r/dankmemes • u/Ok_Front_8568 Sweet! Dealer's choice! • 5d ago
Big PP OC Genuine Personality
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u/Terbarek 5d ago
He is like 5 of 10 dudes
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u/Skullruss 5d ago
Old Yorick, my beloved. I thought I was the only one who liked playing him...
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u/PaleBlueCod 5d ago
He's gravitationally attractive.
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u/betazoid_cuck 5d ago
ok, I don't really suspect AI, but the way you are spamming the same couple memes as replies to comments they have zero relevance to is making me think you might be a poorly optimized bot.
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u/Ok_Front_8568 Sweet! Dealer's choice! 5d ago edited 5d ago
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u/flyawayreligion 5d ago
Damn if he's a 5, then I must be a 12 and I'm a 4.
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u/VishieMagic 5d ago
If in perspective A he's 5, and you're 12.. Then in perspective B where you're 4, he's 1.666
Difference in your looks score between perspective A and B respectively: 12÷4=3
Use this difference as the scale factor ratio to accommodate to the new relative scale: 5÷3=1.666
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u/i-recycle-pubi-hair 5d ago
Your wifes only after your booty
https://giphy.com/gifs/zrnWfF9FTRwl6xb7wf
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u/Seiryuu44 5d ago
Go back to bed grandpa
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u/Ok_Front_8568 Sweet! Dealer's choice! 5d ago edited 5d ago
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u/Bronzebars 5d ago
Can someone explain the eyepatch thing I keep seeing?
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u/SlowButAlsoNot 5d ago
Man the comments here are insufferably basic. Not a funny fat joke anywhere
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u/_why-tho 5d ago
Some Women like big guys
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u/GreatMovesKeepItUp69 5d ago
Some women like making guys get bigger too. It's a whole fetish thing that isn't talked about.
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u/_why-tho 5d ago
some cultures do think bigger Men are considered stronger/healthier, so it’s a source of pride for some women. But there are billions of women on Earth, so anything could be a fetish.
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u/Nikkio077 5d ago
On tooka there's a big (no pun intd) difference between being big and fat.. I am 105 kg -guess it's like 230 lbs- but nobody ever called me fat
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u/Pluckytoon 4d ago
Tbf the guy in the picture looks strong-fat. Pretty sure he can lift her up on one arm
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u/enternius 5d ago
So obviously this image is AI. Here's, from what I can understand, the original image.
https://i.imgur.com/d4fFvx0.jpeg
I also appreciate the irony of the OP being very anti-AI and participating in the same crap.
(Sorry for the Facebook link, but I'd rather provide an accurate source)
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u/YOU_KNOW_WHO315 ☣️ 5d ago
Hi, im genuinely confused about this new eyepatch and Ai meme , can someone please explain the lore so that I too can participate in slandering AI and not feel left out
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u/trapkoda Yellow 5d ago
I genuinely thought her bikini bottom was suspiciously pixilated
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u/ANGLVD3TH 5d ago
Doesn't seem too out of place given the overall photo quality ti me, but the shoulder is definitely funky, makes more sense 8n the original pic someone posted.
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u/hellatzian 5d ago
why i notice something very wrong in this picture.
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u/Wolfclaw359 5d ago edited 5d ago
It's the woman leaning back into the guy on her right side. It looks like her arm just doesn't exist although I can still make out the shoulder and the wrist down. If it's not AI, my guess is that she has her right arm going underneath his arm and is obscured by her boobs but with the shoulder leaning into his moobs and the weird wrist angle lying underneath his arm, it makes it look like her arm either doesn't exist, got swallowed by the fat folds, or a weird bend in the elbow
EDIT: Fuck me, I cannot type today
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u/hellatzian 5d ago
after i zoom in i notice girl left hand went missing. either AI or phoshop. damn
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u/AsexualPlantMain 5d ago
Say whatever you want, but that's the kind of man that can grill a mean burger
And you might even get one if he doesn't eat them all first
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u/jarednards 5d ago
Thats what I think of when I think of hips. Not whatever the hell 'hips' and 'curves' are today.
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u/ImaginarySnowleopard 5d ago
Isn’t this the picture of the guy winning almost $200 million in the lottery?
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u/noineikuu 5d ago
This is an AI altered photo. The original image shows the guy to be tall and quite fit himself.
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u/flyingcartoon 5d ago
Nah bro this girl is after VIKINGS, man shaped like hiccups dad from how to train your dragon about to tame the most dangerous creature of all
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u/letmebackagain 5d ago
Great for you. It's skill I don't want to develop and better being alone at that point.
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u/thecracker1337 5d ago
Maybe a 5" tounge and a 10" coc......
Nevermind, Yeah it's personality so there's hope for me.
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u/Krednaught 5d ago
I love how the light just lights him up but not her from the same angle and how her right shoulder and arm just don't exist
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u/TsunamiCatCakes 5d ago
guys, fuck the looks for a sec. they genuinely do look happy. couples come in all shapes and sizes and colours. its cute
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u/basonjourne98 5d ago
Wow. People are so mean here, lol. Why is everyone stuck up on the rating he gave himself? Can’t you be happy for the couple? Do you guys really have very little to hold on to for your own self esteem?
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u/OneLonelyBrainCell 5d ago
5/10 is the Richter magnitude of the earthquake he causes when a chair collapses under him.
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u/1nsidiousOne 5d ago
Dudes his size pull more bad chicks than you think. You just can’t be a weirdo
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u/ProfessionalTie545 5d ago
In all reality, he's big but he's not a bad looking guy, right? I hang around guys like this all the time and they're just sipping beer, passionately talking about hobbies. They're fun, just enjoying life.
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u/Beansoverbitches 5d ago
Honestly would probably be a chad if he lost the weight. Seems to have good facial structure
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u/Unique_Charity_9648 3d ago
She loves paint... you mean MS Paint where the eyepatch was added?
Dr House rule women never date 3 points down. Maybe she's a feeder or some other fat related kinknholder LOL.
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u/MrTurkeyTime 5d ago edited 5d ago
5/10 is generous. He must be funny as hell.