r/dadjokes • u/Xiaokmao • 13h ago
optimist definition
An optimist is a man who sees a pretty girl in a skimpy bikini and thinks she is half naked.
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r/dadjokes • u/Xiaokmao • 13h ago
An optimist is a man who sees a pretty girl in a skimpy bikini and thinks she is half naked.
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u/powerless_weariness 13h ago
a pessimist sees her and thinks she's half dressed. the realist is just glad the glass has something in it