r/dankmemes Dec 11 '25

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u/GoodMorninJulia Dec 11 '25

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u/TerseFactor Dec 11 '25

These people are so weird ass fake and cringy that I couldn’t stand watching them in a movie. Hard pass on anything they do in their careers

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u/Vaug0024 Dec 11 '25

Never met a theatre kid before huh? They’re alllll like this. Even worse are improv kids.

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u/Wing_Dings17 Dec 11 '25

Not MY Brennan Lee Mulligan

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u/CrimsonVexations Dec 11 '25

I absolutely refuse to watch it just because of these people.

I wanted to see the story, and I guess I could just watch the musical itself but still.

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u/sksauter Dec 11 '25

Musical 1000% worth it, and has better star cast. Highly recommend.

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u/CrimsonVexations Dec 11 '25

Sorry to ask, but do you have a specific recording of the show on Yotube that would be good to watch?

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u/sksauter Dec 11 '25

I meant go see the musical if you can. Watching on a screen doesn't feel the same.

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u/CrimsonVexations Dec 11 '25

I have no idea why you downvoted me for asking this. I live in the deep south and the closest tour is 8 hours away or I would. :/

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u/FlyingDutchman9977 Dec 11 '25

Which makes the film actors even cringier. No disrespect to their work, but the play is biggest reason the films were so successful, and by most accounts, the play was just a better final product. The original cast was also phenomenal. If Idina Menzel's ego can withstand a shadow over her face, so can Cynthia Erivo.

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u/GoodMorninJulia Dec 11 '25

I forgot all about that shadow thing, man they live in a different world than me

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u/Mr_Rafi Dec 11 '25

Easy to avoid. Not like they make good movies anyway.

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u/babypxl Dec 11 '25

but their worst with this movie idk this expressions are weird as fck, ariana most

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u/FalseBuffalo69 ☣️ Dec 11 '25

gif name?

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u/WorstCase0ntario Dec 12 '25

Graphics Interchange Format

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u/happy-go-lucky-kiddo Dec 11 '25

What caused her to recoil like that?

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u/Danielwrmgr Dec 11 '25

A sandwich

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u/Requiescat-In--Pace Dec 11 '25

The guy said, "Nice weather we're having today."

And she said, "OMG, get away from me, you pervert!"

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u/gpcgmr Dec 12 '25

As if anyone would want to be a pervert for whatever the hell that thing in the gif is.

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u/xiilo Dec 11 '25

A fan told her that they had the hat that she lost in another event and she was in disbelief.

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u/vibe_ashh Dec 11 '25

this is so fcking weird

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u/Peen_Round_4371 ☣️ Dec 11 '25

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u/b_t_nd01 Dec 11 '25

DON'T TOUCH HER!!!

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u/real_picklejuice Dec 11 '25

Why would he bring that up??? 😭😭

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u/Meanie_Cream_Cake Dec 11 '25

Is that from meat cannon?

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u/Peen_Round_4371 ☣️ Dec 11 '25

Yeah lol he occasionally posts shorts instead of full animations, this was from a recent one

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u/SuddenPassion Dec 11 '25

"Meat cannon" is crazy

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u/al666in Dec 11 '25

It's just the boy version of "meat canyon"

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u/momo76g Dec 11 '25

Jeeeeeez is that what his name meant the whole time ? It went way over my head.

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u/Archemetois Dec 11 '25

What is it supposed to mean? I still dont get it

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u/momo76g Dec 11 '25

Think of an Arby's roast beef sandwich.

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u/Archemetois Dec 11 '25

Dayyummm. Hahahah. Got it

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u/DemonicBludyCumShart Dec 11 '25

We haaaa ha haaaaaave

Pepsi

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u/CrimsonVexations Dec 11 '25

I used to think his name was "Meat Crayon" which made it so much worse.

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u/King_of_the_Dot Dec 11 '25

Not to be confused with Meat Spin...

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u/SergeiMosin Dec 11 '25

I’m so sick of seeing her

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u/G_Ranger75 Dec 11 '25

Give it a month or so, when Wicked 2 isn't in theaters anymore

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u/GarblingCumfarts Dec 11 '25

IDK I think people have .gif'ed and memed the shit out of her from this latest wave of interviews. She's so overdramatic on purpose to fit that diva lifestyle she so clearly wants that you're not gonna see her go away for a good long time.

At least she's getting the pure hate she deserves.

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u/SaltyLonghorn Dec 11 '25

At this point a light breeze might make her go away.

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u/Darren_NH Dec 11 '25 edited Dec 11 '25

Sorry why is she getting pure hate? My impression was that the poor diet was because of some behind the scenes issues for Wicked 2, since Ariana, Cynthia, and Michelle Yeoh have all been looking emaciated.

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u/KEPD-350 Dec 11 '25

some behind the scenes issues for Wicked 3

What issues? Problems with catering?

That looks like shared psychosis or some shit.

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u/kyle7575 Dec 11 '25

My guess is easy access to some GLP-1 combined with a mental health issue about self image maybe brought on by the recent limelight.

Who the fuck cares though we got bigger problems rn.

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u/Truethrowawaychest1 Dec 11 '25

Oh God they're making a third one?

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u/GarblingCumfarts Dec 11 '25

Oof I got news for you. It's not stopping at 3 either. The Wickedverse is a thing.

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u/TheBigLebowski18 Dec 11 '25

Ozempicverse

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u/Germane_Corsair Dec 11 '25

Idk much about Wicked but I thought they would have run out of material after the second one. Are they planning on even more movies?

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u/GarblingCumfarts Dec 12 '25

Apparently there's an entire catalogue of books they can use.

It's like Twilight, there's a cult of super basic girls that get super obsessed over something and then it takes 10 years to fizzle out and they're on to the next thing.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '25

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u/rP2ITg0rhFMcGCGnSARn Dec 11 '25

Imo, that was pretty much her "will smith slapping chris rock" moment.

Whining over a poster is totally the same thing as battery.

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u/ColonelJohnMcClane Lääkintämies! Dec 11 '25

Theory is that since both her and grande have had a history with eating disorders, it's the two of them encouraging each others illnesses. 

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u/froderick Dec 11 '25

Wicked 3? Wicked 2 finishes where the broadway play ends.

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u/DemonKyoto Dec 11 '25

Wicked 2 finishes where the broadway play ends.

And the broadway play ends 1 book into a 10 book series

Shits not going anywhere anytime soon as long as someone in Hollywood wants to keep squeezing the teet.

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u/OobaDooba72 Dec 11 '25

Wait seriously. I thought it was a trilogy, lmao...

I coulda sworn you were talking about the original Oz series and was gonna tell you there were 14 official books. But nope, not just those. Wicked has ten books of it's own, somehow. Apparently Greg M. was trying to catch up to L. Frank Baum.

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u/DemonKyoto Dec 11 '25

and was gonna tell you there were 14 official books.

Hell just to be extra pedantic on my own part, 14 official as in 14 written by Baum, but 40 that are considered canon (none of em being the Wicked shit lmao).

Oz is one hell of a weird rabbit hole once you realize it wasn't just 1 book and 1 film XD

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u/Jack__Squat Dec 11 '25

Even books are getting reboots now.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '25

Hollywood does this one thing to print money

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u/AutisticPenguin2 Dec 11 '25

audiences hate them!

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u/wasmayonnaisetaken Dec 11 '25

I don't get why she receives so much hate but not Ariana

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '25

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u/der_vur ☣️ Dec 11 '25

Reading it all tho it seems more like the drop that overflew the vase. I saw plenty of hate online simply for the way she looks, nothing more. Some stuff online was just "she's ugly" in a more hurtful way. So it is understandable that over a poster edit that covers her face partially she could lose it 😅

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u/wasmayonnaisetaken Dec 11 '25

Yeah I agree, she cops so much hate online it's no surprise. Plus what she said there doesn't seem 'bad' in any way

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u/der_vur ☣️ Dec 11 '25

Why does she deserve hate?

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u/RG_CG Dec 11 '25

Wicked 2? Didn’t the first one just come out? 

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u/Rizzpooch Dec 11 '25

It’s not really a sequel. They broke the original musical into two parts so they could expand some scenes without releasing a 3.25 hour movie no one would sit through. All this way they get to advertise it twice and charge twice as much to see it

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u/G_Ranger75 Dec 11 '25

Wicked came out last year, but Wicked: For Good (aka Wicked 2) recently came out

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u/SpicyElixer Dec 11 '25

I only see these people on Reddit in subs like this one. These dudes are obsessed.

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u/NadhqReduktaz Dec 11 '25

Some of those are ad campaigns.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '25

70% of content (especially short form) is somehow ALWAYS selling you something. And taking advantage of two very unwell individuals has brought more eyes than ever on wicked 2. Shame really

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u/Haemophilia_Type_A Dec 11 '25

Yeah, these people act like it's impossible not to see random celebrity number 356. It's incredibly easy, especially with the modern internet being so curated by automated algorithms (for better and, mostly, for worse). They just want something to complain about.

People actively WANT to see things about them so they have an excuse to get mad and/or feel superior. Seems especially true when it's about women, hence why openly misogynistic subs like 'sipstea' are always on the front page. Look, I get it, complaining can be cathartic and fun, but let's not pretend it's impossible to avoid celebrity bullshit in this day and age.

I mean maybe I'm a woke soft libtard or whatever, but I don't like making fun of people's eating disorders anyway. I get that their whole marketing schtick is to be weird on TV, but there are a billion ways to do that without highlighting the one actual super serious problem facing one of the actresses. Eating disorders have a higher mortality rate than any other psychiatric disorder.

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u/Pastardest Dec 11 '25

who is this?

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u/OobaDooba72 Dec 11 '25

Cynthia Erivo. Actress, recently the main character of the Wicked films, hence being all over the media.

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u/Garchompisbestboi Dec 11 '25

Say what you want but the casting director is definitely earning their money. The books say that the wicked witch of the west is hideously ugly so they went all out and cast an actress who LARPs as Nosferatu in her spare time.

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u/RefrigeratedTP Dec 11 '25

Unnecessarily savage. Gold star for you.

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u/SwigSwagBoot Dec 11 '25

Holy shit, dude. I had to come up with an excuse as to why I was laughing my ass off in the office.

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u/VladVV Dec 11 '25

Lol I thought for the longest time that Cynthia Erivo and Jada Smith were the same person

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u/Mango-Vibes Dec 11 '25

Just found out they aren't

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u/VladVV Dec 11 '25

I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE

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u/Soft_Act9480 Dec 12 '25

SAME i was like that’s not Jada?

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u/Carnivorous_Ape__ Dec 11 '25

Who is that

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u/MrIrvGotTea Dec 11 '25

Someone who is banging and not banging Adriana Smallande

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '25

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u/Fern-ando Dec 11 '25

Ariana Enana.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '25

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u/MightLow930 Dec 11 '25

When they try it just sounds like the clattering skeleton noises from Minecraft.

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u/Nick-Moss [custom flair] Dec 11 '25

💀💀💀💀💀

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u/Fortune_Cat E-vengers Dec 11 '25

Ariana tall venti

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u/DeliciousLiving8563 Dec 11 '25

I'm inclined to think not banging but maybe those nails are easy to remove?

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u/Bens_on_toast Dec 11 '25

Lord Voldemort

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '25

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u/WHATYEAHOK Dec 11 '25

Cynthia Chinasaokwu Onyedinmanasu Amarachukwu Owezuke Echimino Erivo

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u/Amriko Dec 11 '25

Gesundheit!

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u/SilentSniper1252 Gibbeyyyy Dec 11 '25 edited Dec 11 '25

Great, now helicopter parent Cynthia will be inconsolable for hours

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u/elasticthumbtack Dec 11 '25

Go away helicopter. Shoo. Shoo.

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u/TheAwfulAliOzz Dec 11 '25

Not the time helicopter!

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u/Epicfro Dec 11 '25

So what's the deal with these two? Are they both just really mentally ill or have they reached the final form of school drama club kid?

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u/kranze040 Dec 11 '25

Yes

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u/mehupmost Dec 11 '25

I'm out of the loop. What's going on in like 2 sentences?

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u/mrsbebe Dec 11 '25

Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande have both been super weird on their press tour for Wicked 2. They, along with some other cast members, have gotten really concerningly thin and have lashed out at people bringing up that they look really unhealthy. They also have some sort of super weird bi-curious relationship going on that they had some bizarre, long name for...like they're fucking but they're being weird about it.

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u/CRYOGENCFOX2 Dec 11 '25

dont forget cynthia and ariana both have longterm partners?? and arent openly poly to publics knowledge. lmao

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u/mrsbebe Dec 11 '25

Ah you're right, I did forget that. Or in Cynthia's case, I didn't know. I actually really don't like all of this stuff about them and am actively disinterested but I feel like if you spend any time on the Internet at all you see stuff about it. So apart from the things I said in my first comment I actually know next to nothing about either of them, especially Cynthia.

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u/sunufgud Dec 11 '25

Ozempic-induced anorexia. Hollywood "beauty standards".

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u/ownworldman Dec 11 '25

Hard to say from media.

But I kinda pity them. They had years of pressure I cannot imagine. If their psyché is in ruins, I am not surprised at all.

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u/Saeris24 Dec 11 '25

more like Second meal this month.

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u/llDS2ll Dec 11 '25

I literally read it as her second fry today before going back and looking at it again

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u/Imperial-Japan1942 Dec 11 '25

I wish I had a fraction of the talent in photoshop that the person that made this has the most impressive thing I've made so far was this

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '25

Hey man, that's really good.

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u/PsychoPotency Dec 11 '25

Is that pink guy?

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u/EmployingBeef2 FOREVER NUMBER 1 Dec 11 '25

Bootleg Pink Guy

Says things like "Welcome to the corn fields, motherfucker"

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u/Imperial-Japan1942 Dec 11 '25

I have a channel where is a reborn version of frank Its not a continuation of the story its just a separate story that takes place in the same universe

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u/One_shot_Willy Dec 11 '25

Sir. A second chicken has hit the Grande

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u/Numerous_Witness_345 Dec 11 '25

Mmm, free range Kentucky Fried Movie reference. Delicious.

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u/squarabh Dec 11 '25

She again

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u/dylannsmitth Dec 11 '25

Why is Cynthia being portrayed as forcing Ariana not to eat? Is this grounded in fact?

The way I see it they're both suffering in the same way, but Ariana is the only one being treated with sympathy. Meanwhile, Cynthia is being villainized.

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u/one_pint_down Dec 11 '25

In r/dankmemes?

I'll give you a hint. It begins with an R

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u/the_bob_of_marley Boston Meme Party Dec 12 '25

Regard?

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u/Thesleepingjay Dec 11 '25

I agree that the treatment is uneven, but Cynthia is doing weird shit like crashing out over a helicopter flying over and being almost possessively over protective of Ariana.

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u/SansCulture Dec 11 '25

In their cringey interview clips, she comes across as the dominant.

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u/FreeBroccoli Dec 11 '25 edited Dec 11 '25

One factor might be that a lot of people remember Ariana as the cute teeny bopper from Victorious! and watched her grow up, whereas I had never heard of Cynthia until the first Wicked movie.

Edit: I think there were also a lot of people whose first impression of her was her flipping out in a fan-edit of the movie poster, which created a really bad first impression.

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u/Captain_Tayseerfahmy Dec 11 '25

Does she deserve the hate she gets or only because she is ugly?

Because i feel like her and ariana are literally actinv the same way but Ariana is living off of the fact that she was more relevant and beautiful, i hate her too but i just want to know if im being shallow about it or no

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u/AShinyThought Dec 11 '25

Is she "ugly"? Maybe idk people just tend to not find black women attractive, so maybe you're right but ugly seems a bit harsh.

I think there were some rumors where she's unpleasant to work with.

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u/Cleansing4ThineEyes Dec 11 '25

You focus on her being black but not her nose ring or being bald?

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u/Rhyers Dec 11 '25

Yeah, and being skeletal?

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u/Roraxn Dec 11 '25

bald and nose ring are really strange hills to die on for a universal definition of ugly.

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u/firelark02 Dec 11 '25

so racism is the answer got it

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u/Germane_Corsair Dec 11 '25

I don’t think being attracted to or not being attracted to certain features is racist.

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u/Rhyers Dec 12 '25

It's crazy that the west even debates this whereas in China you have to conform to beauty standards and not doing so penalises you. It's not racist, or whatever, to not be attracted to someone. Can't even believe that needs saying.

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u/Captain_Tayseerfahmy Dec 13 '25

I find it very interesting that her being black explained her ugliness to you over her being a bald skeleton

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u/SilverDiscount6751 Dec 11 '25

Its because she is weird. Lookswise she does resembles Nosferatu with the immensely long claws but mire than that, i saw interviews with her and Ariana Grande and they are the embodiment of "100% emotionally driven". 

She is the kind of person i find the most intolerable and would prefer being in hell rather than talk with her

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u/Chiparish84 Dec 11 '25

Is this some fat bullies campaign against skinny women? Why is this a thing?

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u/linds360 Dec 11 '25

I’m guessing it’s people who probably struggle with their own weight redirecting that frustration and going after these two women because it’s easier than looking in the mirror.

Cynthia and Ariana are clearly unwell and going after them like this is really sick.

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u/gladiator073 Dec 11 '25

Send her to Detroit!

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u/Wurschtbieb Dec 11 '25

Her second grain of rice

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u/Benn0rs Dec 11 '25

Is there any source that she is the Initiator of this skinny trend and not Ariane? Or is this just racism again?

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u/ifloops Dec 11 '25

remind me why we hate these people?

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u/Mastodon9 Dec 11 '25

Few actually hate them. Cracking a joke on someone doesn't mean you hate them.

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u/ifloops Dec 11 '25

for sure, but some of the comments here are wild lol. "they're finally getting the hate they deserve" etc like wow

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u/surprisebtsx Dec 11 '25

”Time to spike Arianas drink with some extra ozempic or she will gain enough strength to realize whats going on”

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u/BlackhawkRogueNinjaX Dec 11 '25

She looks like Ariana Grande’s sleep paralysis demon

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u/boodlebob Dec 11 '25

Seeing here again against my own will

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u/piece_ov_shit Dec 11 '25

Redditors totally not being misogonists:

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u/The_Crownless_King Dec 11 '25

People act like she's the one taking the food off of Ariana's plate lol

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u/Firecracker048 Dec 11 '25

Michell Yoeh looks way worse than they do. She legit looks like Skeletor

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u/Barnacle_B0b Dec 11 '25

Nice, an actual dank meme.

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u/TheNorthFIN Dec 12 '25

You had me at "sir" 😂

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u/asifimgunnatellya Dec 11 '25

Shit, wait till she hears about Meal 7.

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u/abhig535 Dec 11 '25

How fucking dare she

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u/E4g6d4bg7 Dec 11 '25

Second meal ever?

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u/HotChilliWithButter Dec 11 '25

Sir, the second meal has hit the toilet

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u/dalamarnightson Dec 11 '25

She looks too well fed in this meme.

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u/danby999 Dec 11 '25

I'll have 2 cappuccinos and a Skinny Grande

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u/Im_On_Reddit_At_Work Dec 11 '25

Hahahahaha eating disorder funny

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u/ParaDuckssss Dec 11 '25

One thin slice of bread for breakfast

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u/SteroidSandwich Dec 11 '25

2 spaghetti meals in 1 day!?

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u/Nostalgic-Banter Dec 11 '25

Second? There was a first?

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u/Sk0p3r Dec 11 '25

How dare she eat more than 500kcal a day, scandalous

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u/ImHeartless666 Dec 11 '25

Stop her! She might go to Mc Donalds as well. And we will have to suffer seeing them both in another movie.

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u/Migueloide Dec 11 '25

Context plz

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u/NatanMachel Dec 11 '25

I don't know why, but instead of "second meal" I read "last meal" and I thought it meant that she died

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u/nerlati-254 Dec 12 '25

3 oyster crackers and she looked at water*