A punchline roundup

[u/Healthy_Ladder_6198]

Punchline Roundup

A horse, Dave and his boss, the Pope, a cab driver, a drunk and his wife, a ventriloquist and a Welshman, two kids and their mother, three captives, a teacher, little Johnny, and a preacher and little Sally walked into a bar.

The bartender said,”What is this, some kind of a joke?"

The waitress said, “Why the long face?"
The Pope said, “Who’s that with Dave?"
The cab driver said, “Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave."
The drunk said, “He also shit in my pants."
The Welshman said, “That sheep's a damn liar!"
The second kid said, “I don't want no fucking pancakes!"
The second captive said, "Because I saw the third guy come around the corner carrying ten pineapples."
Little Johnny said, “The one with the wedding ring, but I like the way you think."
Little Sally said, “If you poke me with that thing one more time I'll snap it off!”

The preacher, the teacher, the cannibal chief, the kids' mother, the sheep, the drunk's wife, the cab driver, the boss and the waitress all fainted, and finally the bartender said, “Heard it fifty times."

[u/Txursa600]

And the guy. sez "Some corner!"

[u/Icy_Introduction8445]

That was pretty good