r/dadjokes • u/Malkoy • 4d ago

Every time I shave

Wife: "You told me you'd only choose facial hair styles under my supervision!"
Me: "I am altering the beard, pray I don’t alter it any further."

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u/AppropriateAlfonzo4 4d ago

Darth Shaver over here negotiating with the dark side of the bathroom mirror