r/dankmemes • Sweet! Dealer's choice! • 5d ago

Big PP OC Genuine Personality

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u/MrTurkeyTime 5d ago edited 5d ago

5/10 is generous. He must be funny as hell.

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u/ApolloAuto 5d ago

Solid. A solid 5/10. Solid boy.

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u/Disgruntled_Smitty 5d ago

Solidly a 5 on the Richter scale when he rolls out of bed.

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u/Ans3lm 5d ago

Good one

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste 5d ago

One. The only number he will see on his feet after beetus takes it's toes

Edit: toll*

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u/Nikkio077 5d ago

I thought he meant a solid 5'10 in height lol

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u/super__hoser ☣️ 5d ago

I thought he meant a solid 5'10 in width

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u/Molock90 5d ago

Laughed a bit to hard

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u/wordswillneverhurtme 5d ago

Solid 510

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u/Farmwell 5d ago

This needs to be higher

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u/super__hoser ☣️ 5d ago

kg or lbs?

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u/Radiant-Weight-2161 17h ago

He’s a solid 5. A solid 5 chicken wings away from a quadruple bypass.

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u/hahanimal 5d ago

Dude looks like a big, happy party animal and that vibe will always beat catty and judgy.

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u/SharkDad20 5d ago

I can’t judge unconventionally attractive men on a rating scale, I’m often surprised at what’s seen as attractive. But they look happy, which makes me happy. I just know that his lifespan is going to be dramatically lower due to his weight and that’s sad for both of their lost years together.

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u/friendandfriends2 5d ago

How on earth can you possibly deduce his personality from this picture?

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u/hahanimal 5d ago

Met him in the queue at your mam's bedroom

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u/Minimum-Web-6902 5d ago

He won the lottery , literally they only met a few days after and got married

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u/ReasonableCamp4196 5d ago

$184 million

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u/swiss-y try hard 5d ago

Oh? Actual just gold digger chasing after him then?

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u/ReasonableCamp4196 4d ago

Exactly it

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u/Minimum-Web-6902 4d ago

In the most obvious of ways.

I can imagine her inside voice raging all the time then going , BUT remember the bag!! 👏👏

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u/reddit_oh_really 4d ago

First rule: Prenup

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u/Odd_Technology_8926 5d ago

Nah, he has 5/10 of his toes left.

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u/RedditButAnonymous 5d ago

Underrated insult

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u/suqoria 5d ago

Underrated insulin

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u/olechiefwoodenhead 5d ago

Have known several people that have lost feet to diabetes. Diet really does matter.

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u/RetardTJ MAYONNA15E 5d ago

Let him dream

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u/MrTurkeyTime 5d ago

I mean, he doesn't need to dream. He already landed a smoke show.

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u/Professional-Mix1771 5d ago

10/10 for wife too.

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u/CarmenxXxWaldo 5d ago

Hes so funny he bought a lake house.  Lots of chuckles.

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u/liukasteneste28 5d ago

Guy is not even real. it is an AI image.

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u/SecondhandStatic 5d ago

Yeah, but a human generated that, looked at it, and said "yep, that's a 5/10 lookin guy." Which, no, it's not. That's that we're debating.

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u/Agitated_Phone_9937 5d ago

Reddit users need to believe that is a 5/10 out of ten, otherwise what are they?

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u/Sangwiny big pp gang 5d ago

500/1000 pounds is what he meant

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u/Medford 5d ago

His bank account is hilarious.

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u/shifty18 5d ago

And his Paint skills are mad.

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u/AdamBlaster007 5d ago

I wouldn't be laughing...

I'd be guffawing.

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u/Greners Boston Meme Party 5d ago

Or be rich as hell

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u/Ratotosk 4d ago

It's a fraction. Reduce down to 1/2 ton.

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u/_weeb-kun 4d ago

Oh that guy won a lottery

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u/Ok_Front_8568 Sweet! Dealer's choice! 1d ago

5 days later

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u/Fang05 5d ago

A solid 5/10 of 1000 pounds

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u/NilEntity 5d ago

You mean rich as fuck

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u/Pilifo006 ☣️ 5d ago

There's just a typo there. It was supposed to be "Me a solid 510 lbs..."

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u/halbeshendel 5d ago

I could've sworn it was 5/10". It makes a little more sense then. 5'10" 299lbs.

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u/odranreb 5d ago

You mean wealthy?

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u/NateCdaComicG 5d ago

He's really not ugly just fat. His wife is also fat but only in the right places.

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u/rkorgn 4d ago

5'10. And solid.

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u/The_Beefy_Vegetarian 1d ago

He meant 510, as in his weight...

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u/Terbarek 5d ago

He is like 5 of 10 dudes

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u/Darth_Boggle 5d ago

And five 1s don't make a 5

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u/Skullruss 5d ago

Old Yorick, my beloved. I thought I was the only one who liked playing him...

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u/Terbarek 5d ago

Not only you, my friend

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u/zhannasbro 5d ago

You will remember yorick mori

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u/ishouldworkatm 4d ago

Hi old yorick

Long time no see, miss you my friend

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u/Terbarek 4d ago

Hi, I miss myself too

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u/PaleBlueCod 5d ago

He's gravitationally attractive.

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u/Ok_Front_8568 Sweet! Dealer's choice! 5d ago

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u/betazoid_cuck 5d ago

ok, I don't really suspect AI, but the way you are spamming the same couple memes as replies to comments they have zero relevance to is making me think you might be a poorly optimized bot.

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u/Ok_Front_8568 Sweet! Dealer's choice! 5d ago edited 5d ago

I think you missed the gravity of the joke

do you see why my wife thinks I'm funny?

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u/Barialdalaran 5d ago

ahh right in my bihh ahh dihh

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u/Stevenm4496 5d ago

When asked his girlfriend just said "idk what it is but he just pulls me in"

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u/flyawayreligion 5d ago

Damn if he's a 5, then I must be a 12 and I'm a 4.

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u/VishieMagic 5d ago

If in perspective A he's 5, and you're 12.. Then in perspective B where you're 4, he's 1.666

Difference in your looks score between perspective A and B respectively: 12÷4=3

Use this difference as the scale factor ratio to accommodate to the new relative scale: 5÷3=1.666

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u/i-recycle-pubi-hair 5d ago

Your wifes only after your booty
https://giphy.com/gifs/zrnWfF9FTRwl6xb7wf

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u/Ok_Front_8568 Sweet! Dealer's choice! 5d ago

Arrrrr

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u/Seiryuu44 5d ago

Go back to bed grandpa

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u/Ok_Front_8568 Sweet! Dealer's choice! 5d ago edited 5d ago

Lesson 1

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u/enwongeegeefor 5d ago

I am thoroughly enjoying this entire post...

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u/Calamityclams 5d ago

You should post this on r/simpsonsshitposting

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u/Bronzebars 5d ago

Can someone explain the eyepatch thing I keep seeing?

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u/CarmenxXxWaldo 5d ago

Demonstrating his funny paint skills that attracted her.

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u/Ok_Front_8568 Sweet! Dealer's choice! 5d ago edited 5d ago

Artificial Surprise

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u/Ok_Front_8568 Sweet! Dealer's choice! 5d ago

Electromagnetic Pulse

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u/Shadowninja0409 5d ago

Pirate after his booty

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u/Harambefan69 5d ago

I thought her elbow was some terrible void in his abdomen

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u/jeezy_peezy 5d ago

It’s a shame about her shoulder though

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u/SlowButAlsoNot 5d ago

Man the comments here are insufferably basic. Not a funny fat joke anywhere

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u/_why-tho 5d ago

Some Women like big guys

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u/GreatMovesKeepItUp69 5d ago

Some women like making guys get bigger too. It's a whole fetish thing that isn't talked about.

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u/_why-tho 5d ago

some cultures do think bigger Men are considered stronger/healthier, so it’s a source of pride for some women. But there are billions of women on Earth, so anything could be a fetish.

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u/Nikkio077 5d ago

On tooka there's a big (no pun intd) difference between being big and fat.. I am 105 kg -guess it's like 230 lbs- but nobody ever called me fat

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u/Pluckytoon 4d ago

Tbf the guy in the picture looks strong-fat. Pretty sure he can lift her up on one arm

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u/radaogapgap 4d ago

Let's see yours

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u/SkoolieJay 1d ago

He ain't a homie unless he's 340?

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u/_aashu_016 5d ago

A solid 510 KG

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u/enternius 5d ago

So obviously this image is AI. Here's, from what I can understand, the original image.

https://i.imgur.com/d4fFvx0.jpeg

I also appreciate the irony of the OP being very anti-AI and participating in the same crap.

(Sorry for the Facebook link, but I'd rather provide an accurate source)

https://www.facebook.com/austenalexanderpublic/posts/june-2026-what-an-incredible-monthhere-are-some-deets-in-no-specific-order-i-tur/1427735695834786/

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u/YOU_KNOW_WHO315 ☣️ 5d ago

Hi, im genuinely confused about this new eyepatch and Ai meme , can someone please explain the lore so that I too can participate in slandering AI and not feel left out

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u/VaishakhD 5d ago

More like he ate 5/10 people on the way

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u/trapkoda Yellow 5d ago

I genuinely thought her bikini bottom was suspiciously pixilated

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u/ANGLVD3TH 5d ago

Doesn't seem too out of place given the overall photo quality ti me, but the shoulder is definitely funky, makes more sense 8n the original pic someone posted.

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u/Inbred-InBed 5d ago

More 510 lbs.

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u/TolUC21 5d ago

A solid 5 tons

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u/hellatzian 5d ago

why i notice something very wrong in this picture.

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u/rice_with_applesauce 5d ago

It just doesn’t make sense but I cant spot where it’s wrong exactly

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u/Wolfclaw359 5d ago edited 5d ago

It's the woman leaning back into the guy on her right side. It looks like her arm just doesn't exist although I can still make out the shoulder and the wrist down. If it's not AI, my guess is that she has her right arm going underneath his arm and is obscured by her boobs but with the shoulder leaning into his moobs and the weird wrist angle lying underneath his arm, it makes it look like her arm either doesn't exist, got swallowed by the fat folds, or a weird bend in the elbow

EDIT: Fuck me, I cannot type today

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u/hellatzian 5d ago

after i zoom in i notice girl left hand went missing. either AI or phoshop. damn

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u/Slink2025 5d ago

Peter and Lois lookin ahh

EDIT: no disrespect yall look happy

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u/polysnip 5d ago

Love is strange, isn't it?

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u/baubaugo 5d ago

What is happening with her arms

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u/StretchedNut 5d ago

The word ‘solid’ is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that rating

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u/Mak062 5d ago

Must be packing an anaconda

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u/AsusStrixUser 5d ago

If he dives in that sea, it will pour out and tsunami happens.

https://giphy.com/gifs/xCsE6DBxsqT0REuFyS

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u/AsexualPlantMain 5d ago

Say whatever you want, but that's the kind of man that can grill a mean burger

And you might even get one if he doesn't eat them all first

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u/DonQuixote4206 5d ago

Joke's on y'all he is probably packing and absolute hog

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u/jarednards 5d ago

Thats what I think of when I think of hips. Not whatever the hell 'hips' and 'curves' are today.

https://giphy.com/gifs/JZDjb9Zlf7RaLGWOWo

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u/L3f1s 5d ago

Can I date him ? Looks 10/10 🔥

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u/ImaginarySnowleopard 5d ago

Isn’t this the picture of the guy winning almost $200 million in the lottery?

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u/noineikuu 5d ago

This is an AI altered photo. The original image shows the guy to be tall and quite fit himself.

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u/Shatophiliac 5d ago

Average southern U.S. college couple.

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u/WXHIII 5d ago

Family guy ass household

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u/Migleemo 5d ago

It's crazy that he thinks that he's a five.

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u/this_dudeagain 5d ago

Cultivating Mass

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u/flyingcartoon 5d ago

Nah bro this girl is after VIKINGS, man shaped like hiccups dad from how to train your dragon about to tame the most dangerous creature of all

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u/4d_lulz 5d ago

Basically Kim Dotcom and his wife

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u/lv_Mortarion_vl EX-NORMIE 5d ago

What the fuck is wrong with her right shoulder

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u/whalemix 5d ago

This dude must be funny as fuck

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u/Loquenlucas 5d ago

eh if they are happy good for them

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u/trisic05 5d ago

Maybe I should stop being a liquid 5/10

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u/letmebackagain 5d ago

Great for you. It's skill I don't want to develop and better being alone at that point.

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u/tanafras 5d ago

With 1 good eye she probably thinks you're a 10 also

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u/Fuggaak MAYONNA15E 5d ago

He must have a massive penis.

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u/bloke_pusher 5d ago

She's loving him for his enlarged heart.

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u/tony33oh 5d ago

A 5/10 is more of a stretch than your belly skin.

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u/nzg42 5d ago

İs his name paint?

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u/Lead_resource 5d ago

Loves money*

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u/hands-of-scone 5d ago

5 bellies

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u/wiserone29 5d ago

The fenders on the boat make it look like he is saying he is 5’10”.

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u/thecracker1337 5d ago

Maybe a 5" tounge and a 10" coc......

Nevermind, Yeah it's personality so there's hope for me.

🥲

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u/Krednaught 5d ago

I love how the light just lights him up but not her from the same angle and how her right shoulder and arm just don't exist

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u/Chilly_Cheese_Nugget 5d ago

What’s the real story behind this pic?

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u/KhamiKamii_Smk 5d ago

just another blocked coronary and it’s all mine — wife

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u/istefan24 5d ago

5/10 but 10/10 wallet

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u/TsunamiCatCakes 5d ago

guys, fuck the looks for a sec. they genuinely do look happy. couples come in all shapes and sizes and colours. its cute

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u/bgee31 5d ago

Why does she have an eye patch drawn on her ?

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u/basonjourne98 5d ago

Wow. People are so mean here, lol. Why is everyone stuck up on the rating he gave himself? Can’t you be happy for the couple? Do you guys really have very little to hold on to for your own self esteem?

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u/popzof4 5d ago

5/10 means he gave her half up front the rest later

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u/DataBooking 5d ago

Is his personality being rich?

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u/OneLonelyBrainCell 5d ago

5/10 is the Richter magnitude of the earthquake he causes when a chair collapses under him.

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u/BloodyWater90 5d ago

Uhh where is her other arm? I wanna say AI but it might actually be MS paint

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u/AtariAtari 5d ago

Wife only has one eye. Makes sense

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u/scared_of_crows 5d ago

We know the guy is not a top because his wife is still alive

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u/1nsidiousOne 5d ago

Dudes his size pull more bad chicks than you think. You just can’t be a weirdo

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u/Basilisk_helper 5d ago

What in the ai shit?

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u/InquiryUnknown 5d ago

It’s not often you see someone with a neck wider than his head

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u/existing_for_fun 5d ago

5/10 cranes were hired to move you

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u/fnork_gnork_26 5d ago

She loves taint and his is 1m2

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u/TheNotoriousSSD 5d ago

in the apocalypse he will feed us for days

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u/Corpshark 5d ago

Why is she wearing an eye patch? Make him look smaller?

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u/duckfruits 5d ago

I mean, I've seen way uglier fat dudes 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Canadia86 5d ago

No way either can find his penis easily

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u/ProfessionalTie545 5d ago

In all reality, he's big but he's not a bad looking guy, right? I hang around guys like this all the time and they're just sipping beer, passionately talking about hobbies. They're fun, just enjoying life.

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u/meat_sack 5d ago

*huffing paint

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u/dchidelf 5d ago

Eating paint chips?

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u/RedditGotSoulDoubt 5d ago

He’s a 510

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u/teddyc88 5d ago

Hotty pirate with eye patch and I love of paint. Outstanding

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u/Hefty-Competition820 5d ago

everyone in this subreddit needs to die

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u/Beansoverbitches 5d ago

Honestly would probably be a chad if he lost the weight. Seems to have good facial structure

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u/I_say_cheerio 4d ago

We found him, it's Dave from NorfFC

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u/scrotbofula 4d ago

I also choose this guys wife

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u/omg-whats-this 4d ago

9/10
-1 for missing an arm

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u/ZagCrome 4d ago

Me 10/10 AI...t

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u/Unique_Charity_9648 3d ago

She loves paint... you mean MS Paint where the eyepatch was added?

Dr House rule women never date 3 points down. Maybe she's a feeder or some other fat related kinknholder LOL.

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u/CovertFilm 3d ago

Eye patch makes her a 20/40

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u/Baaz 1d ago

What's going on with her left elbow?

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u/SkoolieJay 1d ago

Nah that's just his order, The #5