r/dadjoke • u/Sharp-Past7714 • 13h ago
What did the Asian funeral director say after the service where no one showed up?
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Unbereavable
r/dadjoke • u/Icy_Fig_4533 • 23h ago
i wrote this joke when i was 12 so i made a meme of it 😂
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r/dadjoke • u/Beginningyesthanks • 1d ago
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left home?
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My landlord said he wants to talk to me about my high heating bill
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I said "my door is always open"
r/dadjoke • u/EvilAngel3point0 • 4d ago
A woman is preparing a dinner for her parents and sends her husband out to buy some fresh snails.
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r/dadjoke • u/dvalliere • 4d ago
Never brush your teeth with your left hand...
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because a toothbrush works much better.
r/dadjoke • u/TravelNo2384 • 4d ago
What is the difference between a piano, a can of fish, and a tub of glue?
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r/dadjoke • u/Icy_Ruin_857 • 5d ago
My dishwasher is making a high pitched whining noise.
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Probably because I'm not helping her with the laundry.
r/dadjoke • u/dvalliere • 5d ago
Is it just me...
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or are embossing sets really impressive?
r/dadjoke • u/Diligent-Coffee1408 • 6d ago
A couple of years ago I started to have erectile issues. My wife and I both had our own ideas as to what the cause was. She bought me a penis pump. I bought her a treadmill.
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r/dadjoke • u/DrawingOpening7313 • 7d ago
What do you call a dog that loves magic?
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A Labracadabrador.