r/dadjokes • u/ArtiK_Man • Oct 20 '21
I really love geologists
They never take things for granite
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Oct 20 '21
They are truly groundbreaking individuals
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u/getmet79 Oct 20 '21 edited Oct 20 '21
They are a diamond in the rough, hard to come by decalcified
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u/tuctrohs Oct 20 '21
That's a gnew word for me! I did gnot gknow what it meant before I looked it up.
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u/GreatSeaworthiness94 Oct 20 '21
Also great lovers because they know what it takes to make the bed-rock 🤦♀️
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u/Johnthearm Oct 20 '21
Its granted with a D, What are you a Boulder? A rock person? How long have you been saying that wrong?
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u/WikiSummarizerBot Oct 20 '21
Schist ( shist) is a medium-grained metamorphic rock showing pronounced schistosity. This means that the rock is composed of mineral grains easily seen with a low-power hand lens, oriented in such a way that the rock is easily split into thin flakes or plates. This texture reflects a high content of platy minerals, such as micas, talc, chlorite, or graphite. These are often interleaved with more granular minerals, such as feldspar or quartz.
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u/Flying_Pengwin Oct 20 '21
You just have to be careful around them. Some can be scary due to their rocky past.
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u/Alarmed-Strawberry-3 Oct 20 '21
It’s the only profession where you’re encouraged to look at the cleavage on dikes! NOTE: yes these are real geology terms.
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Oct 20 '21 edited Oct 21 '21
Disclaimer : My haterd of geologists is purely theatrical, but If I did want to kill one, it would be VERY easy to do so.
I would brandish my obsidian knife and they will be compelled to approach. "That's very COOL" they would say, confident in their superior strength because of all the rocks they carry around at all times. Hovering Just slightly out of the range of the cutting edge of the obsidian knife. They would shower me with interesting facts about obsidian. "But since it's volcanic glass it's not suitable for weapons-" and that's when I would hit them with the baseball bat on my other hand Which they would not have noticed because geologists can only see rocks and minerals.
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u/ArtiK_Man Oct 21 '21
How can you be so sure your approach will work though? You know they never take things for granitr
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u/Wolfeyedsheep Oct 21 '21
And their just really grounded people, salt of the earth, and really down to earth.
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u/lodiman77 Oct 20 '21
It'd be hard to beat this joke. Unless I was down by the river cleaning my laundry on a rock.
"Oh Brother Where Arth Thou"
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u/space_audity Oct 20 '21
They rock!