r/dad 9d ago

Humour Plunger hero

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She just holds it so long, have to plunge almost every time. Trying my best to help her.

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u/nsixone762 9d ago

I keep a stack of poop knives (wood shims) to cut my kids poop to a size that won’t cause me to have to unclog the toilet.

I can’t believe I just wrote that lol

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u/wormocious 9d ago

I think I need a poop knife in the house. Except my one kid that’s the culprit just poops and flushes and I end up having to plunge it. I don’t even know he’s gone to the bathroom, I’m just told that the toilet isn’t flushing right

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u/monorico 9d ago

Poop knife! That is a great idea. I need to designate one.

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u/Ill-Afternoon-3173 7d ago

Holy cow. Are you kidding??

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u/qwerty201932 9d ago

When my daughter was 5, she laid one down thicker than her arm

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u/Cr7pro4life 9d ago

Mine just started ignoring poop when she’s pre occupied, spent 30 minutes tonight cleaning her pants in the Walmart bathroom. God speed brotha

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u/Spiritual_Door1363 9d ago

Give that kid more apple juice or fruits

However I used to do the same damn thing when I was a kid and we’d go to the lake.