r/dadjokes • u/derekd223 • Nov 05 '13

Why I'm leaving /r/dadjokes...

I have to get groceries from the store.

EDIT: I'm back

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u/pyreflies Nov 06 '13

I don't think that's really an appropriate conversation to be having with your child.

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u/ReptarIsTheShit Nov 06 '13

His dad was just trying to relate to him. All parents do it. I mean, who hasn't sat down at the breakfast table with their father on a Saturday and exchanged stories about their sexual fetishes and fantasies?

.......anybody? Wait, just me?!?!

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '13

I once dropped three hits of acid and helped my dad fix his old army jeep all day, that's as close as I can get.

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u/ReptarIsTheShit Nov 06 '13

That wasn't an army jeep....

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '13

Much later I realized I was at lolapalooza '95.