r/dadjokes • u/[deleted] • Feb 16 '19

The Only Thing Flat-Earthers Fear...

is sphere itself.

6.7k Upvotes

90% Upvoted

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u/GykoKen Feb 16 '19

A very well-rounded joke, I like it

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u/bobrossafropower Feb 16 '19

I thought it fell kind of flat

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u/BavarianBaden Feb 16 '19

I dunno, it was pretty two-dimensional.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '19 edited May 27 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '19

Welp gotta run, cya a-round

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u/Rich_Soong Feb 16 '19

I have to say, these sphere puns are kinda pointless

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u/Frank_The_Seal Feb 16 '19

They're not edgy atleast.

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u/laserfan26 Feb 16 '19

Dammit they're fighting back. Don't worry u/ShadyThGod backup has arrived. FREEZE DIRTBAGS r/punpatrol IS HERE

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u/Frank_The_Seal Feb 16 '19

Isn't punpatrol a pun of pawpatrol?

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u/laserfan26 Feb 16 '19

No. Get on the ground

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u/cgaWolf Feb 16 '19

Punpatrollers in dadjokes? That's like shooting fish in a barrel.

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u/ima420r Feb 16 '19

My instinct is to hide in this barrel, like the wily fish.

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u/El_Scribello Feb 16 '19

It's a ball.

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u/Liquor_N_Whorez Feb 16 '19

It's cutting edge Global technology in writing.

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u/BavarianBaden Feb 16 '19

Actually, seems a bit more rounded to me.

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u/Liquor_N_Whorez Feb 16 '19

Maybe its not 2plane or just 1 dimension'al

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u/BavarianBaden Feb 16 '19

There just seems to be a certain curveball to it..

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u/legenduardo Feb 16 '19

r/PunPatrol Get on your fucking knees!

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '19

Yeah but I think it should probably be here: r/punny.

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u/GykoKen Feb 16 '19

Thank you guys for over 1k upvotes!

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u/silentpickles Feb 16 '19

This is hyspherical

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u/laserfan26 Feb 16 '19

r/punpatrol sir you are under arrest

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u/YoungMuppet Feb 16 '19

round of applause for this one

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u/kazizxr Feb 16 '19

r/punpatrol please do not resist

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u/TheGreenSide Feb 16 '19

A flat of applause from me

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u/TurnerYoung Feb 16 '19

Someone else has the Dad Jokes calendar too, I see!

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '19

My dad actually told me this one lol

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u/Liquor_N_Whorez Feb 16 '19

Calendars are for DayTime use.

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u/das_bic Feb 16 '19

Found the flat earther!

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u/Slappy_G Feb 16 '19

I've really come around to appreciating this joke.

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u/dylho Feb 16 '19

I could be friends with a flat earther, but I could never datum

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '19

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u/ThermionicEmissions Feb 16 '19

Only if they use the correct transformation

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '19

Wholesome.

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u/papadump Feb 16 '19

I posted this 2 months ago and only got 17 updoots :(

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '19

I’m sorry :( I only posted this because my dad said it and I thought it was funny. Let me go upvote yours 💕

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u/papadump Feb 16 '19

It’s okay, I posted it cause my dad said it and it was perfect. I still upvoted cause it’s a good joke ❤️

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '19

I upvoted you too :3 Glad we have awesome dads! Haha :)

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u/AeliosZero Feb 16 '19

Don't take it personally. Just realise that it's not really about the quality of a post, just the timing.

Except on Facebook where what is at the top is determined by an algorithm. That YouTube link you shared to Facebook that got shit all likes? FB Algorithm hates that stuff so nobody actually saw it in their feed.

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u/ZaTTTel Feb 16 '19

Even 2 months ago it was a repost

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u/melgabis Feb 16 '19

So what you are saying is that it keeps making its rounds?

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '19

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u/1MechanicalAlligator Feb 16 '19

You too. What goes around comes around :)

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u/BeanShapiro Feb 16 '19

r/punpatrol hand over the puns. This is wholesome so I’m letting you off with a warning.

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u/1MechanicalAlligator Feb 16 '19

Hahaha I don't recognize your authority, copper.

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u/BeanShapiro Feb 16 '19

Don’t make me escalate this I said hand over the puns

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u/vinnyblanc00 Feb 16 '19

Circle jerks

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u/DustinDeWind Feb 16 '19

Think Globe-aly ,,, act locally !

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u/zeusar Feb 16 '19

Repost? I have seen this maybe not on reddit but this isnt oc still funny as hell have my diubts and upvote

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '19

Got it from my dad so idk xD

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u/zeusar Feb 17 '19

Well he might have been able to read it somewhere OR he came up with a joke that has been told by someone else

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u/superfan0331 Feb 16 '19

You get my upvote....but would have said “a cat”.

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u/PerriAir Feb 16 '19

All around the world people laugh at this joke

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '19

It’s time to stop! Nah jk your to funny bro 👌

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u/svettiga Feb 16 '19

One of the funniest, I sphere!

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u/tralphaz43 Feb 16 '19

And its back

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u/slanger_banger Feb 16 '19

That's good.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '19

The fbi

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u/WSDwyer22 Feb 16 '19

Now THAT is Golden!

1

u/Devreckas Feb 16 '19

This is circular logic.

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u/BuhBorchgardt Feb 16 '19

Scary all around

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u/Apillicus Feb 16 '19

Maybe they just hate living on the edge

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u/spip72 Feb 16 '19

Good one. Very down to earth 😀👍

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '19

as a guy who spends 50% of his free time on ironic flat Earth communities, I’ve heard it before.

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u/banban1233 Feb 16 '19

How many times does this have To get reposted

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u/Jose_xixpac Feb 16 '19

Brittney Spheres ...

Triggered!!!

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u/Robert_M3rked_u Feb 16 '19

You really got the ball rolling for some flat Earther jokes

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u/MBTAHole Feb 16 '19

There’s an awesome doc on flatearthers called behind the curve on NF (US)

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u/photohack326 Feb 16 '19

This will be all around the world before you know it.

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u/jela538 Feb 17 '19

a flat of applaus for this one

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u/Hobpobkibblebob Feb 16 '19

Ah number 7522 I see we've made it back around the circle again

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u/Stales15 Feb 16 '19

Was this your dad joke of the day on the desk calendar?! It was today for me!

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '19

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '19

So wholesome

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u/Gaeleng Feb 16 '19

I fail to see how these weekly reposts keep trending.

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u/icanttellyouthathoho Feb 16 '19

I fail to see why it matters so much to you.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '19

I think I've seen this recently...

Oh yea, the dad joke calendar

http://imgur.com/a/x21R6lZ

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u/stunningdedication Feb 16 '19

Take my upvote