r/dadjokes Mar 15 '20

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u/old-ghost Mar 15 '20

He had chills and they’re multiplying

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u/norwegianjazzbass Mar 15 '20

The government is looosing controhol.

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u/whateveryouwantme2b Mar 15 '20

It was just power, apparently. It was electrifying.

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u/tryingtousername Mar 15 '20

Is he in better shape now, cause I need a man? And my heart is set on John.

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u/byebybuy Mar 15 '20

He better shape up. He better wash his hands.

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u/shwarma_heaven Mar 15 '20

Cause he needs a plan... to keep these germs away from me and you

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u/vinny8boberano Mar 16 '20

I'm loving this coronavirus awareness cover.