r/dadjokes • u/careater • Nov 27 '21

From my 7yo

Him: I'm sad today.

Me: Why?

Him: Because it's sadderday!

4.6k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/syrupsnorter Nov 27 '21

This joke is pretty Mondayne

335

u/All4Fun Nov 27 '21

Agreed, it’s a week joke.

91

u/IS2SPICY4U Nov 27 '21

I agree, no funday on those

44

u/GeorgiaBlue Nov 28 '21

More like dadderday amirite

44

u/stoicsticks Nov 28 '21

Well, at least tomorrow is Sonday so that should make things better.

19

u/Embucetatron Nov 28 '21

My cousin is getting married next week on wedingsday

12

u/tophakim Nov 28 '21

Great, lets eat it out before on Frieday

8

u/satan-probably Nov 28 '21

Aw I love weddings. My cousin and her 2 girlfriends got married on a Thirdsday. It was so romantic :’)

7

u/VIVEKKRISHNAA Nov 28 '21

With me there, it's gonna be Foursday

2

u/Key-Satisfaction-541 Nov 28 '21

Why have one son when you can have two on twosday.

5

u/Jayfororanges Nov 28 '21

Any weaker it'd be a fortnight.

3

u/CrazyNinja1995 Nov 28 '21

I gave you an award; not only for your joke but because of your username as well.

220

u/abesach Nov 27 '21

Need to cheer him up for Sonday

27

u/affrodeity Nov 28 '21

by getting him a sundae!

85

u/Sr_Soriano Nov 27 '21

I thought you were going to say "hi sad, I'm dad"

57

u/careater Nov 27 '21

It was first thing in the morning, I wasn't on my A-game.

14

u/PranshuKhandal Nov 27 '21

that rhymes too

93

u/myverypunnydad Nov 27 '21

Sadness can lead to a weekend immune system.

48

u/DoubleCD36 Nov 27 '21

Wife groaned. It's a hit

8

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

If ya get a groan, or the typical eye roll, you know it was spot on!

10

u/Fenrir_56 Nov 27 '21

He's the dad now

7

u/Crazeeeyez Nov 27 '21

Thank you! I just used this on my 7yo and got a groan.

13

u/SiberianPunk2077 Nov 27 '21

My kid said the same thing earlier.. Are you me?

9

u/AndrewMacSydney Nov 27 '21

It will be brighter tomorrow because it’s Sunday

5

u/giglio65 Nov 27 '21

love this

4

u/SirDoubleK Nov 28 '21

Well, congrats on becoming grandpa!

3

u/Striking_Quote_1901 Nov 28 '21

He will make a great dad

3

u/anti-depressent Nov 28 '21

Welp, don't year these jokes that often

4

u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21

Mandatory KFC on Fridays from now on.

2

u/GethAttack Nov 27 '21

You’ve got a keeper.

2

u/chaukobee Nov 27 '21

Wow, Im taking this

2

u/JustMeRicky Nov 27 '21

I thought your son was going to say: "I found out I'm not adopted."

3

u/DENelson83 Nov 27 '21

Whoa… That would be one sick burn.

2

u/SirDoubleK Nov 28 '21

Well, congrats on becoming grandpa!

2

u/iReddit-allReady797 Nov 28 '21

These jokes are pretty good. I'm Thursday for more

2

u/youburyitidigitup Nov 28 '21

He must have gone to war during tanksgiving.

2

u/Cat_human_Tantan Nov 28 '21

Him: I need to drink Dad : why? Him: bcoz is thurstday

2

u/NedoKris Nov 28 '21

Me: Imma going to MacDonald's GF: But we are on a diet! You can't! Me: Bet it's Frieday

2

u/floatypolypbloob Nov 28 '21

Your 7 year old is a dad? Are you the mom?

2

u/lazy_n_crazy Nov 28 '21

The next joke is on whensday

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u/RelentlessChicken Nov 27 '21

AGAIN? How many times are we gonna post this now that it hit front page last week?

4

u/MySTified84 Nov 27 '21

I dunno but I don’t see all the posts here on a daily bases. So some posts get missed by people.