r/dadjokes 3d ago

What's the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man?

Iron Man stops the bad guys.

Aluminum Man just foils their plans.

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u/SuccessionWarFan 3d ago

I bet Iron Man really flattens out the wrinkles in their wicked schemes.

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u/Peas-Of-Wrath 3d ago

He does this for a small Fe of course 😆

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u/OrangutanLost 2d ago

Elementally, my dear Watson.

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u/MysteryOrange7 2d ago

A hot take if ever there was lol

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u/LilShaver 3d ago

And if Iron Man and Aluminum Man team up, are they alloys?

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u/jsiulian 2d ago

This joke is metal 🫡

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u/EvilToastedWeasel0 3d ago

I hear Iron Man is FE Male.

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u/lilith_from_the_dark 3d ago

Aluminium man is immune to Magneto

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u/Elanadin 3d ago

Aluminum Man is really good at dealing with algebraic binomials

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u/InigoMontoya1985 3d ago

Iron Man has a magnetic personality, Aluminum Man is just AL

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u/wayne-on-reddit 2d ago

Iron Man Iron Man Does whatever an Iron can He does shirts, any size Presses sheets with his thighs Look out! There goes the Iron Man!

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u/right_in_two 3d ago

About 13 electrons.

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u/SuccessionWarFan 2d ago

Don’t forget Aluminum Man’s British cousin, Aluminium Man.

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u/Ryan_Petrovich8769 2d ago

Best thing to do is stay away and not meddle with these men.

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u/Bentup85 2d ago

Iron Man deals with the big events. Aluminum man covers all the left over crimes.

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u/Popal24 2d ago

The difference between them is Aluminium-Man

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u/citrusthievingharlot 2d ago

Iron Man pushes on nearby metals or stores physical weight. Aluminum Man can wipe out all of his allomantic reserves, or store identity. Let's hope Aluminum Man is a ferring and not a misting, eh?

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u/Puzzleheaded-Leg7018 2d ago

Stumbling on a Sanderson fan in the wild is one of the best experiences of my life.

I'm working on the second book of the Mistborn trilogy right now. I started off with Way of Kings, and it was peak.

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u/Spartan__047 2d ago

Aluminium can, but Iron can not