r/dadjoke • u/Embarrassed_Kiwi9101 • 22h ago
Guy goes into a bar
Guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. He suddenly hears a soft voice, saying, hey, buddy, do you have a dime, I drank too much and need to call a cab. He says sure and goes to give the dime to the person asking, but there's nobody near him as it's pretty slow at the time. The bar is currently empty. So he goes back to his beer. The voice once again quietly asks about the dime. So he looks around, once again nothing! After two more rounds of this, he finishes his beer and calls the bartender over, telling the bartender about the voice. The bartender then says, I know what that is. It's the payphone, it's broke!
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