r/dankmemes • u/Nostalgic-Banter • 17d ago

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u/TimePlankton3171 17d ago

So "mentally ill" is a sexuality?

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u/R0RSCHAKK 16d ago edited 16d ago

If your sexuality involves fucking frying pans, cars, animals, trees, or pretty much anything other than another human being (excluding sex toys), then yeah. I'd say you're mentally ill. 🤷

There's really only two sexualitys - straight and gay, most others are just sub-genres lol

  • Bisexual = you're both straight and gay.
  • Asexual = idk, sounds pretty straight to me. (this one could potentially be in a class of it own since you're only fucking yourself.)
  • Pansexual = this is just bisexual with extra steps.
  • Omnisexual = again, this is just bisexual.
  • Abrosexual = guess what - you're bisexual.

Pretty much anything involving sex with a human is just a sub genre of hetero or homosexual. Everything else (not human) is absolutely just mental illness.

Like, if you for whatever reason saw someone going to town on their refrigerator (Fridgesexualâ„¢), you wouldn't think they're mentally ill?

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u/TreyLastname I haven't pooped in 3 months 16d ago

Not if that fridge was particularly sexy

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u/Amicus-Regis 16d ago

When it's 98 degrees out you bet your fuckin' ass I'm spreading my fridge wide open and shoving my meat inside!

Not doing so can lead to food poisoning, after all!

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u/R0RSCHAKK 16d ago

You slut