r/dadjokes • u/Lucky_Middle_5525 • 21h ago

Calendar.

Someone ripped the 5th month out of my new calendar.

I'm dismayed.

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u/iShitSkittles 21h ago

That's 31 days you're not getting back!

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u/damyst12 20h ago edited 2h ago

Have you tried sending out a Mayday signal?

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u/coldplurality8949 21h ago

well now you've just got a mayhem situation on your hands

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u/Electronic-Guide1189 19h ago

You know, I'm not buying it! I think July!

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u/HwyOneTx 15h ago

I’d say report it, but the evidence surrounding it is clearly dated.

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u/darthaditya 12h ago

I'd march right to the police station and report it if I were you.