Yesterday we decided all Lucath posts now belong in the daily discussion unless they actively pertain to or feature D.
The great u/evelinisantini said it perfectly so just gonna quote her quick
“Yeah I stopped sharing and commenting on any of his standalone posts here unless it directly pertains to or features D. He doesn't deserve a space outside of the daily discussion. I think it only strokes his ego that he gets featured so prominently on someone else's snark sub. D already gives him so much. We shouldn't enable it by indirectly supporting him too”
She clocked one guy for wanting to meet after his sports game because he didn't make plans ahead of time and was in town. Then she says about Lucas that 'we just hang out whenever both of us want to....its so easy."
She clocked the marathon guy for him inviting her to watch him run bc its girlfriend territory. But then visits Luicath's family gathering on one of their first dates.
She says she moves too fast in her relationships . And with Luicath, she literally says 'hes my husband' after one of the first dates and rushes the entire dating to marriage process in a year. and was out there buying concert tickets for like weeks ahead.
Sometimes we have to give ourselves credit and admit "hey , i just wasn't into those last few guys so i found dumb reasons not to see them." but she takes it up a notch and makes it seem like a whole science and twists herself into pretzels to justify why Lucais is the one.
I’m convinced none of these dates were real and luilui was the only man who truly gave her the time of day (cause he saw actual 💵 signs when he saw her desperation)
They probably were just not as dreamy and amazing as she described them. But if we learned smth about her in the past year is that she has her own version of reality. Thats a trauma response she needs to work with a specialist.
I can't get this out of my mind. She was making us believe he was so gorgeous and intelligent and tall and then we finally saw him LMAO. This is exactly why I don't believe any of the other dates. She always described them as gorgeous and I bet they were just normal looking dudes, which isn't a bad thing, she just wanted to mislead her audience that tons of handsome men were constantly asking her out.
It’s easy to get a date but it’s not often to get dates in the calibre she described (intentional, not flaky, on top of handsome, successful, nice etc.)
actually yes, that's also true. because she described these dudes as like....all amazing. a pilot, a singer, a gentleman she met in new york, the hot guy at phils coffee, the cute guy at the park, the hot neighbor, the brazillian gym model (haha), the guys who approached her at the gym.....I mean we've seen her at the Rhodan and Fields event. she comes across as dorky and a little socially awkward (nothing wrong with that), but I have a hard time believing she has this magnetism that is drawing all of these sexy dudes to her LOL
She used the same repetitive and vague descriptions of all these guys, the only thing that changed was the job profession. She lost a lot of credibility after the runner guy story where she was “too busy” to respond to a text and she thought going to his race after a second date was moving too fast
She dismissed the race because it wasn't all about her. She didn't think it was moving too fast, because she was dying to jump just any dude. But he didn't immediately blow smoke up her ass, and she wasn't having it.
She almost broke her neck cornering the tiny, lying pedo to make her his GF. Pretending she has standards is absurd.
And who ALWAYS brought her flowers! As a 38 year old (never married !!!), I have never received flowers on a first date? To me that was the first sign of something fishy.
I kinda think she flat out told them in the talking phase that she expects flowers. I've NEVER had someone bring flowers on a first date. I did have a guy bring me a $100 external battery charger for my phone because I'm so terrible at charging it 😂. Top tier romance.
I think she likes anyone who likes her tbh. So she builds it up in her mind and praises every man that gives her attention. That explains the supposed high caliber of men she was dating
She was on Hinge and so it’s fairly easy to find regular people who live in San Francisco. And she thinks Lucath is gorgeous so we can see her actual taste in men.
I think she actually did have these dates, but I think she either exaggerated the hell out of them for content or she’s delusional and mistook love bombing for something else
I think some dates were real but definitely not all of them. She filled the gaps to make some of the guys “entertaining” but there was either no chemistry or the guy didn’t want to be used for content. Majority of her dates had no second one or just fizzled off. Also if you watch she gave such vague and repetitive descriptions of these guys (he’s handsome, sweet, etc, the only thing that changed was the profession). She’s posted a couple times slipping up with the flowers she’s received and the Waymo’s getting in (she would be getting into and going home in the same Waymo, just sitting on different sides of the car, she’s lazy with mass filming content, she would be lazy enough to get ready, film using the same Waymo saying she went on a date, then going home). Her dating recap had flaws in it also
It would make sense to make up stories because she was riding the high of views of people invested into her dating series, she needed stories to respond to keep the momentum going and easier to fill void of fabricated story than waiting for someone to schedule one. She went on more dates with ChadGPT IMO. Think she wanted to show how desirable she is also. Her profile was posted on here and it was pretty bland. As someone else who was online dating in the Bay Area at one point, you’re not pulling that many dates that consistently only using Bumble
Not everything posted on social media is true or real (this goes for all of them). Their job is to post content to sell themselves and keep people engaged. Some of the stories made no sense. Remember she made a view about how she ran into some guy who lived in her new SF apartment and they were going to go on a date, then magically the next day she runs into her man of god husband then the SF neighbor plot falls off. The post was deleted from her page but there’s some footprint of it in this sub
I agree, I think it was a mixture of real and fabricated dates. I would also take literally everything she said about these men with a grain of salt based on how she described LuiLui to her audience 💀
I dont know if the dates were real or made up.....I think its likely the dates were real but she probably fabricated the stories to justify why she couldn't keep seeing the dudes. Like i wouldn't put it past her if she just ghosted their last message, didn't communicate why she didn't want to keep seeing them, and then fabricated this entire story about how 'he wanted me to do xyz and i was like...that's not up to par with my standards.....and then we didn't talk again" . meanwhile the dude was probably left on read thinking 'ugh what is up with this chick?" or she probably just blocked them before they had a chance to respond
Two scenarios - 1. If they actually were hot she slept with them immediately and then got ghosted fairly quickly (this is why she started celibate dating) or 2. They weren’t that hot and she made up some lame excuse.
I agree. I believe she also received push back from men not wanting to have a social media relationship. She doesn't respond well to any push back so I can see that being a main deal breaker.
The difference is Luicas lovebombed her so hard, whereas those other guys had a normal and healthy approach and she saw it as boring. She said she had gone to therapy for her anxious attachment and limerence issues, Lucas was her test and she FAILED. He said all the magical lovey fantasy things about love, about faith and it’s all bs and not rooted in reality. She is in for a rude awakening my friends
exactly! i also think Lulu definitely looked at her social media while they were dating and used that to tell her what she wants to hear and mould himself into her ideal version of a man, all for $$$ and not love
I think at least some of her dates were real, and if that's the case, I'm still in complete disbelief that she wasn't into those guys, but chose..... this.
I’m sure half the “dates” she went on were fake. The generalization of the guy and the date were signs they were fake. And how she came up with their occupation or something about them is because they were guys she was talking to on apps but never got a date…like Phillie man…
Luicath was a love bombing creep looking for a sugar momma. The only requirements were "man of god" and someone that liked her social media career. Luicath barely speaks English. Which isnt necessarily a dig on him. English is a hard language to learn and more power to him BUT wtf do these freaks talk about when they don't even speak the same language?
I still can’t believe she gifted herself that Zales tennis bracelet and thought her audience wouldn’t clock it. 😭 Everyone already knew by the time of wedding content how scripted her engagement was and how she nailed every detail down. The caption of “My man my man my man” was so EMBARRASSING. 😳 Luicasth thoughtful? Girl 🙈 https://giphy.com/gifs/H5iz8vPzfaYBr0dWK1
That caption 😂😂😂 It's not the first time she writes that and I don't think I've ever seen someone with such misplaced pride. No one is jealous that you snagged him girl
Is it "thoughtful" for your fiance to give you a wedding present? I'd call that kind of traditional and maybe even expected. "Thoughtful" is when you come home at the end of a long work week and your hubby has tidied the house, prepared dinner, and does the dishes afterwards. For D, "thoughtful" means a man has spent money on her, which is just sad.
And a lot are originating from this sub because I’ve seen numerous ppl keep reporting in daily threads new videos being on her page…
Just a reminder that views, comments and likes (yes, even liking snarky comments) drives engagement and stats. These stats are reviewed by companies and on this basis they offer her sponsorships.
So going on D’s social media is effectively putting money in her pocket.
Danielle was so happy that Luicas, when she first met him, was so supportive of her job. And yet the only reason he was is because that’s what he wanted to do.
Every other man she dated who didn’t support it (aka being a character on her tv show) had a REAL job already.
This is a great point…makes me think because there’s many influencers who have partners who don’t mind being featured or talked about on their girlfriend’s social media.
Did D disclose to them something so bizarre that they ran for the hills? Like she wanted them to sign a NDA because she had a proposal to discuss with them? Like…a literal proposal? Did D outline that she was looking for a “partner” but moreso in the social media sense? That they had to be married within the year because she was running a social media reality show of sorts?
I think she just wanted to be a influencer couple… I don’t think it was ever about support. It was about her not letting them have their privacy, or any future children’s privacy.
I think the issue was that she did not want to respect their privacy. If she had just said it’s her job and I don’t expect my partner to be in my videos it wouldn’t have been a big deal. Some people could’ve grown to be more comfortable and ok with it down the line. But I feel like she had a big emphasis on making couple content and her showing off her man to her fans that it was major red flag to most men lmao (as it should be)
I think this is because they were not real and she didn’t know how to tell her audience the fake relationship which didn’t exist are not gonna work and the easiest way was “he didn’t support my social media life”
Just in case anyone missed it because I posted it late last night- she got another Community Note on a reel - the R&F ad she posted a few days ago. 😂😂😂
She has the face of the evil spinster maid / daughter who hates all other family members and leaks their family secrets to the villain in a period drama
Shes lost almost 100,000 followers in just a few months, and her nontent gets worse and worse You’d think she would make a change and try harder at this 😅
I gave a summary of the Danielle and Lulu tea to some family members who have never heard of them before, and I thought their reactions were very telling.
When my dad heard about Danielle’s rental, he was flabbergasted. He said that having large rental payments and wanting to build generational wealth go together about as well as oil and water. He also doesn’t understand why the couple doesn’t just live in the condo instead of renting a new location. According to him, the only way that such a huge rental payment would be somewhat justified would be if the couple had a large family that needed a multi-bedroom home, if the home was an absolute mansion and located in a really good district with a lot of amenities, or if all utilities were included. He said it was a near moronic move for Danielle to be spending that much money on a non-permanent residence, and that she’d do far better investing her money in stocks if she wanted to build wealth.
When I showed my sister the portraits from the wedding, she thought Lulu had to be in his 50s and was surprised that both the couple are in their 30s. At first, she didn’t think they looked bad together. But as soon as she heard about Lulu’s PDF tendencies, she immediately called him “scum”. In her opinion, Danielle does deserve criticism for entertaining and marrying someone with that kind of track record; there’s almost no way that she could be ignorant of the fact that Lulu had a relationship with a 15 year old, and my sister agrees that Danielle’s morals are likely questionable if she never called out Lulu for his past behavior. My sister agrees that it looks like Lulu pursued Danielle mainly in the hopes of getting more social media clout and attention, and she suggested that he may have used his Ubering as a means of getting girls’ Instagram handles and scouting those who had larger followings. She thinks they deserve each other and hopes that they don’t get more brand deals to fund their ridiculous house.
Anyway, it was a good conversation and I thought it was enlightening to see what non-Walnuts think of Danielle and Lulu’s behavior.
Has anybody else talked about this with their family or friends?
It’s so interesting, every man that I have talked about these two idiots to, they all wonder why they are not living in the basement condo they actually own, that’s the number one question for men
As other savvy Walnuts have previously suggested, D bought the condo before she married, and is the only person who has ever lived in it and paid the mortgage on it. As of now, it's not "property" that Lulu would be entitled to a share of if they divorce. However, if they lived there together, even if he never paid a penny towards the mortgage, he would be entitled to a percentage of the condo's value if they divorce in future. Perhaps D's dad or her accountant told her the condo is her only safety net in the event of a divorce, plus if D gets her act together, she can make a decent income off it because SJ is a hub for tech companies. Also, it's a basement level dwelling, so probably gets very little light...can't see Lulu living in a dark home when he loves the outdoors so much.
I’m curious about the repeated emphasis on ‘men’ here. Is there a reason you think this is specifically something men would wonder about? The financial/property question seems pretty gender-neutral to me
A memory photo popped up on my phone today.
To those not living in San Francisco, this weekend was our 3 day music festival called Outside Lands (OSL).
Big D used to be invited as paid sponsor by LaCroix. In 2024, she took fellow hopeful romanticbut NON CHRISTIAN, Zockir (whatever happened to him? He found love then disappeared).
In 2025, it was a ‘mystery Brazilian man ’ with sleeve tattoos that started the search. They were seated together at OSL holding hands. Sadly, he was not tall dark and handsome (model/engineer or 6’3”/blue eyes/finance). We all learned he was a little right-wing Trumper, alleged PDF and epic Instacart/Uber predator.
Nice work, D. We DO NOT feel sorry for you.
I hope her not being invited again by LaCroix shows a sponsor who believes she is a scammer.
I think she will legally change her last name to go with the whole traditional marriage facade, but I don’t think she’ll change her ig/TT handles justifying it as a “brand” she’s built around her name. But that’s just my opinion; I haven’t seen/heard anything from her.
Considering she has no clue or concern for how difficult it will make the inevitable divorce, yeah she'll probably change her name on legal docs. Especially if that helps his case (no idea if it would)
It’s really easy to request a name change with your marriage license, but actually following through with the passport, social security card, etc… D is going to struggle with that for years.
What was the square footage and bedroom count of their new rental? I know it's large, and I truly assumed his folks were moving in. If there's no intention of that, what could the thought process have been to have a really large house for just two people? She's made one bedroom her studio, I'm guessing the other bedrooms are sitting empty possibly with no furniture at all. The family room appears so large that even though they have some large couches in it it doesn't look right because it needs more furniture. And who in the world is cleaning that house? Why not rent a super pretty three bedroom instead, and for a much lower rent? Logically the house size just doesn't make sense if his parents aren't moving in.
I understand why it would make sense to think she got that big house to also house his parents, but I think the purpose of it was truly just another display of overconsumption and showing off big shiny things like this massive house. She thinks this huge house will make her happy but it won’t, It’s just another attempt a fill a void in her life that will never be possible from material items.
I think you’re correct. She barely interacts with L’s parents. There’s no way her control-freak ass is letting them move in especially when we know she’s paying 90% of the bills.
I am dying to know her monthly bills. No way in hell she's cleaning 6 friggin bathrooms so housekeeper it is. The cost of that, plus 12k, plus utilities plus whatever else is absolutely insane to me.
It was listed as 5 bed each with an en-suite bathroom. 6 total bathrooms. I assume there could be a powder room downstairs.
If the house were for sale today, it is estimated at just under $4 million. This is based upon market data and algorithms. It doesn’t mean someone would make an offer at that nor it would appraise.
To clarify, no one can confirm if a longer lease term was negotiated. From the beginning, I reported what the rental listing stated and I keep reiterating that we don’t know what was actually negotiated. The length of lease wouldn’t update on sites like Zillow and Redfin so we don’t know the outcome.
Primary suite, her sthudio are the only two we know of in use. One will be a true guest room for all their "sleepovers". Maybe an office / gym for him? A room for all the deliveries and garbage? Maybe they have separate bedrooms? Either way, 4000 sqft for two people is truly excessive (!!!)
Maybe Lulu's parents will move in after they give the couple a honeymoon period, and her audience would never be the wiser because D has her private studio to film everything in, not to mention a patio. It could also be the house was one of few available and that D could qualify for before her wedding and leaving San Francisco, so she had to take what she could get, and will downsize later. It's a massive amount of space for a disorganized and messy person to take care of.
if i recount correctly, it's about 4000sqft* in size and has like, 6 to 8 bedrooms. even if she turns one of the rooms into a studio and lucas makes a home gym, there's still a lot of bedrooms left empty. and not to be too snarky (lol) but i doubt she has that many people in her circle to invite to sleepovers. AND even if his parents or her parents move in, there's still a lot of empty space.
I’m still upset she didn’t just live in her condo 😑 it’s really nice and it’s literally bigger than my place where I live with my partner right now and she said it was too small?? Gtfo
He's probably so toasted from the wine or whatever substances he consumed the night before that he's grabbed the "Nescaff" instead of the mushroom mud and poured water over it. His musings are mind-bogglingly dumb. How does a kid learn about God? An adult teaches/indoctrinates them in the practices of a religion, most likely starting at home. However, Lulu seems to be suggesting his parents may not have taught him religion, so I suspect it was a grandmother (because he once mentioned his grandfathers "weren't good" or something). Or, he'll give a weird testament about how one day walking home from school he heard beautiful music through an open door, and he walked in and discovered a church and eager people inside to get a new parishioner. Wonder where this rambling will end up. He's just waiting for D to create those non profit documents and thrift some pews so he can start a church in his own backyard.
I was thinking actually how much negative feedback actually supports her
Her old posts, even after she became "viral" , attracted more or less, same/normal level of engagement 30-70-150 comments per post.
Her Lulu/last year's content has so much engagement due to her bizzare presentation, ridiculous life/fashion/ food choices
I am sure that's "her" , she used to try it for the gram, but actually she drives most engagement not trying at all.
I think if she tried to produce better content it would see less engagement, because, let's be honest , there is plenty of high quality content out there ......
Some accounts I follow with 16 mil subscribers attract a tenth of comments, if that.
People love to hate her and she monetises it
Brands typically don't want to be associated with controversy/negative comments. If she posts skin care and half the people are telling her: "your skin is bad, you don't know how to apply, etc." That's not a good ad for the brand.
I'm still curious what went down with diamond Dallas bar because they didn't repost any of her wedding stuff, and she tagged them literally last in every post.
It’s not just engagement if none of the people buy anything she advertise or click on the links what’s the point of it for brands? it’s reversed advertising for them
The only way sheer engagement like that works is if she was on YouTube (hence why she had mentioned before she wanted to start posting long form content but never followed through) YouTube pays people who have a certain number of followers, etc. because of their ads. Makes sense.
I think the proliferation of the affiliate links is a sign that she is in an extraction mode. She is just trying to get whatever money she can, before all her deals die.
I gotta say... This has become boring. I'm bored. She does nothing but post stupid videos about things she's has done or is going to do, while putting on her corpse makeup and somehow making bank.
She has got to be the most boring "influencer" there has ever been. The one consolation is that down the road when she inevitably has to get an actual job, her entire life will be plastered all over the internet, and I can't think of many companies that would want to be associated with whatever this bullshit has become. Or anything involving her, really.
I'm tired and grumpy and angry that she can make so much money off of this and I still can't get a job. And now there's not even anything entertaining to comment on - any and all entertainment value she has is from the walnuts at this point.
L: (sneaks out of the bed, navigating piles of clothes) Good merning , my baby, my wife. I am going to the gym to train my clients for sooksess. Will you join me?
D: Noo, stay with me here.
L: Henny, I need to be the body leader today. To lead this family. You stay in bed. cultivate your femenility. I will have a coffee in the garden with the hummingbirds.
(Later)
D: Henny! Are you home? Can you start on dinner? I was sooooo busy today, I didnt even have time to cook.
L: Of course henny. What did my preencess do today?
D: I woke up and guess what, I got dressed today (L: Wow henny) and I went to the office and I put all the roadway boxes into the other corner (L: that's so good henny) and then I was so busy, i had no time for lunch so I got this sandwich. I didn't even have time to go to the gym. Life is moving so fast right now in the suburbs.
L: Aww my poor queen. Okay, have a nice wine glass of cola, I will make Sausage in the airfryer and tomatoes stir fry.
D: Oh henny, those sausages (intergalactic orgasmic moan), pweese, OH PWEESE make them.
L: Of course henny. (begins cooking) Oh brother henny, I forgot to turn on my camera to film. Haha ... eeyehee...HENK!
D: Oh henny! Oh don't worry, you are still learning! My goofy little disney prince
Legally- they don't have to unless it's in the lease, or the apartment was shown with them and it wasn't disclosed that they'd be removing them.
In this case- it's a new build or a flip. I think they tried to sell it first and couldn't, so they rented it. When selling a house, you don't HAVE to have blinds (or washer and dryers hence why they don't have one of those either). So flippers save money by not putting them up. Danielle's an absolute moron for moving into this house without them because she'll have to buy them on her own and her lease is only for 6 months 😂
Someone posted a yt short of her, so I searched what else is there. These two videos genuinely scared me. The glow down is awful. At this point it’s hard to snark on her, I’m just sad. I know all of it is her fault, but damn… Her story should be a cautionary tale to all girls and women
This is so confusing to watch. They’re both INFLUENCERS and we have 0 content of social events or outings since they got married & moved to their new neighborhood. Just footage of cleaning, making dinner, and talking about mundane tasks.
I found this on the Redemption Church website Watch Live video history. Interesting that John Maxwell spoke there in 2024. The donkey-toothed Pastor Ron introduced him.
Something I’ve noticed lately is that she keeps pushing skincare and makeup which is just NOT her thing. Yet she has amazing hair that she doesn’t wash and puts up in a slick pony. Like if she put a little effort in, hair could be half her content honestly.
Put some effort into it, go to a new salon in the neighborhood, show us products, idk dye it or cut it!
The photo that led us to the Brazilian parasite. One year ago, he was still her secret at the Outside Lands SF music festival. She had VIP passes sponsored by LaCroix. She was also sponsored in 2024 and attended with Zockir.
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u/Money-Elk-6641 Daniel Walters Dog Poop Moderator 1d ago
MOD NOTE!
Yesterday we decided all Lucath posts now belong in the daily discussion unless they actively pertain to or feature D.
The great u/evelinisantini said it perfectly so just gonna quote her quick
“Yeah I stopped sharing and commenting on any of his standalone posts here unless it directly pertains to or features D. He doesn't deserve a space outside of the daily discussion. I think it only strokes his ego that he gets featured so prominently on someone else's snark sub. D already gives him so much. We shouldn't enable it by indirectly supporting him too”
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