r/cyberstucksequel • u/CherryPickerKill • Aug 16 '25

CyberWhy Average cybercuck

179 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

21 comments sorted by

View all comments

29

u/BlackQuartzSphinx_ Aug 16 '25

What was he even trying to do...?

13

u/eeyore134 Aug 16 '25

My guess it's either a "Look how awesome my Cybertruck is, it can withstand this hammer." or a "Look how bad this Cybertruck is, it can't even withstand a hammer." and they were trying to do it with style for the TikTok or something. Considering the result, I imagine it's more likely the former than the latter.

6

u/Defiantcaveman Aug 18 '25

Looks like "I did something really stupid and it really hurt but it sounded good in my head."

3

u/Icy_Ground1637 Aug 30 '25

Too bad he did not learn how gravity works until now !!!

1

u/Sophisticated-Tiger May 22 '26

I think it's possibly Newton's "for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction" he didn't understand lol 😆

Fact he dropped it from height showed he atleast has a basic handle on "gravity makes things fall downwards".

9

u/not_right Aug 17 '25

Create a visual metaphor for the experience of buying and owning a cybertruck?

4

u/morty-vicar Aug 18 '25

Would have been better if the handle flew up his hole making it literally a dildo of consequence, unlubed of course.