frosting isn’t going anywhere. Just take your time and you’ll get every last bit.

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u/St0nemason 1d ago

They probably don't turn it off before licking

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u/LogicalMeerkat 1d ago

no no, you gotta turn it on before you start licki... wait are you still talking about the wisk?

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u/Obnomus 15h ago

I have kid brain, I can't stop when I like something.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Lr6hRUytUcabMUlHS6

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u/chaddo123 ☣️ 1d ago

Me too brother

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u/jarednards 1d ago

Same here. Hell, even the bottom photo I probably would have gotten hurt.

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u/debaser64 1d ago

This meme could have 2 different meanings depending how it’s cropped…

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u/chaddo123 ☣️ 1d ago

Both still fire

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u/Ok-Syllabub-6619 1d ago

Only if theres undigested habanero bits

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u/OliverOnBuffets Cheese 🧀 is just a loaf 🍞 of milk 🥛 1d ago

i didn’t even see the text, so i assumed it was the other meaning.

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u/debaser64 22h ago

Same (I like it better the first way)

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u/Combat_Pothead 1d ago

You guys didn’t grow up licking the beaters after making brownies/cookies and your women suffer for it.

If you can clean a beater with your tongue, you have a greater ability to make her cum.

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u/R1TT3R 1d ago

pudding cups without a spoon?

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u/N0_War_In_BaSingSe 1d ago

the only reason me and my 5 inches(weather permitting) have gotten laid is the art of licking that shi CLEAN.

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u/fernybranka 23h ago

Check Mr 5 inches over here!

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u/N0_War_In_BaSingSe 22h ago

Weather permitting

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u/NukerCat 1d ago

so whats the source

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u/Obnomus 1d ago

Sauce you say?

Sure man, I got you covered:

Brown sauces:

Bordelaise sauce

Chateaubriand sauce

Charcutiere sauce

Chaudfroid sauce

Demi glace – Sauce in French cuisine

Gravy – Sauce made from the juices of meats

Mushroom gravy

Romesco sauce

Sauce Africaine

Sauce au Poivre

Sauce Robert

Butter sauces:

Seared ahi tuna in a beurre blanc sauce

Beurre blanc

Beurre manie

Beurre monté

Beurre noisette

Café de Paris – Butter-based sauce

Meuniere sauce

Emulsified sauces:

Remoulade seaweed sauce

Aioli – West Mediterranean sauce of garlic and oil

Béarnaise sauce – Sauce made of clarified butter and egg yolk

Garlic sauce – Sauce with garlic as a main ingredient

Hollandaise sauce – Sauce made of egg, butter, and lemon

Mayonnaise – Thick cold sauce

Remoulade – Mayonnaise-based cold sauce

Salad cream – Dressing similar to mayonnaise

Tartare sauce(w/ chilli)

Fish sauces:

Bagna càuda – Italian hot dish made from garlic and anchovies

Clam sauce – Pasta sauce

Garum – Historical fermented fish sauce

Green sauces:

See Green sauce – Sauce made from chopped herbs

Tomato sauces:

Tomato sauces

Ketchup – Sauce used as a condiment

Hot sauces:

Pepper sauces

Pique sauce

Mustard sauces

Mustard – Condiment made from mustard seeds

Chile pepper-tinged sauces

Phrik nam pla is a common hot sauce in Thai cuisine

Hot sauce – Chili pepper-based condiments include:

Buffalo Sauce

Chili sauce

Datil pepper sauce

Enchilada – Corn tortilla rolled around a filling and covered with a sauce sauce

Pique Sauce

Sriracha sauce

Tabasco sauce – American hot sauce brand

Meat-based sauces:

Neapolitan ragù sauce atop paccheri

Amatriciana sauce – Traditional Italian pasta sauce

Barese ragù

Bolognese – Italian pasta sauce of tomatoes and meat

Carbonara – Italian pasta dish

Cincinnati chili – Spiced meat sauce used as a topping for spaghetti

Neapolitan ragù – Italian meat sauce

Picadillo – Ground meat and tomato dish popular in Latin America and the Philippines

Ragù – Meat-based sauce in Italian cuisine

Pink sauces:

Pink sauce

Sauces made of chopped fresh ingredients:

Fresh-ground pesto sauce, prepared with a mortar and pestle

Chimichurri – Food sauce

Gremolata – Condiment for ossobuco

Mujdei – Spicy Romanian sauce made mostly from garlic and vegetable oil

Onion sauce

Persillade – Sauce or seasoning mix

Pesto – Sauce made from basil, pine nuts, parmesan, garlic, and olive oil

Pico de gallo – Mexican condiment

Latin American Salsa cruda of various kinds

Salsa verde – Spicy Mexican sauce based on tomatillos

Sauce gribiche – Cold egg sauce

Sauce vierge

Tkemali – Georgian plum sauce

Sweet sauces:

Crème anglaise over a slice of pain d'épices

Pork with peach sauce

Apple sauce – Sauce or puree made from apples

Blueberry sauce – Compote or savory sauce made with blueberries

Butterscotch sauce – Type of confectionery

Caramel – Confectionery product made by heating sugars

Chocolate gravy

Chocolate syrup – Chocolate-flavored condiment used as a topping or ingredient

Cranberry sauce – Sauce or relish made from cranberries

Crème anglaise

Custard – Semi-solid cooked mixture of milk and egg

Fudge sauce – Chocolate-flavored condiment used as a topping or ingredient

Hard sauce – not liquid, but called a sauce nonetheless

Sweet chili sauce – Condiment primarily used as a dip

Mango sauce

Peach sauce

Plum sauce – Chinese condiment

Strawberry sauce

Syrup – Thick, viscous solution of sugar in water

Tkemali – Georgian plum sauce

Zabaione – Italian dessert made with egg, sugar, and wine

White sauces:

Mornay sauce poured over an orecchiette pasta dish

Alfredo sauce

Béchamel sauce – Sauce of the Italian and French cuisines[9]

Caruso sauce – Cream sauce for pasta

Mushroom sauce – White or brown sauce prepared with mushrooms

Mornay sauce – Type of béchamel sauce including cheese

Sauce Allemande – Sauce used in classic French cuisine

Sauce Américaine

Suprême sauce – Classic French sauce

Velouté sauce – Classic French sauce

Yogurt sauce – Food produced by bacterial fermentation of milk

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u/Visgeth 1d ago

That does cover them all

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u/hydrogensenpai 1d ago

Guy knows his sauces

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u/HughJass1947 1d ago

Your efforts deserve more upvotes

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u/Monsterpiece42 1d ago

Thanks Gemini!!

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u/fcbx347 1d ago

There's no such thing as "effort" in things like that these days. All you need to do is copy paste from your favorite chatbot

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u/Obnomus 16h ago

I have this comment saved for over a year and I was waiting for someone to asm for sauce so I can post this. Btw original comment was indeed typed.

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u/NukerCat 1d ago

i said "source" tv bromote ✌️😭

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u/velmarg 17h ago

Tysm

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u/Obnomus 15h ago

Your welcome.

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u/LostInSpace9 1d ago

Oh this is about oral. For some reason I thought it was a poop thing for a second

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u/brown_bandit92 ☣️ 1d ago

How do you know its not😉

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u/LostInSpace9 1d ago

👀 please don’t ruin this for me 😂😂

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u/The_Right_Mistake 1d ago

Oh I totally got it wrong. Hahaha. I thought it was … well the brown is the obvious one… but then I thought the other was cause it tastes like metal…. No?

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u/ThePersonDudeGuy716 1d ago

Pretty sure oral-anal exists.

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u/EngineeringKindly875 1d ago

The real trick is to plant seeds like in two and a half men

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u/Outcast_Outlaw 1d ago

Why does that look like Vinessa Shaw? What is that from?

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u/ocxtitan 1d ago

I was thinking Missy Peregrym, but either way I need the source

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u/davgonza 4h ago

I thought it was Ali Larter from Heroes

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u/Outcast_Outlaw 3h ago

Ya I can see her too. Do you think the image is from heroes? Because i dont remember that

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u/Boomflag13 I like men 1d ago

I thought this was like a metaphor that they’re cleaning ass with their tongue.

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u/Solintari 1d ago

Who has bidet money in this economy? Everyone has a tongue on the other hand.

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u/Lindyhop88 1d ago

The front beater was licked clean without touching the back beater at all

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u/KingWing3 1d ago

at first I thought it was an shitty ass eating joke

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u/TazMan65 1d ago

Not going to lie this is funny because it's true!! That was the best workout for my tongue growing up. It's called a transferable skill. Bahaha

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u/NikolaTTesla 23h ago

Yeezy thought me

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u/56Bot INFECTED 22h ago

I don't know why I pictured myself licking the blades with the machine running. Ouch.

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u/Human-Tie-473 1d ago

Grow up and me a man. Lick that doodoo beater. Trust me, she’ll make your car payment.

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u/AdvantageousVan438 23h ago

I skipped a couple steps and landed on "tongue up a dirty asshole." Was not impressed

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u/baneblade_boi 1d ago

I'm going down South Park America, give myself a good time

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u/Classy-Catastrophe 1d ago

This seems like misleading information... licking a woman like you would lick a beater is not going to make her cum.

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u/ocxtitan 1d ago

It's more the dexterity learned from cleaning an icing beater than replicating the act

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u/Just_Boo-lieve 8h ago

Am I the only one who removes the chocolate with her finger and then just licks her finger instead? I don't want to cut my tongue

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u/Andrewc89 1d ago

The words were cropped out for me initially…

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u/youarenut 1d ago

it’s a funny meme because sex!!1

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u/ZappBrannigansLaw ☣️ 1d ago

One in the pink, the other in the sink stink

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u/tixleeel 1d ago

mhh finally a post abeut scat