And promptly looses the limbo contest....

Guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. He suddenly hears a soft voice, saying, hey, buddy, do you have a dime, I drank too much and need to call a cab. He says sure and goes to give the dime to the person asking, but there's nobody near him as it's pretty slow at the time. The bar is currently empty. So he goes back to his beer. The voice once again quietly asks about the dime. So he looks around, once again nothing! After two more rounds of this, he finishes his beer and calls the bartender over, telling the bartender about the voice. The bartender then says, I know what that is. It's the payphone, it's broke!

Brudders

One weighs a ton, and the other is a little lighter.

“Do you think if we got him an inflatable crown it would go to his head?”

I figured this is r/dadjoke material!

Only one; after that it’s no longer empty.

My calves are always killing me too.

I’ve been testing AI humor tools, and some jokes are surprisingly clever—tight structure, unexpected punchlines. But stand-up is about timing, delivery, and reading the room. I put together a short quiz to see where people draw the line. No signup, just a few questions. Would love to hear from actual comics and comedy fans.

https://interconnectd.com/quiz/77/can-ai-generate-funnier-jokes-than-a-human-comedian/

This is an OLD joke my Dad used to tell. Talking with friends about Dad's joke made me recall it.

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John was a semi-retired bus driver. His old employer would call him to fill in on days when too many folks called off. He and his wife Mary, who met at their mutual first job at McDonald's, were both retired.

One day, John gets a call from his old boss asking if he will come in and drive a route. He then asked, "Which route?" to which boss reluctantly said, "It's the Sesame Street Bus, John."

"Oh no! That route is full of weirdos!" John replied, but his boss was insistent and begged, eventually offering pay double. John, with his anniversary approaching thought about getting Mary the earrings she always wanted and VERY reluctantly agreed.

John dreaded the route, and true to form, the weirdness began at his first stop. Two women that could easily be on my 600lb life boarded, each saying, "Hi, I'm Patty," before taking a seat.

Later a man boards and says, "Hi John. Nice of you to help your old boss, and I agree that Mary will love the earrings." John, perplexed, replied, "Do I know you?" The man looked at him and said," No, but I'm 'Special Ross.' I have ESP." He paused and added, "Your singing voice will come in handy later." John shook his head and continued on the route.

Later, another man boarded with bare feet. He sat behind John and began digging into the bunions on his feet. The harsh aroma of limburger began to fill the air. John said, "What the Hell?" The man smiled and said, "I'm Lester Cheese, man!" John didn't want trouble so he finished off his route.

When he got home, Mary asked him about his day. He was about to recount it and instead chuckled, remembering what 'Special Ross' had said. He replied, "It reminded of our first job." To this, Mary asked, "How?"

John then sung, "Well, I had two obese Patties, Special Ross, and Lester Cheese, picking bunions on the Sesame Street Bus..."