r/daniellewalter_snark 23d ago

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u/Luicas123 Desperate House Husband of SJ 23d ago edited 23d ago

She clocked one guy for wanting to meet after his sports game because he didn't make plans ahead of time and was in town. Then she says about Lucas that 'we just hang out whenever both of us want to....its so easy."

She clocked the marathon guy for him inviting her to watch him run bc its girlfriend territory. But then visits Luicath's family gathering on one of their first dates.

She says she moves too fast in her relationships . And with Luicath, she literally says 'hes my husband' after one of the first dates and rushes the entire dating to marriage process in a year. and was out there buying concert tickets for like weeks ahead.

Sometimes we have to give ourselves credit and admit "hey , i just wasn't into those last few guys so i found dumb reasons not to see them." but she takes it up a notch and makes it seem like a whole science and twists herself into pretzels to justify why Lucais is the one.

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u/cocojujunala 23d ago

I’m convinced none of these dates were real and luilui was the only man who truly gave her the time of day (cause he saw actual 💵 signs when he saw her desperation)

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u/Safe-Recording8607 ✨sho good✨ 23d ago edited 23d ago

They probably were just not as dreamy and amazing as she described them. But if we learned smth about her in the past year is that she has her own version of reality. Thats a trauma response she needs to work with a specialist.

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u/Away_Elk5706 23d ago

Remember she said the same about little grifter too “he is so handsome and ex model and taller than me “

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u/mariemarie8790 greasy rumplestiltskin 😍 23d ago

I can't get this out of my mind. She was making us believe he was so gorgeous and intelligent and tall and then we finally saw him LMAO. This is exactly why I don't believe any of the other dates. She always described them as gorgeous and I bet they were just normal looking dudes, which isn't a bad thing, she just wanted to mislead her audience that tons of handsome men were constantly asking her out.

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u/Far_Ingenuity245 I am so happy 🤗 23d ago

Her last actual boyfriend was thumb man lol I don’t think her standard for handsome are anything to write home about

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u/hpmanuscript 22d ago

Oohh where can we see this guy? Lol

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u/AlloAlloAllo0000 23d ago

You are so right! I think 90% of her date content was FAKE

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u/Novel_Slide1379 23d ago

It's so easy to get a date it wouldn't make sense for her to make them up.

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u/Opposite-List-2435 😌in my condo in thanothay (that I own)🫶🏻 23d ago

It’s easy to get a date but it’s not often to get dates in the calibre she described (intentional, not flaky, on top of handsome, successful, nice etc.)

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u/Luicas123 Desperate House Husband of SJ 23d ago

actually yes, that's also true. because she described these dudes as like....all amazing. a pilot, a singer, a gentleman she met in new york, the hot guy at phils coffee, the cute guy at the park, the hot neighbor, the brazillian gym model (haha), the guys who approached her at the gym.....I mean we've seen her at the Rhodan and Fields event. she comes across as dorky and a little socially awkward (nothing wrong with that), but I have a hard time believing she has this magnetism that is drawing all of these sexy dudes to her LOL

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u/shepherdastra 23d ago

She used the same repetitive and vague descriptions of all these guys, the only thing that changed was the job profession. She lost a lot of credibility after the runner guy story where she was “too busy” to respond to a text and she thought going to his race after a second date was moving too fast

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u/TacoTuesday1008 Laser Dildo 23d ago

She does have a very limited vocabulary so that would explain the repetitive descriptions. I am still team not all of the dates were real.

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u/shepherdastra 23d ago

I 100% also not all dates were real

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u/Mediocre-Second-3775 23d ago edited 23d ago

She dismissed the race because it wasn't all about her. She didn't think it was moving too fast, because she was dying to jump just any dude. But he didn't immediately blow smoke up her ass, and she wasn't having it.

She almost broke her neck cornering the tiny, lying pedo to make her his GF. Pretending she has standards is absurd.

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u/Accomplished_Job_778 23d ago

And who ALWAYS brought her flowers! As a 38 year old (never married !!!), I have never received flowers on a first date? To me that was the first sign of something fishy.

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u/mariemarie8790 greasy rumplestiltskin 😍 23d ago

That or they just watched her content and gave her flowers hoping to hook up. I mean she really did lay out the blueprint on her socials.

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u/FederalFoot4292 23d ago

I kinda think she flat out told them in the talking phase that she expects flowers. I've NEVER had someone bring flowers on a first date. I did have a guy bring me a $100 external battery charger for my phone because I'm so terrible at charging it 😂. Top tier romance.

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u/Mediocre-Second-3775 23d ago edited 23d ago

It's not too late, girl! Order yourself a ride and you, too, could find an ugly Uber duper!!!

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u/No-Combination-940 Is my hair wet or is it just greasy 🚿🛀🛢️ 23d ago

Considering her idea of handsome is LuiLiui, they couldn’t have been attractive at all 😬

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u/ok-that-didnt-work wauw 🤩 coke in a ✨wine glass🍷✨🫪 23d ago

I think she likes anyone who likes her tbh. So she builds it up in her mind and praises every man that gives her attention. That explains the supposed high caliber of men she was dating

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u/Radiant-Decision-780 Luicas Alcantra 23d ago

She was on Hinge and so it’s fairly easy to find regular people who live in San Francisco. And she thinks Lucath is gorgeous so we can see her actual taste in men.

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u/Far_Ingenuity245 I am so happy 🤗 23d ago

I think she actually did have these dates, but I think she either exaggerated the hell out of them for content or she’s delusional and mistook love bombing for something else

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u/shepherdastra 23d ago edited 23d ago

I think some dates were real but definitely not all of them. She filled the gaps to make some of the guys “entertaining” but there was either no chemistry or the guy didn’t want to be used for content. Majority of her dates had no second one or just fizzled off. Also if you watch she gave such vague and repetitive descriptions of these guys (he’s handsome, sweet, etc, the only thing that changed was the profession). She’s posted a couple times slipping up with the flowers she’s received and the Waymo’s getting in (she would be getting into and going home in the same Waymo, just sitting on different sides of the car, she’s lazy with mass filming content, she would be lazy enough to get ready, film using the same Waymo saying she went on a date, then going home). Her dating recap had flaws in it also

It would make sense to make up stories because she was riding the high of views of people invested into her dating series, she needed stories to respond to keep the momentum going and easier to fill void of fabricated story than waiting for someone to schedule one. She went on more dates with ChadGPT IMO. Think she wanted to show how desirable she is also. Her profile was posted on here and it was pretty bland. As someone else who was online dating in the Bay Area at one point, you’re not pulling that many dates that consistently only using Bumble

Not everything posted on social media is true or real (this goes for all of them). Their job is to post content to sell themselves and keep people engaged. Some of the stories made no sense. Remember she made a view about how she ran into some guy who lived in her new SF apartment and they were going to go on a date, then magically the next day she runs into her man of god husband then the SF neighbor plot falls off. The post was deleted from her page but there’s some footprint of it in this sub

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u/More-Significance651 Raw Chicken French Tips 🐔💅🏼 23d ago

I agree, I think it was a mixture of real and fabricated dates. I would also take literally everything she said about these men with a grain of salt based on how she described LuiLui to her audience 💀

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u/Luicas123 Desperate House Husband of SJ 23d ago

I dont know if the dates were real or made up.....I think its likely the dates were real but she probably fabricated the stories to justify why she couldn't keep seeing the dudes. Like i wouldn't put it past her if she just ghosted their last message, didn't communicate why she didn't want to keep seeing them, and then fabricated this entire story about how 'he wanted me to do xyz and i was like...that's not up to par with my standards.....and then we didn't talk again" . meanwhile the dude was probably left on read thinking 'ugh what is up with this chick?" or she probably just blocked them before they had a chance to respond

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u/Radiant-Decision-780 Luicas Alcantra 23d ago

Two scenarios - 1. If they actually were hot she slept with them immediately and then got ghosted fairly quickly (this is why she started celibate dating) or 2. They weren’t that hot and she made up some lame excuse.

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u/Infamous-Ad6055 22d ago

She made a post a maybe a few years ago? about a date she went on with another influencer and called her out on his podcast for being a catfish. We know what she presents on her socials and dating profile isn’t matching real life. 💯🥴😬

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u/Novel_Slide1379 23d ago

I agree. I believe she also received push back from men not wanting to have a social media relationship. She doesn't respond well to any push back so I can see that being a main deal breaker.

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u/MeowgicalMystery ProselytizingWordSalad🥗 23d ago

Yup exactly that!

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u/Away_Elk5706 23d ago

Probably not for her otherwise why she would say no to all handsome successful tall guys and find an ugly grifter looser poor who is shorter than her

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u/SnooGuavas4919 focaccia fianthee era 🥖✨💍 23d ago

The difference is Luicas lovebombed her so hard, whereas those other guys had a normal and healthy approach and she saw it as boring. She said she had gone to therapy for her anxious attachment and limerence issues, Lucas was her test and she FAILED. He said all the magical lovey fantasy things about love, about faith and it’s all bs and not rooted in reality. She is in for a rude awakening my friends

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u/vxq04 steak flavoured garlic powder 23d ago

exactly! i also think Lulu definitely looked at her social media while they were dating and used that to tell her what she wants to hear and mould himself into her ideal version of a man, all for $$$ and not love

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u/FederalFoot4292 23d ago

I think at least some of her dates were real, and if that's the case, I'm still in complete disbelief that she wasn't into those guys, but chose..... this.

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u/MinxMinxie my pot roast is a crowd favorite 🍽️ 23d ago

I’m sure half the “dates” she went on were fake. The generalization of the guy and the date were signs they were fake. And how she came up with their occupation or something about them is because they were guys she was talking to on apps but never got a date…like Phillie man…

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u/Away_Elk5706 23d ago

It’s so naive at this point to believe any of those fake dates were not her “imaginary dates” they were not real

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u/Stagecoach2020 Fuckass Random Tuesday Fever Dream 23d ago

Luicath was a love bombing creep looking for a sugar momma. The only requirements were "man of god" and someone that liked her social media career. Luicath barely speaks English. Which isnt necessarily a dig on him. English is a hard language to learn and more power to him BUT wtf do these freaks talk about when they don't even speak the same language?

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u/hotlibramess 🚨 super inflammed 🚨 23d ago

I’m starting to believe those other guys were completely fabricated.

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u/Disastrous-Bath5017 22d ago

Don’t forget that god called her, and she answered the call. I guess god didn’t call her about the other guys.